Pick-Up Lines

tkn11
tkn11 Posts: 276 Member
edited October 6 in Chit-Chat
What's the weirdest/strangest/worst/best pick-up line you've heard or that's been used on you (or you've used, lol)?

Mine was - One time I was at a bar with my friends, and this guy came up and just said, "Thank you for existing," and walked away. I didn't know how to react, so I said, "You're welcome?" haha.
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  • diaryoffatdad
    diaryoffatdad Posts: 175 Member
    i told my wife that my phone was lonely without her number, it worked, going on 6 years, now married with a kid
  • DietingMommy08
    DietingMommy08 Posts: 1,345 Member
    Sooo ive had this happen to me like 3x...

    Me and my sister are out shopping somewhere or hangin out and we have my 3 year old with us...
    Because my son is mixed I get the all to often....

    Guy: "Whose mixed baby is that?"
    Me: "Mine"
    Guy: "So you like black guys?"
    Me: ::Insert rude or witty remark::

    Do not use my son to try and pick up on me.
    It does not at all make you attractive and you will definetly be turned down.

    or I hate the whole...

    Guy: "wheres your dude at?"
    Me: "I aint got one"
    Guy: "who wats up with you?"

    Smh.... Sounds ignorant.
  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
    My husband is 6'6" and he used to work at Macy's in the fragrance dept. And he'd get "Wow, you're so tall" like 20 times a day, so he started saying "Yeah, it's a lot to climb up" and wink and the girls would just giggle. I told him I'm glad I never heard him use that line or I don't know if I would have agreed to marry him lol
  • monroe61
    monroe61 Posts: 620 Member
    Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes


    Serioulsy??? Lame!

    or the typical
    "Do your feet hurt"?
    "why?"
    "because you've been running through my mind all day"....gag!
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
    nice shoes wanna *kitten*? or go up to a girl and ask "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" she will most likely say no and you respond with "enough to break the ice"
  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
    My favourite was always "What winks and f**ks like a tiger *wink*"
  • anhancock10
    anhancock10 Posts: 148 Member
    pick up lines actually used on me :
    "wanna makeout"
    um no
    "are you a hairdresser? Could i get your number to cut my hair for me"
    um no
  • tkn11
    tkn11 Posts: 276 Member
    My husband is 6'6" and he used to work at Macy's in the fragrance dept. And he'd get "Wow, you're so tall" like 20 times a day, so he started saying "Yeah, it's a lot to climb up" and wink and the girls would just giggle. I told him I'm glad I never heard him use that line or I don't know if I would have agreed to marry him lol

    hahha woww
  • MariFitBody
    MariFitBody Posts: 287 Member
    nice shoes wanna *kitten*? or go up to a girl and ask "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" she will most likely say no and you respond with "enough to break the ice"

    Oook...lol
  • Dustinryan24
    Dustinryan24 Posts: 233 Member
    i had a girl grab my *kitten* at the bar when i was waiting for a beer.. not a pickup line, but it was wierd, and funny
  • directorj
    directorj Posts: 537 Member
    I always comment this when any of my girl-friends post this on FB (when they get a ticket ).

    "Oh so you got a ticket, you must have FINE written on you".

    Of course I'm just joking around and wouldn't say any of these cheesy lines to a stranger :laugh:
  • traceracer
    traceracer Posts: 303 Member
    I sneezed and he said to me" I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did". It was lame but I fell for it.....
  • ilovedeadlifts
    ilovedeadlifts Posts: 2,923 Member
    Hey there. Wanna play carnival?
    You sit on my face, and I'll try to guess your weight.
  • MariFitBody
    MariFitBody Posts: 287 Member
    My bestfriend of 4 years once told me the day I catch u and pinch u youre going to cry. The chessy line sparked my curiosity. Ive known my bestfriend/husband for 8 years now...lol
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    a few weeks ago a group of guys can over to my group of friends and brought with them the fruitiest drinks ever (sex on the beach or one like it) as they set them on the table they said "don't worry we didn't put roofies in them...and if we did we wouldn't admit it" to top it off the drinks were nothing that we would even drink anyways.
  • Dustinryan24
    Dustinryan24 Posts: 233 Member
    a few weeks ago a group of guys can over to my group of friends and brought with them the fruitiest drinks ever (sex on the beach or one like it) as they set them on the table they said "don't worry we didn't put roofies in them...and if we did we wouldn't admit it" to top it off the drinks were nothing that we would even drink anyways.
    hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! damn!
  • haley_b_87
    haley_b_87 Posts: 45
    My favorite - "Your daddy must have been a baker cause you have a nice set of buns"
  • jaxdiablo
    jaxdiablo Posts: 580
    I always just walk up with the drink that they have since I know the bartenders at the bars I frequent really well, and say, "Can you tell me if you can taste the rohypnol in this?"

