What's the most embarrasing thing that has ever happened to

ImKindOfABigDeal40
ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
edited October 6 in Chit-Chat
While I was still married, our first apartment's balcony faced the community pool. Since we were in a new place and had very little money, we had a bed sheet covering the glass door. One day the wife and I had just finished getting frisky. I walked out into the living room completely nude and noticed our cat was climbing the bed sheet. I went to pull the cat off and with it came the bed sheet. I was completely frozen for a moment in front of the glass with all the people in the community pool looking at the naked guy.
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  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    Anyone.... Anyone... Bueller!
  • MariFitBody
    MariFitBody Posts: 287 Member
    Lmao!!! @Bueller...u just brought back memories. My story is too embarrasing to post so Ill just leave you to wonder naked guy...lol
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    Lmao!!! @Bueller...u just brought back memories. My story is too embarrasing to post so Ill just leave you to wonder naked guy...lol

    Oh come on Give us your story lol
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    Lmao!!! @Bueller...u just brought back memories. My story is too embarrasing to post so Ill just leave you to wonder naked guy...lol
    Oh come on! Please, please, pa-leaseeeeee!
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    Ok my turn....trying to think of a story.....oh this happened recently and some of my MFP pals may remember this. I was working out at the gym and had loose fitting boxers on. Well I was on a cardio machine and lets just say some of the ladies at the gym got a show as the boys were moving back and forth LMAO Yeah never wearing loose fitting boxers ever again to the gym
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    Ok my turn....trying to think of a story.....oh this happened recently and some of my MFP pals may remember this. I was working out at the gym and had loose fitting boxers on. Well I was on a cardio machine and lets just say some of the ladies at the gym got a show as the boys were moving back and forth LMAO Yeah never wearing loose fitting boxers ever again to the gym
    How long did it take you to realize it?
  • MariFitBody
    MariFitBody Posts: 287 Member
    Ok my turn....trying to think of a story.....oh this happened recently and some of my MFP pals may remember this. I was working out at the gym and had loose fitting boxers on. Well I was on a cardio machine and lets just say some of the ladies at the gym got a show as the boys were moving back and forth LMAO Yeah never wearing loose fitting boxers ever again to the gym

    Lmao!! Wow I wouldve ran away crying...lol
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    Ok my turn....trying to think of a story.....oh this happened recently and some of my MFP pals may remember this. I was working out at the gym and had loose fitting boxers on. Well I was on a cardio machine and lets just say some of the ladies at the gym got a show as the boys were moving back and forth LMAO Yeah never wearing loose fitting boxers ever again to the gym

    Lmao!! Wow I wouldve ran away crying...lol
    I want to laugh... Now spill it!
  • MariFitBody
    MariFitBody Posts: 287 Member
    I was a teenager trying to be cute so this does not count ok!...lol I was on my first date with this guy and I was trying to be cute...Lets just say I ate an ice cream that was probably bad and I had on a mini skirt with no bathrooms in site...to die for!!! Keep in mind I was a teenager...lol
  • Laura_Ivy
    Laura_Ivy Posts: 555 Member
    Before I had my son we lived with my husband's parents and they were supposed to be out of the house. Well I just gotten out of the shower and opened the door to walk to my room - with no clothes on- and there standing was my father in law. :sad: :blushing:

    Worst day ever.

    I couldn't look him in the face for months and neither could he.

    So awful. :laugh:
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    I was a teenager trying to be cute so this does not count ok!...lol I was on my first date with this guy and I was trying to be cute...Lets just say I ate an ice cream that was probably bad and I had on a mini skirt with no bathrooms in site...to die for!!! Keep in mind I was a teenager...lol
    Oh that is priceless!
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    Before I had my son we lived with my husband's parents and they were supposed to be out of the house. Well I just gotten out of the shower and opened the door to walk to my room - with no clothes on- and there standing was my father in law. :sad: :blushing:

    Worst day ever.

    I couldn't look him in the face for months and neither could he.

    So awful. :laugh:
    Wow! Can you at least laugh about it now?
  • MariFitBody
    MariFitBody Posts: 287 Member
    I was a teenager trying to be cute so this does not count ok!...lol I was on my first date with this guy and I was trying to be cute...Lets just say I ate an ice cream that was probably bad and I had on a mini skirt with no bathrooms in site...to die for!!! Keep in mind I was a teenager...lol
    Oh that is priceless!

