Most obvious(non physical) difference between women and men

Iamfit4life
Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
edited October 5 in Chit-Chat
Women can tell eachother they are hot, beautiful, pretty, sexy, whatever.


Men not so much(well they can but generally don't)



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  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    A man will pay $10 for a $5 item that he needs.

    A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.
  • kalexander2005
    kalexander2005 Posts: 223 Member
    Here's a timely one. A woman usually buy the gift that the receiver would like, while a man often buys a gift that he would like to receive! HAHA Jingle Bells and Merry Christmas!
  • snookumss
    snookumss Posts: 1,451 Member
    Men will (typically) not say they are dieting, whereas women always are "D
  • Gail3260
    Gail3260 Posts: 354 Member
    A woman can always fnd that thing a man says he has looked everywhere for......usually just where it's supposed to be!!
  • prettypooks
    prettypooks Posts: 133 Member
    A woman can always fnd that thing a man says he has looked everywhere for......usually just where it's supposed to be!!

    That's hilarious! I always tell my two stepsons when they tell me they can't find something to "stop looking with their man-eyes".
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    When a man cheats on a woman, he is a pig in the eyes of society. When a woman cheats, society says, he must have done something to make her do it!
  • DWilbanks
    DWilbanks Posts: 420 Member
    Age old one


    Men will never ask for directions...

    women always will for fear of being lost somewhere.
  • jakejacobsen
    jakejacobsen Posts: 584 Member
    A woman has 500,000 words to say in a day, a man could go the day with out saying a word (but then the woman would get mad)
  • outtanms
    outtanms Posts: 237 Member
    A man will pay $10 for a $5 item that he needs.

    A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.


    BAHAHAHA!! True so true!!
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,021 Member
    I like how men can beat the crap out of each other and still be friends, but women will be sworn enemies for life over very minor things.
  • SassyCalyGirl
    SassyCalyGirl Posts: 1,932 Member
    Women listen....Men do not!
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    When a man cheats on a woman, he is a pig in the eyes of society. When a woman cheats, society says, he must have done something to make her do it!

    so, if he cheats, he's a pig. if she cheats it's because he's a pig....now I get it.
  • jagar07
    jagar07 Posts: 266 Member
    A woman has 500,000 words to say in a day, a man could go the day with out saying a word (but then the woman would get mad)

    weeeeell, my husband talks WAY more than I do lol, so I have to say you are inaccurate with your statement :tongue:
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    When a man cheats on a woman, he is a pig in the eyes of society. When a woman cheats, society says, he must have done something to make her do it!

    so, if he cheats, he's a pig. if she cheats it's because he's a pig....now I get it.

    Ironic isn't it?
  • SassyCalyGirl
    SassyCalyGirl Posts: 1,932 Member
    Men dress for themselves. Women dress for other women!
  • NuMe46
    NuMe46 Posts: 128
    Men are much better at networking; women are too catty to help each other in business. Women get caught up in their emotions too easily and fail to stay objective most of the time. BTW, I am a woman but this has been my observation through out my career.
  • rc630
    rc630 Posts: 310 Member
    When a man cheats on a woman, he is a pig in the eyes of society. When a woman cheats, society says, he must have done something to make her do it!

    But if she's not in a relationship, and sleeps with more than one man, she's a shlurt. (that's my way of censoring...)
    I definitely agree with this one; How many movies do you see where the female is in love with another man and the audience wants her to leave her significant other? And then how many when it's the man who the audience wants to leave his wife/girlfriend/whatever?

    Also, men buy clothes because they fit and look good when everyone can see them, with the tag only being used for finding which size will fit best. Women will buy clothes that don't fit or look good because of the name and number on the tag, which nobody can see.
  • SassyCalyGirl
    SassyCalyGirl Posts: 1,932 Member
    Men are much better at networking; women are too catty to help each other in business. Women get caught up in their emotions too easily and fail to stay objective most of the time. BTW, I am a woman but this has been my observation through out my career.

    I would totally agree with that!
  • Lizzy_Sunflower
    Lizzy_Sunflower Posts: 1,510 Member
    Men will stand in front of the fridge, complaining there is nothing to eat (Or that they can't find something)

    A woman will go to the same fridge and whip up a meal for the whole family with whatever is there. (Or move the milk container and find said missing item)

    (Or maybe this is just My man) :wink:
  • kimoRUN
    kimoRUN Posts: 325 Member
    Men are waffles and women are spaghetti. Men are typical compartmentalizers whereas women tend to intertwine everything together.
  • kimoRUN
    kimoRUN Posts: 325 Member
    Men will stand in front of the fridge, complaining there is nothing to eat (Or that they can't find something)

    A woman will go to the same fridge and whip up a meal for the whole family with whatever is there. (Or move the milk container and find said missing item)

    (Or maybe this is just My man) :wink:

    Haha that's funny. Women will stand in front of their full closet and complain they have nothing to wear.
  • DWilbanks
    DWilbanks Posts: 420 Member
    women buy enough purses to match all her outfits in her closet

    men buy one wallet and won't even replace it if it's falling apart...lol
  • CasperO
    CasperO Posts: 2,913 Member
    If you give $10,000 cash to a man and a woman, with strict instructions not to save or invest or give gifts but only to spend selfishly you will see much different bahaviors.

    The woman will buy 50 little $200 trinkets.

    The man will add a little more out of his own pocket and buy a motorcycle/bass boat/large toy.
  • Lizzy_Sunflower
    Lizzy_Sunflower Posts: 1,510 Member
    Men will stand in front of the fridge, complaining there is nothing to eat (Or that they can't find something)

    A woman will go to the same fridge and whip up a meal for the whole family with whatever is there. (Or move the milk container and find said missing item)

    (Or maybe this is just My man) :wink:

    Haha that's funny. Women will stand in front of their full closet and complain they have nothing to wear.


    Touché.
  • Purpleflipflops
    Purpleflipflops Posts: 563 Member
    Men are waffles and women are spaghetti. Men are typical compartmentalizers whereas women tend to intertwine everything together.
    Totally Agree!!!
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    I can grab my friends boobs when she says she had her boobs done, but men cannot grab each other's packages after they had penile enhacement surgery. Or can they?!?! . :huh:
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    I can grab my friends boobs when she says she had her boobs done, but men cannot grab each other's packages after they had penile enhacement surgery. Or can they?!?! . :huh:

    um, no.
  • Mios3
    Mios3 Posts: 530 Member
    I can grab my friends boobs when she says she had her boobs done, but men cannot grab each other's packages after they had penile enhacement surgery. Or can they?!?! . :huh:

    Omg girl you crack me up!!! :laugh: :laugh:
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    True story, my friend sent me a picture of her boobs after her surgery... I don't think a man would do that with another man.
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    If a married man flirts online, he is a creeper

    If a married woman flirts online, must be something wrong with her husband
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