Nothing can pi** me off faster than

Pookylou

This guy was an amateur.

Here's the secret that few men have learned: Telling an angry woman to "relax" works every time. It triggers their relaxation hormones or something.

I am SURE your kidding right?? The words "relax" make me explode, especially if I am already pissed!

Hey... relax.

*stands and applauds* well played sir, well played

monkeymouse74

This guy was an amateur.

Here's the secret that few men have learned: Telling an angry woman to "relax" works every time. It triggers their relaxation hormones or something.

For difficult cases, sometimes you have to add a bit. Say "Relax! You're probably just getting your period."
and if that still doesn't work, try
"Besides, there's some things girls just weren't meant to do"

That ought to fix it! You're Welcome! :bigsmile:

How is it your still alive!!! LOL

cobracars

This guy was an amateur.

Here's the secret that few men have learned: Telling an angry woman to "relax" works every time. It triggers their relaxation hormones or something.

For difficult cases, sometimes you have to add a bit. Say "Relax! You're probably just getting your period."
and if that still doesn't work, try
"Besides, there's some things girls just weren't meant to do"

That ought to fix it! You're Welcome! :bigsmile:

How is it your still alive!!! LOL

'cause my wife is a sweetie with a sense of humor, she knows I love and respect her, she knows I have bizarre sense of humor, and I can duck quick when a frying pan is flying towards my head!

kapeluza

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :laugh:

I haven't had a period in 7 years, so I don't think that that is the way to my heart. Maybe your heart, with a knife.......

surfrgrl1

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :laugh:

I haven't had a period in 7 years, so I don't think that that is the way to my heart. Maybe your heart, with a knife.......

Okay, now that is just way too friggin funny!!!

dragonbait0126

I hate it when I'm told when relax when I'm angry but I think even worse is my husband saying "you're so cute when you're mad." UGH. It makes me mad just thinking about it!

branflake5

someone talking *kitten* about my family... that's when crazy Brandy comes out

JamieDD

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THIS...I was having trouble with my WildBlue internet and the moutem got ripped out of the wall, hurled across the living room and then I kicked it. And then called HughesNet. LOL

Momkat65

hahaha