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  • lexximan
    lexximan Posts: 322 Member
    Did MJs Doctor really do it on purpose?
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Did MJs Doctor really do it on purpose?

    No, he wanted to prolong his life because the longer Michael lived, the more he too would get paid.

    He just pushed the boundaries and got greedy.
  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
    hehe ;)

    so what am I painted as in my profile pic? (there are a couple others on my profile too.. hint its from a very famous movie..)
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    hehe ;)

    so what am I painted as in my profile pic? (there are a couple others on my profile too.. hint its from a very famous movie..)

    One of the dwarfies from the chocolate mill.
  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
    did I do the chocolate factory justice? lol
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    did I do the chocolate factory justice? lol

    I think you'd make them blush.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Krabby patty > Kiwiburger

    True?
  • ansonrinesmith
    ansonrinesmith Posts: 741 Member
    What am I thinking right now? eerr, right now.. I mean not now, but when I first posted the question.
    You know what I mean, right?! :)
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Krabby patty > Kiwiburger

    True?

    Depends on how much you wanna eat.
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    What am I thinking right now? eerr, right now.. I mean not now, but when I first posted the question.
    You know what I mean, right?! :)

    Youd really like to eat a krabby patty. See if that'd make her a happy patty.
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Anyone else need answers to some of life's mysteries???
  • seventwenty
    seventwenty Posts: 565 Member
    beer pong or beirut?
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    beer pong or beirut?

    Beer pong
  • ummlovelovesyou
    ummlovelovesyou Posts: 1,024 Member
    Should I get drunk tonight or just a little tipsy?
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Should I get drunk tonight or just a little tipsy?

    Get drunk and text me if you need a ride home...
  • ummlovelovesyou
    ummlovelovesyou Posts: 1,024 Member
    Should I wear a dress or a skirt tonight?
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Should I wear a dress or a skirt tonight?

    You will look more attractive in a dress, but will attact more men in a skirt!
  • ummlovelovesyou
    ummlovelovesyou Posts: 1,024 Member
    Thanks, my life problems are solved.
  • MinnesotaManimal
    MinnesotaManimal Posts: 642 Member
    If 4 out of 5 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste.... what is the 5th dentist recommending?
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    If 4 out of 5 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste.... what is the 5th dentist recommending?

    Bananas!

    Dental-Poster-Monkey.jpg
  • knickels1987
    knickels1987 Posts: 212 Member
    Should I move on?
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Should I move on?

    The best way to get OVER someone, is to get UNDER someone else.
  • ansonrinesmith
    ansonrinesmith Posts: 741 Member
    If I'm driving a bus with 42 people on it.
    2 Redheads get off
    4 Brunettes get on
    1 Blonde gets off
    1 Bald person gets on

    How much weight has the bus driver lost?
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    If I'm driving a bus with 42 people on it.
    2 Redheads get off
    4 Brunettes get on
    1 Blonde gets off
    1 Bald person gets on

    How much weight has the bus driver lost?

    82lbs.
    And you are driving the bus.
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