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The ^ < v game!

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  • ^ obviously did not grow up watching television in the 70's
    < Is a little teapot
    v Has a secret.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    ^ here is your handle > here is your spout
    < when I get all steamed up, i tend to shout
    V finished the little teapot song in head
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
    ^where is your spout?
    < try sleestak...i think
    v has a crush on vinny gumbats

    never be faster than Pap!
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    ^ will never be faster than poppies
    < should have been a professional typist
    V should have been a contender
  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    ^ and ^^ should get a room
    < Is a contender
    v Must've had the highway blues [you can tell by the way she smiles]

    Cheers.
    -wtk
  • ^ Is a hunt & peck kind of typist
    < realized after all these years it is Sleestak and not Sleezak
    v Realized this not the end but just the beginning
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
    ^ just came from the land of the lost
    < going for a haircut today
    v stayed at a Holiday Inn express last night
  • ^Just realized he forgot his haircut coupon at home
    < Is amazed by extreme couponers and wants an extra room in her house to stash 50 bottles of show gel, 200 toothbrushes, & 3,00 boxes of macaroni & cheese
    v Has a secret desire to only spend $25 for 5,000 toothbrushes
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    ^ owns 50,000 bottles of toothpaste, but no toothbrush
    < plans to sell 500,000 toothbrushes online for $.50 a piece and make a killing
    V once turned a toothbrush into a shank to impress a girl
  • Captain_Mal
    Captain_Mal Posts: 945 Member
    ^ doesn't realize I'm not in the business of impressing girls.
    < is nerding out at the moment.
    v likes traveling above all other things.
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
    ^ will get revenge
    <went to hoboken last night
    v once dated Sid Viscious
  • b_ism
    b_ism Posts: 60
    ^ is jealous of my awesome time machine
    < discovered the secret of time travel specifically for the purpose of dating sid vicious
    v has nightmares about being over run by peeps
  • vade43113
    vade43113 Posts: 836 Member
    ^ wishes to take me along for a time ride, It could be the only way to stop Zombies from rising
    < (can't talk while chewing celery)
    v Thought the green stuff in the pool was soap
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
    ^ wishes to take me along for a time ride, It could be the only way to stop Zombies from rising
    < (can't talk while chewing celery)
    v Thought the green stuff in the pool was soap
    ^ Favorite number is pi
    < Doesn't really want to drop 3 dress sizes.
    v What's to know what all the fuss is about the "Buffet Rule."
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
    ^ Knows size is just number!
    < Has a thing for Buffet (likes philantropy :smooched: - not just the $$$ kind) AND has a thing for buffets - nom!
    v Would rather go to a smorgasbord than a buffet.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    ^ is the Swedish Chef from the Muppets, only with talking knees
    < doesn't know what a smorgasbord is, other than a word from some Nordic language that may or may not mean "buffet"
    V speaks fluent Muppet
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    ^ Bork! Bork Bork Bork!
    <Googled Smorgasbord and found out it's Scandinavian
    v Has gotten lucky in a room also containing a muppet of some sort
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
    ^ Has a fear of vowels
    < Has just the right number of vowels
    v Suffers from hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
  • vade43113
    vade43113 Posts: 836 Member
    ^ Has a fear of vowels
    < Has just the right number of vowels
    v Suffers from hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

    ^ Is anime like me
    < *cowers in fear of the big word*
    v fears the return of Chucky
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
    ^ Studies weird numbers
    < Jandek fan
    v Longs for the return of Quarterlife.
  • ^ has a collection of quarters stashed in a water bottle
    < instantly thought of the band QuarterFlash while wondering what Quarterlife is.
    v has always wondered if the bird is really the word.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    ^bird is the word
    < needs more cowbell
    v needs to spike the coffee
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    ^ has cowbell on workout playlist
    < once saw a jam band play that actually had a cow-bell solo. the musician appeared to be drinking spiked coffee. spiking this coffee would make this job even more hilariously awesome.
    V also has a hilarious job
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  • kristers03
    kristers03 Posts: 74 Member
    ^ Probably wants a new Job
    < Is so very hungry and should not eat anymore until dinner to stay in my calories
    v Wants a new puppy! :D
  • jagpie42
    jagpie42 Posts: 43 Member
    ^Must stay away from the food...do not go to the food.
    <Cannot handle anymore puppies--already has three big dogs who would eat a puppy.
    vLoves lycra and walking on the beach looking for seashells.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    ^ knows big dogs are all about the cuddle
    < once saw Professor from University that I attended on People of Walmart. TRUE STORY.
    V has been featured on PoW
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
    ^ knows big dogs are all about the cuddle
    < once saw Professor from University that I attended on People of Walmart. TRUE STORY.
    V has been featured on PoW
    ^ Just told a really bad pun.
    < Has seen Bob Dylan in concert 9 times.
    v Has seen Insane Clown Posse in concert 3 times.
  • chunkyme
    chunkyme Posts: 88 Member
    ^ Is a Bob Dylan Backup Singer

    < Has a New Addiction :) Start With "S"

    V Is Waiting on the next reply
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
    ^ so, sexy is an addiction?
    <been here all night waiting for a reply
    v once talked a camel out of drinking too much water
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