    Lol
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    I was a teenager trying to be cute so this does not count ok!...lol I was on my first date with this guy and I was trying to be cute...Lets just say I ate an ice cream that was probably bad and I had on a mini skirt with no bathrooms in site...to die for!!! Keep in mind I was a teenager...lol
    Oh that is priceless!

    Lol
    How long did it take you to recover from that? I was once on a date with a girl I liked and I was very nervous. I ran over a parking block. I never asked her out again.
  • just say got walked in by mom while taking care of business
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    just say got walked in by mom while taking care of business
    Yes!!!! Now that's embarrassing
  • Before I had my son we lived with my husband's parents and they were supposed to be out of the house. Well I just gotten out of the shower and opened the door to walk to my room - with no clothes on- and there standing was my father in law. :sad: :blushing:

    Worst day ever.

    I couldn't look him in the face for months and neither could he.

    So awful. :laugh:


    wow!.. akward..:laugh:
  • just say got walked in by mom while taking care of business


    :noway: :laugh:
  • 2bFitNTrim
    2bFitNTrim Posts: 1,209 Member
    When I was about 12-13, I was swimming in my neighbor's pool with all the other kids on the block. I dived under, but when I came back up, my top had come off. :blushing: :embarassed:
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
    just say got walked in by mom while taking care of business

    When I was a teenager I got walked in on giving someone the business a few times (her dad, my mother, her grandfather) lol

    In high school my friend gave me a whip down in front of a girl I really really liked, she got the full monty. Later we married and consequently divorced. lol
  • TNAJackson
    TNAJackson Posts: 686 Member
    I was pretty young... not even a teen yet. I begged my mom to put me in gymnastics class and she did. It was the 1st class my entire family came to and I was excited to show them what I could do. We were taking turns doing handstands while the teacher spotted us (held our legs up). I was upside down, she was holding my legs, her face very close to my rear end,... and I let one fly! So loud, the entire gymnasium stopped what they were doing for a LONG silence and then the teacher said, "I'll pretend I didn't hear that!" Everyone in the entire place was laughing... except me. I got down, ran out, and never went back.

    Now it's kinda funny, but it's ALWAYS been my most embarrasing moment. :laugh:
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    just say got walked in by mom while taking care of business

    When I was a teenager I got walked in on giving someone the business a few times (her dad, my mother, her grandfather) lol

    In high school my friend gave me a whip down in front of a girl I really really liked, she got the full monty. Later we married and consequently divorced. lol
    Note to self... Full monty leads to marriage and divorce.... Got it!!!
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    I was pretty young... not even a teen yet. I begged my mom to put me in gymnastics class and she did. It was the 1st class my entire family came to and I was excited to show them what I could do. We were taking turns doing handstands while the teacher spotted us (held our legs up). I was upside down, she was holding my legs, her face very close to my rear end,... and I let one fly! So loud, the entire gymnasium stopped what they were doing for a LONG silence and then the teacher said, "I'll pretend I didn't hear that!" Everyone in the entire place was laughing... except me. I got down, ran out, and never went back.

    Now it's kinda funny, but it's ALWAYS been my most embarrasing moment. :laugh:
    I've had a few of those moments. Once in high school, I was sleeping in study hall. I woke up to everyone laughing and pointing at me. Didn't realize that I had let one rip.
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    When I was about 12-13, I was swimming in my neighbor's pool with all the other kids on the block. I dived under, but when I came back up, my top had come off. :blushing: :embarassed:
    I bet you made those young boys day though!
  • When I was in high school....my Boyfriend and I were fooling around, and his Mom was home, we figured she was asleep..so we didn't care that she was home. Little did we know that she was folding laundry and rushed into his room to put his clothes on his bed, and she probably saw way more of me and him than she ever wanted to. What made it worse is that he screams out "Don't come in here mom, a lot has changed in 16 years!" I was mortified- his mom just laughed and ran out of the room...I always wondered if she was laughing at his comment or the look on my face as she walked in! Oh geez....
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    When I was in high school....my Boyfriend and I were fooling around, and his Mom was home, we figured she was asleep..so we didn't care that she was home. Little did we know that she was folding laundry and rushed into his room to put his clothes on his bed, and she probably saw way more of me and him than she ever wanted to. What made it worse is that he screams out "Don't come in here mom, a lot has changed in 16 years!" I was mortified- his mom just laughed and ran out of the room...I always wondered if she was laughing at his comment or the look on my face as she walked in! Oh geez....
    I can't even imagine!
  • mem50
    mem50 Posts: 1,384 Member
    Pry not The most embarrassing thing, but pretty close.

