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The ^ < v game!
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^ obviously did not grow up watching television in the 70's
< Is a little teapot
v Has a secret.0 -
^ here is your handle > here is your spout
< when I get all steamed up, i tend to shout
V finished the little teapot song in head0 -
^where is your spout?
< try sleestak...i think
v has a crush on vinny gumbats
never be faster than Pap!0 -
^ will never be faster than poppies
< should have been a professional typist
V should have been a contender0 -
^ and ^^ should get a room
< Is a contender
v Must've had the highway blues [you can tell by the way she smiles]
Cheers.
-wtk0 -
^ Is a hunt & peck kind of typist
< realized after all these years it is Sleestak and not Sleezak
v Realized this not the end but just the beginning0 -
^ just came from the land of the lost
< going for a haircut today
v stayed at a Holiday Inn express last night0 -
^Just realized he forgot his haircut coupon at home
< Is amazed by extreme couponers and wants an extra room in her house to stash 50 bottles of show gel, 200 toothbrushes, & 3,00 boxes of macaroni & cheese
v Has a secret desire to only spend $25 for 5,000 toothbrushes0 -
^ owns 50,000 bottles of toothpaste, but no toothbrush
< plans to sell 500,000 toothbrushes online for $.50 a piece and make a killing
V once turned a toothbrush into a shank to impress a girl0 -
^ doesn't realize I'm not in the business of impressing girls.
< is nerding out at the moment.
v likes traveling above all other things.0 -
^ will get revenge
<went to hoboken last night
v once dated Sid Viscious0 -
^ is jealous of my awesome time machine
< discovered the secret of time travel specifically for the purpose of dating sid vicious
v has nightmares about being over run by peeps0 -
^ wishes to take me along for a time ride, It could be the only way to stop Zombies from rising
< (can't talk while chewing celery)
v Thought the green stuff in the pool was soap0 -
^ wishes to take me along for a time ride, It could be the only way to stop Zombies from rising
< (can't talk while chewing celery)
v Thought the green stuff in the pool was soap
< Doesn't really want to drop 3 dress sizes.
v What's to know what all the fuss is about the "Buffet Rule."0 -
^ Knows size is just number!
< Has a thing for Buffet (likes philantropy :smooched: - not just the $$$ kind) AND has a thing for buffets - nom!
v Would rather go to a smorgasbord than a buffet.0 -
^ is the Swedish Chef from the Muppets, only with talking knees
< doesn't know what a smorgasbord is, other than a word from some Nordic language that may or may not mean "buffet"
V speaks fluent Muppet0 -
^ Bork! Bork Bork Bork!
<Googled Smorgasbord and found out it's Scandinavian
v Has gotten lucky in a room also containing a muppet of some sort0 -
^ Has a fear of vowels
< Has just the right number of vowels
v Suffers from hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia0 -
^ Has a fear of vowels
< Has just the right number of vowels
v Suffers from hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
^ Is anime like me
< *cowers in fear of the big word*
v fears the return of Chucky0 -
^ Studies weird numbers
< Jandek fan
v Longs for the return of Quarterlife.0 -
^ has a collection of quarters stashed in a water bottle
< instantly thought of the band QuarterFlash while wondering what Quarterlife is.
v has always wondered if the bird is really the word.0 -
^bird is the word
< needs more cowbell
v needs to spike the coffee0 -
^ has cowbell on workout playlist
< once saw a jam band play that actually had a cow-bell solo. the musician appeared to be drinking spiked coffee. spiking this coffee would make this job even more hilariously awesome.
V also has a hilarious job0 -
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^ Probably wants a new Job
< Is so very hungry and should not eat anymore until dinner to stay in my calories
v Wants a new puppy!0 -
^Must stay away from the food...do not go to the food.
<Cannot handle anymore puppies--already has three big dogs who would eat a puppy.
vLoves lycra and walking on the beach looking for seashells.0 -
^ knows big dogs are all about the cuddle
< once saw Professor from University that I attended on People of Walmart. TRUE STORY.
V has been featured on PoW0 -
^ knows big dogs are all about the cuddle
< once saw Professor from University that I attended on People of Walmart. TRUE STORY.
V has been featured on PoW
< Has seen Bob Dylan in concert 9 times.
v Has seen Insane Clown Posse in concert 3 times.0 -
^ Is a Bob Dylan Backup Singer
< Has a New AddictionStart With "S"
V Is Waiting on the next reply0 -
^ so, sexy is an addiction?
<been here all night waiting for a reply
v once talked a camel out of drinking too much water0
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