I'm Santa Claus...

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  • holzjw1482
    holzjw1482 Posts: 120 Member
    I'd settle for a FR
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    a pony
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    Bring me a spider monkey, two old sneakers, a key and duct tape.
  • LeeKetty1176
    LeeKetty1176 Posts: 881 Member
    The manual to "Understanding Women"

    understanding-women-45726306544.jpg


    trouble is after 3 pages i fall asleep
  • rblair_22
    rblair_22 Posts: 202 Member
    I want a babysitter for my 2yr old. I don't even have to leave the house, just give me 1 hour of peace and quiet where I can relax and read a book, or take a nap.
  • mleoni092708
    mleoni092708 Posts: 629 Member
    A 2 week Jamaican vacation-all by myself :)
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    I'd settle for a FR

    Are you a Wolverine fan?
  • holzjw1482
    holzjw1482 Posts: 120 Member
    I'd settle for a FR

    Are you a Wolverine fan?

    Nope. Spartan!!
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    some movers, and some moving money and a new cheap apt by May please. thank you!!!
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    I'd settle for a FR

    Are you a Wolverine fan?

    Nope. Spartan!!

    Whew.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    Endless pool.
  • Namaste1983
    Namaste1983 Posts: 603 Member
    SANTA,
    I'VE BEEN GOOD ALL YEAR... PROMISE. CAN I HAVE $5,000 SO I DON'T HAVE TO USE MY MOMS SAVINGS TO FINISH PAYING FOR MY SURGERY? I PROMISE TO LEAVE A PLATE OF MY FAMOUS WHITE CHOCOLATE CRANBERRY BRANDY COOKIES. I'LL EVEN LEAVE OUT ALMOND MILK IF YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
    IF YOU CAN'T GIVE ME THE MONEY CAN YOU FIND ME A 3RD JOB?
    THANKS
    SARAH
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    SANTA,
    I'VE BEEN GOOD ALL YEAR... PROMISE. CAN I HAVE $5,000 SO I DON'T HAVE TO USE MY MOMS SAVINGS TO FINISH PAYING FOR MY SURGERY? I PROMISE TO LEAVE A PLATE OF MY FAMOUS WHITE CHOCOLATE CRANBERRY BRANDY COOKIES. I'LL EVEN LEAVE OUT ALMOND MILK IF YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
    IF YOU CAN'T GIVE ME THE MONEY CAN YOU FIND ME A 3RD JOB?
    THANKS
    SARAH

    holy crap that's an awesome ticker!
  • mwright24skinny
    mwright24skinny Posts: 122 Member
    I'll have to text you my answer as i don't want Steven to remove me from the boards. :flowerforyou:

    I want you to show me this text

    TOO Funny!
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    Dear Santa,

    Can you make my family close again? Like we were when I was younger? Christmas would be a lot better. Thanks.
  • mwright24skinny
    mwright24skinny Posts: 122 Member
    Getting in Santas lap.. I want a new skinny body without doing the work, money, new house, new town and a sexy guy on my arm... Now Santa I need this right away so don't forget where I live.:tongue:
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    Getting in Santas lap.. I want a new skinny body without doing the work, money, new house, new town and a sexy guy on my arm... Now Santa I need this right away so don't forget where I live.:tongue:

    hmm a skinny body without doin the work??? :noway:
  • writtenINthestars
    writtenINthestars Posts: 1,933 Member
    Hi Folks,

    Please bear in mind that discussing moderator action on the boards is actually a violation of guidelines ( http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines ) and typically re-ignites the drama that the mods are attempting to ameliorate.

    Hopefully the edits I made to this thread will allow it to return to its originally intended purpose. Re-visiting those edits by posting about them in the thread only takes the thread back off course.

    I now return you to your previously scheduled Santa Claus requests...

    Steven

    Dammit, this just makes me love you more! :drinker:
  • Jain
    Jain Posts: 861 Member
    Dear Santa, I've been a very good girl this year (for a change!:blushing: ). So if you could find a stocking big enough to fit Aragorn into I'd be ever so grateful.

    XXX
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Clothes that fit (I got some basics when I hit my goal but I passed it and keep shrinking even though my weight is stabilized now).
    Plenty of business for my hubby (so the entire burden of paying the bills doesn't fall on me).
  • elimendoza31
    elimendoza31 Posts: 359 Member
    I want a large slice of german chocolate cake .... and not gain any of the weight .... :love:
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
    a million dollars please :)
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