    Actually, I'm really shy, I don't even talk to women in bars or try to use pick up lines. I need to work on that I think. lol
  • Jessicab4e
    Jessicab4e Posts: 26 Member
    My husband is 6'6" and he used to work at Macy's in the fragrance dept. And he'd get "Wow, you're so tall" like 20 times a day, so he started saying "Yeah, it's a lot to climb up" and wink and the girls would just giggle. I told him I'm glad I never heard him use that line or I don't know if I would have agreed to marry him lol

    My Fiancé is 6'7" and he gets this all the time. It cracks me up. I liked his response, going to have to tell my man that, he'll get a kick out of it.
  • Jovialation
    Jovialation Posts: 7,632 Member
    "youre just like TV, always entertaining...except I don't mind when nothing is on"

    hahahaha
  • Mhaney
    Mhaney Posts: 467 Member
    I was at a club once and this guy comes up to me and rubs his junk on my hip and says "damn baby you look like you need black people in your life" I was like uhhhhhhhhh and walked away to hid behind my 400 pound male friend I was with. I still have NO IDEA what that even means LOL.

    When I was still single, I was dancing with a guy I had just met and he asked if he could buy me breakfast.


    After I was married, I went out to a club with my cousin and this guy came up to me and asked for a dance, i said no, he asked why, I said I'm married. He says "oh okay" and walks away. five minutes later he comes back "where's your man at?" I said away with the army, he says Oh okay and walks away. Five minutes later he comes back and says "well I'm not against a one night stand." I stared at him like he had two heads and said something about how it must suck to have to walk away to think of a new line every time he gets rejected.

    there's tons more but it's been years since i've been in a bar. It'd take a while to remember the rest haha.
  • Mhaney
    Mhaney Posts: 467 Member
    **double entry**
    why can't we delete our own posts?
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    a few weeks ago a group of guys can over to my group of friends and brought with them the fruitiest drinks ever (sex on the beach or one like it) as they set them on the table they said "don't worry we didn't put roofies in them...and if we did we wouldn't admit it" to top it off the drinks were nothing that we would even drink anyways.
    hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! damn!

    we then found out three of the four had DUI's and the fourth, the DD, didn't have a license and was drinking long islands like water...ideal men.
  • SyxSixSyx
    SyxSixSyx Posts: 10
    Years ago a group of us was out at a bar and we were going back to my friend’s house to jump in his hot tub. 4 girls and just him. I am sure he was happy about it but I wanted company! lol So I saw to very attractive men setting at a table and I went up to them. I said "There is room for two more. Are you coming?" They said "room where?" I replied "In the hot tub." So there were 4 girls and 3 boys in the hot tub that night! Fun times!:devil:
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    LOL I swear this one just happened to me yesterday.
    Guy:Do you need a boobie massage
    Me: no LOL
    Guy: you sure cause they look swoll
    Me: yeah I'm sure

    Hint for you fella's out there telling a girl anything on her looks "swoll" will usually get you turned down lol
  • Dustinryan24
    Dustinryan24 Posts: 233 Member
    a few weeks ago a group of guys can over to my group of friends and brought with them the fruitiest drinks ever (sex on the beach or one like it) as they set them on the table they said "don't worry we didn't put roofies in them...and if we did we wouldn't admit it" to top it off the drinks were nothing that we would even drink anyways.
    hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! damn!

    we then found out three of the four had DUI's and the fourth, the DD, didn't have a license and was drinking long islands like water...ideal men.
    lol.. all that tells me is that there line worked on you, and your friends.. obviously they stuck around.. haha
  • Myslissa
    Myslissa Posts: 760 Member
    My husband is 6'6" and he used to work at Macy's in the fragrance dept. And he'd get "Wow, you're so tall" like 20 times a day, so he started saying "Yeah, it's a lot to climb up" and wink and the girls would just giggle. I told him I'm glad I never heard him use that line or I don't know if I would have agreed to marry him lol

    My Fiancé is 6'7" and he gets this all the time. It cracks me up. I liked his response, going to have to tell my man that, he'll get a kick out of it.


    I dated a guy that was 6'9" People were all the time asking how tall he was, I told them 5'6" It was just an optical illusion.
  • Alexdur85
    Alexdur85 Posts: 255 Member
    When i was 15 a delivery guy came up to our door to drop something off. My sister opened the door and accepted it. I went out to the garage after he left and started doing laundry. He came up to the garage door, standing like 6'5 and totally blocking my way out of the garage. He then says " so, does your dad let you date older guys?". Thank god my sister saw and opened the door and totally startled him.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    I thought you were God, until I took an arrow to the knee...
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    a few weeks ago a group of guys can over to my group of friends and brought with them the fruitiest drinks ever (sex on the beach or one like it) as they set them on the table they said "don't worry we didn't put roofies in them...and if we did we wouldn't admit it" to top it off the drinks were nothing that we would even drink anyways.
    hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! damn!

    we then found out three of the four had DUI's and the fourth, the DD, didn't have a license and was drinking long islands like water...ideal men.
    lol.. all that tells me is that there line worked on you, and your friends.. obviously they stuck around.. haha

    it didn't work...they had no chance. I just dont like being a B!tch and not at least chatting with people, i dont like being rude....but i make it clear right away that that is it, unless I am interested.
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