The **** your family says

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  • insane4train
    insane4train Posts: 58 Member
    Our dad would say that he would have been a doctor, but he didn't have the patients.
  • jlchow
    jlchow Posts: 40
    My mom to me at family reunion: "Your grandfather looks a lot like my dad."
  • insane4train
    insane4train Posts: 58 Member
    has anybody elses dad say every time you drive by a cemetery that "people are dying to get in there"
  • capriciousmoon
    capriciousmoon Posts: 1,263 Member
    If you can kiss your elbow it means you're a fairy.
  • has anybody elses dad say every time you drive by a cemetery that "people are dying to get in there"


    ....YES.
  • MzBug
    MzBug Posts: 2,173 Member
    Mom's favorite ... "good stuff Maynard!" Dad's favorite... "I racoon!" (instead of I figured). Grandpa's... "there are starving children in Bangladesh"... I miss them all very much.
  • My mum on how babies are made:

    They start off in your knees and slower work their way up as you become older. I totally believed her.
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