Whats the last sentence someone said to you.

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  • Shayyy01
    Shayyy01 Posts: 290 Member
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    Scarface just got added to netflix so we can just watch that?
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
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    I thought you said something about making him one last night.

    My husband, talking about whether my son took a sandwich to school today.
  • Football_N_Guns
    Football_N_Guns Posts: 297 Member
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    Let's get *kitten* faced drunk.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    "Thanks Micah, I appreciate the help."
  • ennaejay
    ennaejay Posts: 575
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    I'm happy to see you, Mom (my 3-yr-old upon waking from naptime)
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
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    Me: "My boss really needs to stop calling and f**king up my Fridays."

    Him: "He's just mad because you have better taste in sports teams."
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
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    You're no good for me, and I'm no good for you.. I'm gonna look you right in the eye, and tell you what I'm gonna do.
  • TheLongRunner
    TheLongRunner Posts: 688 Member
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    F#*K, how bleak...but you will feel better about it tomorrow if you do and you will have a natural high as well.
  • SimplyShanRunning
    SimplyShanRunning Posts: 885 Member
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    Lower please......(Don't ask)
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    "The stairs leading to Dragon's reach. It's off to the right, you will see another house up on top. Run down the wall, you'll see a statue of eagle and there is a blacksmith there. He has a wet stone though."
  • Football_N_Guns
    Football_N_Guns Posts: 297 Member
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    Lower please......(Don't ask)

    I call BS on this.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    I almost peed myself when you said her hair looks like cat urine!
  • smkcx♥
    smkcx♥ Posts: 317 Member
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    "im just letting you know ill be home late so you dont worry, love you"
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,455 Member
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    "it was so cool mom! I got to dress like an IDIOT!"

    I figured out he meant Indian :laugh:
  • AggieLu
    AggieLu Posts: 873 Member
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    "Your butt looks real good, Aggs, musta been all them stairs you been doing" <~~~~ verbatim
  • lbetancourt
    lbetancourt Posts: 522 Member
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    thank you for the shutting off your gag reflux tip, that will surely come in handy
  • whitehandlady
    whitehandlady Posts: 459 Member
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    "sorry you can hear my music in here.... i've got the door open for a sec.....just wanted to ask mom.....hey, is that burger in the bag for me?"
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
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    "I'm gay!"
    - My girlfriend.
  • reallyneatgirl
    reallyneatgirl Posts: 8 Member
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    "I love you Mom. Can I hold the cat?"
  • Classalete
    Classalete Posts: 464 Member
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    "mirin' pipes brah'

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