Pick-Up Lines

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  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    ** I must be lost because I thought paradise was further south

    **Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
  • Alexdur85
    Alexdur85 Posts: 255 Member
    This happened to my cousin but I will share it for her. Lol she was in Vegas with her friends and a guy yelled out to her "Snooki! Can I get your autograph!". (she looks nothing like Snooki and is absolutely gorgeous) obviously he was trying to get her attention. She smiles at him and says sure for $20. He hands her $20 and she writes f-you on a paper and walks away with his money.
  • MrsM1ggins
    MrsM1ggins Posts: 724 Member
    **double entry**
    why can't we delete our own posts?
    When I first saw this I thought "that's fairly abrupt and a bit risque for a pick up line".
  • diaryoffatdad
    diaryoffatdad Posts: 175 Member
    **double entry**
    why can't we delete our own posts?
    When I first saw this I thought "that's fairly abrupt and a bit risque for a pick up line".

    thanks just spit my coffee out!!!!!
  • Mhaney
    Mhaney Posts: 467 Member
    OMG LOL. I hurt from too many ha ha's
    **double entry**
    why can't we delete our own posts?
    When I first saw this I thought "that's fairly abrupt and a bit risque for a pick up line".
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    I may not be the best looking guy here but, I'm the only one that's talking to you:-)
  • MDWilliams1857
    MDWilliams1857 Posts: 315 Member
    Funny story. At the time I was 284 pounds, driving an old beat up Nova. I was with a buddy of mine who was even bigger than I was. We are sitting at a red light and I notice a bright red convertable coming up beside us to the light. There was three blonde chicks in it, all of them looked like the typice barby doll, like they just walked out of a magazine. So I said to my buddy "watch this". He immediately lets out a grown cause he knows Im about to say something to these girls. So I lean out my window and say
    "excuse me, is your last name campbell" to which they just kind of look at me like Im crazy and say " uhhh, no" I reply with a straight face "well, it should be, cause you look mmm mmm good" All three of them just started cracking up and my buddy was just sitting there shaking his head. It was pretty freakin funny and I think the girls picked up on the fact that I was just being goofy and not really trying to pick them up with a cheesy line.
  • anzabeth
    anzabeth Posts: 45
    Best: I'm sitting at a bar in college watching a great band. Between sets the HOT guitar player comes down and asks if he can read my palm. He kneels down by my chair, gazes intently at my palm, then looks up at me with these smoking, sultry gray eyes and says, " you are going to have a very interesting evening.". And I did. :)

    Worst: same bar. Much less charming guy
    Him: what's your sign?
    Me: Leo
    Him: ooh, that's a fire sign. I'm a Pisces. Together we can make steam.

    Ugh.
  • hongruss
    hongruss Posts: 389 Member
    LOL I swear this one just happened to me yesterday.
    Guy:Do you need a boobie massage
    Me: no LOL
    Guy: you sure cause they look swoll
    Me: yeah I'm sure

    Hint for you fella's out there telling a girl anything on her looks "swoll" will usually get you turned down lol

    Men are pigs lol I wouldn't date them !
  • louisau
    louisau Posts: 159 Member
    My husband is 6'6" and he used to work at Macy's in the fragrance dept. And he'd get "Wow, you're so tall" like 20 times a day, so he started saying "Yeah, it's a lot to climb up" and wink and the girls would just giggle. I told him I'm glad I never heard him use that line or I don't know if I would have agreed to marry him lol

    My Fiancé is 6'7" and he gets this all the time. It cracks me up. I liked his response, going to have to tell my man that, he'll get a kick out of it.


    I dated a guy that was 6'9" People were all the time asking how tall he was, I told them 5'6" It was just an optical illusion.

    My business partner is 6'7". Whenever people ask him how tall he is he says 5'19". Most people here only know the metric system so that normally shuts them up.
  • MsKekeSoFocused
    MsKekeSoFocused Posts: 383 Member
    Sooo ive had this happen to me like 3x...

    Me and my sister are out shopping somewhere or hangin out and we have my 3 year old with us...
    Because my son is mixed I get the all to often....

    Guy: "Whose mixed baby is that?"
    Me: "Mine"
    Guy: "So you like black guys?"
    Me: ::Insert rude or witty remark::

    Do not use my son to try and pick up on me.
    It does not at all make you attractive and you will definetly be turned down.

    or I hate the whole...

    Guy: "wheres your dude at?"
    Me: "I aint got one"
    Guy: "who wats up with you?"

    Smh.... Sounds ignorant.

    LMAO...smh...
  • BobbyClerici
    BobbyClerici Posts: 813 Member
    Pick up lines are absurd.

    Guys need to just go to a club and start having fun - forget the ladies for the first hour. Just have fun.
    Dance, drink, tell jokes and laugh.
    And guess what?

    The ladies will be drawn to YOU!
    And when you see a nice one catching your eye, just be yourself and start talking.

