The ^ < v game!

PapaverSomniferum

^ gives the impression of being British, using "rude" to mean, "flashing one's privates in inappropriate company"
< always dreamed of being British, in or out of clothing
V is a Never Nude

Captain_Mal

^ shares my love of the Brits.
< wants to live in the UK someday.
v has at least traveled to the UK.

PapaverSomniferum

^ will be sharing a flat in London with me
< has never been across the Oceans at all, but has ancestry that is from the UK, so hopes to appear to fit in
V does a good fake Irish accent

dinovino_59

^ has never been to Bethel Woods NY
< talks with an Irish accent after the 6th shot of Jamesons
v once rode a moose through a tollboth on a highway in Novia Scotia

PapaverSomniferum

^ also realized that there is no tolls on moose crossings
< has wanted to move to Nova Scotia ever since Trailer Park Boys
V lives in a trailer park

dinovino_59

^looks good in tie dye
<always wanted to be in a south park trailer
vthinks microdot is a new software company

PapaverSomniferum

^ Had the starring role in "Gotta Get an A"
< looks DAMN good in this tie dye dress. cotton is a soft-wear.
V facepalms to puns

dinovino_59

^ likes blue feathers and forearm earings
< would love a cold beer right now
v has a thing for Engleburt Humpedink

PapaverSomniferum

^ has profile picture ADD today
< likes the composer more than that singer guy
V likes words with lots of syllables

dinovino_59

^ talks to butterflies
< The male butterfly will produce pheromones, which are chemicals that trigger a welcoming behavioral response between the same species.
v likes their flies with butter

PapaverSomniferum

^ butters both sides of the toast
< dreams of having a farm with honey bees and butterfly pavilions. Will call it "Flying Monkey Farms": logo is drawn and everything.
V likes honey

L00py_T0ucan

^ will have both apiary and butterfly vivarium in the near future...

< likes honey...and honeycomb cellular structures...and THE HONEY BADGER!

v does a great honey badger imitation, though the HB don't give a *kitten*

PapaverSomniferum

^ doesn't give a *kitten*
< has a squirrel in pocket. thankful wasn't adopted by a honey badger.
V hasn't seen the honey badger video

sktllmdrhmz

^ Probably isn't thinking of the same Honey Badger I am
< Roll Tide!
v Is a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman/saleswoman

PapaverSomniferum

^ isn't playing that guitar
< inherrited a very good carpet shampoo-er from an x-roommate who datted a door to door vacuum cleaner salesman
V hasn't vacuumed in a week

missoularocks

^ likes tie dyed shirts
< should be doing her homework
v wants a cold beverage

Linda6580

^ has beautiful hair
< cold beverage would be nice, but working, or am i?
v Likes horseback riding

mudpuddlegirl

^ has no hair
< used more hairspray in the 80's than legally should have been allowed
v secretly wishes the rooster tail would make a comeback

PapaverSomniferum

^ knows how to make an Aquanet torch
< likes chickens. has poor hairstyle choices.
V also made poor hairstyle choices in the 80s

vade43113

^ knows how to make an Aquanet torch
< likes chickens. has poor hairstyle choices.
V also made poor hairstyle choices in the 80s

^ Has a bad habit of saying bad things about her hair... (I like the way it is in the picture)
< Was allowed to make bad hairstyle choices in the 80's (born in 84)
v wonders what would it take to steal a strand of Tony Stark's har

sktllmdrhmz

^ could probably just wait till he puts the helmet down somewhere
< is wearing black pants covered in puppy hair
v has a puppy covered in black pants

PapaverSomniferum

^ appreciates a good puppy-snuggle
< deeply hopes that my 150lb puppy is not sleeping in my closet again; drool stains.
V drools in his/her sleep

Salamanda425

^has a huge dog
< is soooooo thankful that it's payday Friday!
v is going to have a great weekend!

creature275

^ loves her puppy
<cant wait to come home
v probably is home haha

PapaverSomniferum

^ might not even be in home country
< works in a private residence, but it's not my home. Might as well be, as much as i'm here.
V works in a public space

Platnex

^very spiritual
< needs to get out more and learn my new city
v Wishes they got a better person to discribe

mudpuddlegirl

^ will own his new city, because that's how he rolls!
< lives in a city that was just voted in the Top 30 Small Towns to Live In!
v Is addicted to Cityville

dinovino_59

^ likes the band Puddle of Mud
< has no idea what cityville is
v grows onions out of an old bong

PapaverSomniferum

^ knows one hundred and one uses for an old water pipe
< has gotta grow onions SOMEWHERE
V has onion breath

Salamanda425

^ has a green thumb!!
< actually does have onion breath! Yay for onions for lunch!
v watches Americas Funniest Home Videos religiously