Zombies!!! -What is your weapon of choice???

sjohnny

This is what I'll use if it happens soon

herstrawberri

Big *kitten* knife

jlow713

desert eagle .50

straight up blow them zombies out of their shoes.

♥Faerie♥

Tallahassee....He is my weapon of choice.....

pereztech930

albinogorilla

Rules:

You can only carry one weapon.
Lots of zombies along your route.
You can't "re-supply"

Here's my choice- halligan tool... good for opening doors and splitting zombie heads.

having held on of these before, i would go much lighter, as these are very heavy.............I would go machete.........nice and light, for continued use

AZTrailRunner

8lb sledge hammer /w unbreakable handle (it's on amazon for $92, small price to pay for smashing brains).

You can get a 6 or 8lb sledge with a fiberglass handle at The Home Depot for under $30. :-)

quigonnjae

Chuck Norris!! 'Nuff Said

MaraDiaz

I want something lightweight (including ammo weight) that sets them on fire. Flamethrower is obviously too bulky. Something with phosphorous rounds, maybe? Or a backpack full of Molotov cocktails, perhaps?

ninerbuff

Bait em!

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vim_n_vigor

Given that I work in a cemetery, the threat of zombies has been discussed largely as an occupational hazard. I have concluded on several occasions that my weapon of choice is double machetes. If I can only get my hands on one, so be it. Sinlsln, I'm with you.

Note: Guns need ammo. Ammo can run out. A sheild would be too heavy to carry for extended periods. Dual machetes are lightweight, require no reload and can be used for blocking and attacking simultaneously.

I am following you. You are the troop leader.

myshell26

Shaolin spade all the way!

Pams_Shadow

A cast iron skillet great for bashing and can double as a shield

PsiChi

Mossberg 500 12 guage, sawn off with pistol grip stock. I'd probably carry 00, flechettes, and hollow point slugs.

Slove009

A long samuri sword. They can slice through metal. slicing a zombie's head off would be easy!

ingeh

Good Idea! but knowing my luck id hit a zombie with it and go to pull it out and Il just pull the zombie on top of me lol. My plan is run and hide til its all over

tmarie2715

Records. Wait, are we not in the "Shaun of the Dead" zombieverse?

tmarie2715

A stack of old LP's, like in Shaun of the Dead

Yes!

tomomatic

Light saber. Such an obvious weapon of choice.

rmwinters

Chainsaw is the obvious choice!!!!!! I just had a dream about this.

turntechBiologist

Since it was the only weapon I was good with using in L4D2, the axe :P

livinginwoods

Well, I am sitting on an arsenal right now since my husband is a gun dealer. Swords are good, which I have plenty to chose from since my husbands best friend is a sword maker....... However, I prefer a cross bow. Light weight, sexy to carry, effective from a distance.

oneduality

Pickle.. if Zombies hate pickles as much as I do, it would be the ultimate weapon!

slayerdan

Im gonna use the people that arent trying to better their life and arent members of MFP. Then, when zombies show up....I will push them down and they will help me survive a zombie attack. Otherwise Ill just use the simplest thing--fire.

rmwinters

desert eagle .50

straight up blow them zombies out of their shoes.

desert eagle would be perfect! I wish I had one.

CannibalisticVegetarian

It's a shame that I'm so precise that I can't seem to think of anything.I'm trying to take crowd control and range into consideration..

*Jeopardy waiting jingle* Hmmmmmm........... Running shoes, a pogo stick, and a backpack full of dynamite. XD...And if I can carry anything else, maybe a small sledgehammer.

Too bad by the time I finish, I'll probably look like this:

rmwinters

Im gonna use the people that arent trying to better their life and arent members of MFP. Then, when zombies show up....I will push them down and they will help me survive a zombie attack. Otherwise Ill just use the simplest thing--fire.

Yeah, I guess the only thing you really NEED is someone thats slower than you.

Elixandra

How bout a huge bag full of cats?

Elixandra

Ok im thinkin for real. A cross bow! :happy:

carriem73

Given that I work in a cemetery, the threat of zombies has been discussed largely as an occupational hazard. I have concluded on several occasions that my weapon of choice is double machetes. If I can only get my hands on one, so be it. Sinlsln, I'm with you.

Note: Guns need ammo. Ammo can run out. A sheild would be too heavy to carry for extended periods. Dual machetes are lightweight, require no reload and can be used for blocking and attacking simultaneously.

wow- I love the level of thought that went into this! I once had a lengthy discussion aout US law as applies to zombies... can you be charged with attmpted murder for trying to kill a zombie, since technically, theya re already dead???