    That's it.
  • Jen_Ohara
    Jen_Ohara Posts: 20
    My friend was out with a big group of people and they only had two guys with them one was straight and the other was gay. So the guy started to hit on my friend like do you come here often and she was creeped out by him so the other guy was like no you have to say this. He looked her in the eyes and said "I am like an rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get." Yeah she started to blush after that one.
  • RyanDanielle5101
    RyanDanielle5101 Posts: 533
    Just got the "Hate to see you go but love to watch you walk away" line the other day!!
  • Helloitsdan
    Helloitsdan Posts: 5,564 Member
    *Talking to a cellphone as you walk up to a beautiful woman*
    "YEAH! I found her! Thanx!"
    *hang up the cellphone*
    "That was cupid! He told me you'd be here!"
    =D
  • Amber_Kunkel
    Amber_Kunkel Posts: 52
    There is one line that sticks in my head the most. Guy asked if my daddy was in jail. I said no. He said then how did he still those stars and put them in your eyes. LOL. I wonder what he would have said if I would have tell him my dad was in jail....
  • Amber_Kunkel
    Amber_Kunkel Posts: 52
    Just got the "Hate to see you go but love to watch you walk away" line the other day!!


    I love that one =)
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    This happened to my cousin but I will share it for her. Lol she was in Vegas with her friends and a guy yelled out to her "Snooki! Can I get your autograph!". (she looks nothing like Snooki and is absolutely gorgeous) obviously he was trying to get her attention. She smiles at him and says sure for $20. He hands her $20 and she writes f-you on a paper and walks away with his money.

    :laugh: Nice job.
  • Amber_Kunkel
    Amber_Kunkel Posts: 52
    This happened to my cousin but I will share it for her. Lol she was in Vegas with her friends and a guy yelled out to her "Snooki! Can I get your autograph!". (she looks nothing like Snooki and is absolutely gorgeous) obviously he was trying to get her attention. She smiles at him and says sure for $20. He hands her $20 and she writes f-you on a paper and walks away with his money.

    Now that is hilarious!!!!
  • lacroyx
    lacroyx Posts: 5,754 Member
    My husband is 6'6" and he used to work at Macy's in the fragrance dept. And he'd get "Wow, you're so tall" like 20 times a day, so he started saying "Yeah, it's a lot to climb up" and wink and the girls would just giggle. I told him I'm glad I never heard him use that line or I don't know if I would have agreed to marry him lol

    I've gotten the "Wow you are tall!" too. 6'3 myself I got approached by a cute girl with a smile that lit up a room in Safeway. She asked me to reach for a bottle on the top shelf that she couldn't get. But I don't think she was necessarily using a line. She just wanted the bottle, I think... I didn't follow up with a clever witty remark either :sad: I'm too shy :embarassed:
  • LindsayHein
    LindsayHein Posts: 73 Member
    Guy walks up to me....

    Guy: Can I take your picture?

    Me: Ummm...Why?

    Guy: I want Santa to know what I want for Christmas this year.
  • SheRa1964
    SheRa1964 Posts: 155
    Me and my girlfriend were in a bar watching my friend's band play. A guy actually walked up to us and said... If you want to come out to my car and have sex with me I have papers out there that proves that I'm free of disease.

    I thought that was the most romantic invitation ever. We looked at each other and ROARED laughing. It was the best. :) I kid you not... He systematically went to every woman in the place and you know he probably got lucky eventually. LOL
  • SheRa1964
    SheRa1964 Posts: 155
    Funny story. At the time I was 284 pounds, driving an old beat up Nova. I was with a buddy of mine who was even bigger than I was. We are sitting at a red light and I notice a bright red convertable coming up beside us to the light. There was three blonde chicks in it, all of them looked like the typice barby doll, like they just walked out of a magazine. So I said to my buddy "watch this". He immediately lets out a grown cause he knows Im about to say something to these girls. So I lean out my window and say
    "excuse me, is your last name campbell" to which they just kind of look at me like Im crazy and say " uhhh, no" I reply with a straight face "well, it should be, cause you look mmm mmm good" All three of them just started cracking up and my buddy was just sitting there shaking his head. It was pretty freakin funny and I think the girls picked up on the fact that I was just being goofy and not really trying to pick them up with a cheesy line.

    That's pretty cute. :)
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    A man once came up to me and said that he had a terrible disease that he was going to die from and that it could only be cured by sticking his hand up my shirt. Needless to say, he's probably dead by now.
  • Rokwell
    Rokwell Posts: 143
    Never used them and never needed them. i would just be myself:)
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    A guy walked up to a girlfriend of mine once and said, "Nice *kitten*. It would look better wrapped around my face!"
  • Myslissa
    Myslissa Posts: 760 Member
    Heard this one once.....You must be from Tennessee cause you are the only 10 I see.
  • mznisaelaine
    mznisaelaine Posts: 2,262 Member
    Heard this one once.....You must be from Tennessee cause you are the only 10 I see.

    I use to get this when I was in high school alot from strangers lol

    But I get all kind of crazy, cheesy, and perverted lines every once in a while ... Lol
  • Myslissa
    Myslissa Posts: 760 Member
    Heard this one once.....You must be from Tennessee cause you are the only 10 I see.

    I use to get this when I was in high school alot from strangers lol

    But I get all kind of crazy, cheesy, and perverted lines every once in a while ... Lol


    Oh, this was not said to me. i am the type that men just dont hit on. But I thought it was humorous all the same.
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    When someone asks to go for a ride with me, my standard response is Azz, gas or grass... nobody rides for free....



    reality is though that I dont smoke anything, I've been happily married for 20 years for a reason... so just a couple bucks for gas is fine.... :bigsmile:
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