Your most embarrassing moment at work.

stayxtrue

Well I have a few,

One of them I will never ever talk about!!! hahaha

SueGeer

I was dating a guy I worked with, and we often flirted at work. I worked at a bingo hall at the time. I was at the snack bar trying to find something to eat with one hand behind my back (why i stood that way, I don't know, but I did). Next thing I know, there's a body pressed up against my back. I felt the shirt, and it felt the same as our uniform shirts, so I was sure it was my guy. I decided to get frisky with him, so I slowly untucked the shirt from the front of his pants with the hand he was pressing against. I then put my thumb down his pants and was rubbing it back and forth... teasing him. I turned around to give him the sexy teasing look and, to my horror, it was a new customer who I had never seen before! He was just smiling ear to ear! I removed my hand from his pants (no private parts were touched, mind you!) and walked away, all the way back to the office mumbling, "OMG! I thought it was Justin! I thought it was Justin!" My co-workers, and Justin, got a good laugh out of it, and the new customer became a regular, always smiling big at me whenever he saw me (to the point that people would ask me who he was, and I'd be like, "I dunno... just some new guy!" lol

LMFAO you win!!! :laugh:

So funny!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Sue x

Wallaby2

A few years ago I politely asked my then new boss, if he had ever analyzed his doodle. As soon as I said it I turned bright red and nervously explained what I meant; my boss doodles (draws) a certain pattern every time he talks on the phone, and I was curious to know what the symbol represented. I quickly went to the rest room and laughed and laughed with disbelief and humiliation about the other meaning of what I had said......the surprised look on his face was priceless!

BeautyFromPain

I set off the fire alarm at school on accident. The entire school was evacuated. Fire trucks showed up and I had to explain what I did wrong.

lol i have set the alarm off on purpose to get out of an exam

unsuspectingfish

Well, it's not my embarrassment, but it's still hilarious. One of my managers bent down to lift up a bundle of boxes and then promptly stood back up, looking all embarrassed. I said to him, "You just ripped your pants, didn't you?" He nodded. I could not stop laughing for the rest of the night.

EllisLouise

my most embarrassing moment?
I work in an elderly home as a part time housekeeper. When I was there on work experience, I was taking somebody down the elevator. I pressed the button, only to find when the door opened, I was still on the top floor :L Someone was stood there watching me too :rolleyes: !!!!

Snakey74

Well I have a few,

One of them I will never ever talk about!!! hahaha

No fair! LOL

RBXChas

When I was in University I worked a reception job. A man came in and registered for his appointment. He was in a wheelchair. As I always did, I told him, afterthe registration was complete, to take a seat in the waiting room. He gave me a "look" and instead of just shutting up and letting it go I said "well I can see you've brought your own."

Wanted to die that day.

I read this one to my husband just now, and we both just about peed our pants. The dogs even looked concerned we were laughing so hard!

At least you didn't say "Computer says no," and cough at him.

I wonder how many people will actually get this. LMAO! That made my night

You mean, you're not here for a hip replacement?

jfinnivan

This happened to my wife. A few years ago we were walking around at Epcot in Disneyworld. It had just rained, and the ground was wet. She was walking next to a guy, and his shoes were squeaking, so she said jokingly, "you're pretty noisy, aren't you?" He said, yes, it's my fake leg. She looked down and saw that he did, indeed, have a fake leg. She apologized, died of embarrassment, but the guy just laughed it off.

atsteele

I've said so many stupid things that I block most, if not all, of them out of my memory.

The most embarrassing moment that I can recall offhand at work was when I noticed half way through my day that I was wearing two different black pumps (close, but no cigar). I figured that no one had noticed up to that point, I might as well finish the day in the two different shoes. I spent as much time behind my desk that day though.

JJinWI

This was actually MORTIFYING. Guys: You may want to not read.

I was having an unusually heavy period. I will spare you the details. After going to the bathroom, I had to go to my boss's office for something. I thought it was odd that he wasn't making eye contact with me. I go back to my office and sit down and notice my pants are full of blood. Not where you'd think the blood (and clots - ugggh) would be - but on the lower parts of my pant s (I was wearing light gray pants). I looked like I was stabbed or shot. Apparently, while changing the t, blood came out that I didn't see and ended up all over my pants. I can't believe I am even sharing this. My boss is no longer with me, but I still wonder to this day what he thought.

Thank goodness I was wearing a long coat that day. I threw it on and ran home to change. I thought one day I'd be able to laugh at this, but it still makes me morified to think about it.