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DannyMussels
DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
edited October 5 in Chit-Chat
I'm here to answer all your questions, about myself, about life, about your future, anything!

Just keep it clean so it doesn't get locked!

If you have something more risque to ask, post on my wall or send it in a message and I'll reply.




Let's do this.
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  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    kiwi dear
    what was your favorite episode of ALF
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    kiwi dear
    what was your favorite episode of ALF

    The one where he trick or treats and wants cats!
  • Lift_hard_eat_big
    Lift_hard_eat_big Posts: 2,278 Member
    If I eat past 7pm will the fat go straight to my thighs?
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    What should I order for dinner tonight? We're getting Indian food.
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    If I eat past 7pm will the fat go straight to my thighs?

    Yes.

    6pm if you're central standard time.
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    I havent ate in 2 hours:-( how long have I been in starvation mode?
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    What should I order for dinner tonight? We're getting Indian food.

    A bannock burger.
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    I havent ate in 2 hours:-( how long have I been in starvation mode?

    1 hour 59 minutes.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Why didn't the "girls" go away with the rest of my fat, and do you know anyone who would like my extras?
  • Lift_hard_eat_big
    Lift_hard_eat_big Posts: 2,278 Member
    Where is "Davidlives"?
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Why didn't the "girls" go away with the rest of my fat, and do you know anyone who would like my extras?

    1 cause you are lucky

    2 me
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Where is "Davidlives"?

    At applebees enjoying 2 for $20 apps...

    though he will return to say he logged 45 minutes on the treadmill while he was absent.
  • adjones5
    adjones5 Posts: 938 Member
    Will I ever get married?
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    Which burns more fat
    white wine or red wine
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Will I ever get married?

    Yes.












































    three times.
  • efokken
    efokken Posts: 138 Member
    Will I ever find love?
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Who are all the hot chicks in your ticker?
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    will i ever be a size 6 again? ever?
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Which burns more fat
    white wine or red wine

    Trick question.

    1 glass of each burns the same amount.

    But every glass of red after that makes you exponentially funnier, and faster. And smarter.
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Will I ever find love?

    You won't find it.

    But it will find you.

    At the gym, Spring 2012.
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Who are all the hot chicks in your ticker?

    My sister-wives.
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    will i ever be a size 6 again? ever?

    Yes.

    And you will break even more hearts.
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
    :laugh:
    Who are all the hot chicks in your ticker?

    My sister-wives.
  • efokken
    efokken Posts: 138 Member
    I took my tongue ring out last week for gooood!! is that OK?
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    I took my tongue ring out last week for gooood!! is that OK?

    Surprisingly, it will positively effect your 'private' life.
  • PBJunky
    PBJunky Posts: 737 Member
    I injured my right test#### today by accidentally placing a dumbbell on top of it, will this hamper my muscles gains and should I start saving for a set of bras to accompany the resulting boobies due to an influx of estrogen???
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    I injured my right test#### today by accidentally placing a dumbbell on top of it, will this hamper my muscles gains and should I start saving for a set of bras to accompany the resulting boobies due to an influx of estrogen???

    You either need to put some ice on it, or mash the other so they match.

    Or both.
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    Why did the white mouse spin?
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Why did the white mouse spin?

    Too much wine and garbanzos with fit4life.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Do these pants make me look fat?
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