Whats the last sentence someone said to you.

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  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
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    "i want a titty" said by my almost 2 year old...

    titty means bottle i should add
  • Iwillbemeagain
    Iwillbemeagain Posts: 163
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    "i want a titty" said by my almost 2 year old...

    titty means bottle i should add

    HAHA
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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    That lady is a c*nt and needs to be shot.....

    Yeppers....I am at work......

    Wow, what the hell happened?


    I work around mainly guys.....and I really have no idea....I mostly ignore them when they get in their little rants....like they were just in the kitchen in a very loud and heated conversation....and I could not even tell you what they were arguing about...
    But it does make for an amusing work environment!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    "I think there's some Rolled Gold in here."

    He was referring to pretzels in the snack machine, after I said "I need something crunchy."

    There weren't anym, though. I settled on Nacho Cheese Doritos. 26 calories. I know. I'm weak. I logged it though.
  • Katefab26
    Katefab26 Posts: 865
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    "I want you to stay tonight."

    Ooh, would love to hear that one myself! (Unless it's from my boss!)

    Haha it was definitely NOT my boss :laugh:
  • dmoses
    dmoses Posts: 786 Member
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    If it's not improved in a week, I'd like to take spinal x-rays...
  • emaline614
    emaline614 Posts: 86 Member
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    you do know the hospital offers pet insurance, right?
  • april_beth
    april_beth Posts: 617 Member
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    if you have any problems, call me and i hope you have a nice thanksgiving holiday.
  • april_beth
    april_beth Posts: 617 Member
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    If it's not improved in a week, I'd like to take spinal x-rays...

    ACK!!!! :(
  • TrefG
    TrefG Posts: 112 Member
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    Before we start Sir, please leave the money on the side :happy:
  • live2dream
    live2dream Posts: 614 Member
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    It doesn't look like your boss turned in your time slip for next week, did you turn it in? Yes. Okay it's probably his fault - I'll talk to him.


    Errrr my boss is trying to screw me over!! lol
  • Iwillbemeagain
    Iwillbemeagain Posts: 163
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    If it's not improved in a week, I'd like to take spinal x-rays...

    ACK!!!! :(

    Ouch!
  • SaishaLea
    SaishaLea Posts: 333 Member
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    "You need to get some inserts for your snow boots."
    -My mama.
  • reese66
    reese66 Posts: 2,920 Member
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    Can you please stop for now, I have to see how much money I have.

    Texting with my daughter to see what she is bringing for Thanksgiving dinner.
  • Iwillbemeagain
    Iwillbemeagain Posts: 163
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    Before we start Sir, please leave the money on the side :happy:

    ummm and what were you doing?
  • holzjw1482
    holzjw1482 Posts: 120 Member
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    There's a hottie at the front desk.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    did you see the news out of Syracuse and Citadel too?
  • Namaste1983
    Namaste1983 Posts: 603 Member
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    WITTY. I LIKE THAT
  • sara709
    sara709 Posts: 170 Member
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    "I really have to pee. No seriously, I almost just peed in my pants."
    - my boyfriend
  • lorac321
    lorac321 Posts: 627 Member
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    Love you. See you tonight.

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