    It involves a Amazon Red (talking bird) a brother and a balcony.

    I owned a bird named Paco. I lived in a situation for a while where I could not have her and my parents took her in for about 3 months, When I moved into the apt with the balcony I got her back. One day it was so nice out I put her in her cage out on said balcony, Well there was a volley-ball court right outside. I'm in my room and I hear someone hollering "Drop your drawers I wanna f***" Yes, it was the bird. Perfect imitation of my voice. Plus there were 6 guys playing a game at the time. They all stopped and were looking about for the easy female yelling at them. OMG, I certainly was NOT going out there to get her! I was shocked and mortified.

    I told my Mother what had happened during a phone call home. She replied "Oh, so that's what Tom way saying to her all that time" Yes...every day my darling (now deceased) brother came over several times a day and kept saying this to her as a joke for me later on.

    The other one? Deep plunge bathing suit, diving board and a pool full of people. Pop goes the Weasel!!!
  • When I was in high school....my Boyfriend and I were fooling around, and his Mom was home, we figured she was asleep..so we didn't care that she was home. Little did we know that she was folding laundry and rushed into his room to put his clothes on his bed, and she probably saw way more of me and him than she ever wanted to. What made it worse is that he screams out "Don't come in here mom, a lot has changed in 16 years!" I was mortified- his mom just laughed and ran out of the room...I always wondered if she was laughing at his comment or the look on my face as she walked in! Oh geez....
    I can't even imagine!

    Ugh...yeah pretty bad! LOL
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    Pry not The most embarrassing thing, but pretty close.

    It involves a Amazon Red (talking bird) a brother and a balcony.

    I owned a bird named Paco. I lived in a situation for a while where I could not have her and my parents took her in for about 3 months, When I moved into the apt with the balcony I got her back. One day it was so nice out I put her in her cage out on said balcony, Well there was a volley-ball court right outside. I'm in my room and I hear someone hollering "Drop your drawers I wanna f***" Yes, it was the bird. Perfect imitation of my voice. Plus there were 6 guys playing a game at the time. They all stopped and were looking about for the easy female yelling at them. OMG, I certainly was NOT going out there to get her! I was shocked and mortified.

    I told my Mother what had happened during a phone call home. She replied "Oh, so that's what Tom way saying to her all that time" Yes...every day my darling (now deceased) brother came over several times a day and kept saying this to her as a joke for me later on.

    The other one? Deep plunge bathing suit, diving board and a pool full of people. Pop goes the Weasel!!!
    What are borthers for?
  • Pry not The most embarrassing thing, but pretty close.

    It involves a Amazon Red (talking bird) a brother and a balcony.

    I owned a bird named Paco. I lived in a situation for a while where I could not have her and my parents took her in for about 3 months, When I moved into the apt with the balcony I got her back. One day it was so nice out I put her in her cage out on said balcony, Well there was a volley-ball court right outside. I'm in my room and I hear someone hollering "Drop your drawers I wanna f***" Yes, it was the bird. Perfect imitation of my voice. Plus there were 6 guys playing a game at the time. They all stopped and were looking about for the easy female yelling at them. OMG, I certainly was NOT going out there to get her! I was shocked and mortified.

    I told my Mother what had happened during a phone call home. She replied "Oh, so that's what Tom way saying to her all that time" Yes...every day my darling (now deceased) brother came over several times a day and kept saying this to her as a joke for me later on.

    The other one? Deep plunge bathing suit, diving board and a pool full of people. Pop goes the Weasel!!!


    Hahahahahahaa! That is one smart bird! That sounds like something my brother would do :)
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