I'm Santa Claus...

_beachgirl_
_beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
What would you like me to give you this year?
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  • writtenINthestars
    writtenINthestars Posts: 1,933 Member
    I'll have to text you my answer as i don't want Steven to remove me from the boards. :flowerforyou:
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
    a princess crown!
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    really
  • Football_N_Guns
    Football_N_Guns Posts: 297 Member
    What would you like me to give you this year?

    You wrapped in a red bow.
  • AZTrailRunner
    AZTrailRunner Posts: 1,199 Member
    The manual to "Understanding Women"

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  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    I'll have to text you my answer as i don't want Steven to remove me from the boards. :flowerforyou:

    I want you to show me this text
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    A brick and mortar for my bakery. Preferably in Austin.
  • Justjoshin
    Justjoshin Posts: 999 Member
    Super proud of you for coming up with a title that didn't make my Rant!

    Also, prepare your inbox, as I'm sure it's going to be full momentarily.
  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
    face paints,split cakes,glitter, body glue, prothetics,stuff to make prosthetics,henna,air brush stuff, new paint brushes, COSTUMES!!!! and a hot boy would be nice!! oh and a scale.. and a hrm, and shoes,and workout clothes,and regular clothes,and a gym membership, and a car.. and an apartment...and purple contacts..
  • run4yourlife
    run4yourlife Posts: 379 Member
    What would you like me to give you this year?

    You wrapped in a red bow.

    Run beachgirl run!!!
    Eek!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    A subscription and ride to a local gun show so I can take firearms safety class.
  • Football_N_Guns
    Football_N_Guns Posts: 297 Member
    What would you like me to give you this year?

    You wrapped in a red bow.

    Run beachgirl run!!!
    Eek!

    Why would she run?
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Your flying sleigh. I want it.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    leopard print figure skates
  • Slinkybaz
    Slinkybaz Posts: 312 Member
    I strongly suggest Santa that you get off MFP and start wrapping my kids presents as they appear to want EVERYTHING including a kitten (enjoy wrapping that)
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    leopard print figure skates

    See these IRL with the person skating in them.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    A brick and mortar for my bakery. Preferably in Austin.
    And visit this bakery :bigsmile:
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    What would you like me to give you this year?

    You wrapped in a red bow.

    A new husband and a unicorn that poops glitter and a nanny and a big fat bank account and a small tropical island and a night with the REAL LL Cool J...I'll email you the rest...
  • lor007
    lor007 Posts: 884 Member
    Being out of debt would be nice, can I ask for that?
  • PlunderBunneh
    PlunderBunneh Posts: 1,705 Member
    A new corset!
  • Slinkybaz
    Slinkybaz Posts: 312 Member
    The manual to "Understanding Women"

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    That's only Book 1 - prepare yourself. I have a much smaller Manual for Understanding Women for you. It is simply this: DO NOT try to understand women. Just as you understand something, we shift the goal posts. Just pretend to listen, nod your head and compliment us occasionally. A nice meal once in a while is also good.
  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
    New bike shoes.
  • messyinthekitchen
    messyinthekitchen Posts: 662 Member
    health and more time.
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    I want you to find siggy a job here. That's all.

    Or 5,000,000 so I could pay off ex to move, and pay off all my debts, and pay for a kicka$$ private school in NJ.
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    What would you like me to give you this year?

    You wrapped in a red bow.

    Run beachgirl run!!!
    Eek!

    Really?! I was thinking the same thing...about you! Do you even know him? Wait, nevermind, I know you don't or you never would have said that.
    Run Windy run from the judgemental trolls!
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Ryan Reynolds.
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    I'm not Santa, but I got your back PK69
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    And for those who want to put Christ back in Christmas; a song to remember
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMo_A6eHn14
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  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    Burgener & Rippetoe Barbell
    Bumper plate storage
    2 weight plate trees
    Maybe some additional bumper plates as well. A pair of 55's perhaps.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    A brick and mortar for my bakery. Preferably in Austin.
    And visit this bakery :bigsmile:

    I'd hook you up with some free treats!
  • Captain_Mal
    Captain_Mal Posts: 945 Member
    ....a 3 month European vacation please and thank you.
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