What's the most embarrasing thing that has ever happened to
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Did you ever get your brother back?Pry not The most embarrassing thing, but pretty close.
It involves a Amazon Red (talking bird) a brother and a balcony.
I owned a bird named Paco. I lived in a situation for a while where I could not have her and my parents took her in for about 3 months, When I moved into the apt with the balcony I got her back. One day it was so nice out I put her in her cage out on said balcony, Well there was a volley-ball court right outside. I'm in my room and I hear someone hollering "Drop your drawers I wanna f***" Yes, it was the bird. Perfect imitation of my voice. Plus there were 6 guys playing a game at the time. They all stopped and were looking about for the easy female yelling at them. OMG, I certainly was NOT going out there to get her! I was shocked and mortified.
I told my Mother what had happened during a phone call home. She replied "Oh, so that's what Tom way saying to her all that time" Yes...every day my darling (now deceased) brother came over several times a day and kept saying this to her as a joke for me later on.
The other one? Deep plunge bathing suit, diving board and a pool full of people. Pop goes the Weasel!!!0 -
How long did it take you to realize it?Ok my turn....trying to think of a story.....oh this happened recently and some of my MFP pals may remember this. I was working out at the gym and had loose fitting boxers on. Well I was on a cardio machine and lets just say some of the ladies at the gym got a show as the boys were moving back and forth LMAO Yeah never wearing loose fitting boxers ever again to the gym
Lets put it this way.......I didn't realize till when I was almost done when I finally knew what they were looking at LMAO0 -
Did you ever get your brother back?Pry not The most embarrassing thing, but pretty close.
It involves a Amazon Red (talking bird) a brother and a balcony.
I owned a bird named Paco. I lived in a situation for a while where I could not have her and my parents took her in for about 3 months, When I moved into the apt with the balcony I got her back. One day it was so nice out I put her in her cage out on said balcony, Well there was a volley-ball court right outside. I'm in my room and I hear someone hollering "Drop your drawers I wanna f***" Yes, it was the bird. Perfect imitation of my voice. Plus there were 6 guys playing a game at the time. They all stopped and were looking about for the easy female yelling at them. OMG, I certainly was NOT going out there to get her! I was shocked and mortified.
I told my Mother what had happened during a phone call home. She replied "Oh, so that's what Tom way saying to her all that time" Yes...every day my darling (now deceased) brother came over several times a day and kept saying this to her as a joke for me later on.
The other one? Deep plunge bathing suit, diving board and a pool full of people. Pop goes the Weasel!!!
No.....I kept meaning to but a payback never presented itself. The funny thing is she only said it when strange men were around. I broke her of that phrase with a squirt bottle. She still had a pretty outrageous vocabulary. Her vet said she was one of the smartest birds he had ever seen. Sad to say she has been gone for a few years now.
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Did you ever get your brother back?Pry not The most embarrassing thing, but pretty close.
It involves a Amazon Red (talking bird) a brother and a balcony.
I owned a bird named Paco. I lived in a situation for a while where I could not have her and my parents took her in for about 3 months, When I moved into the apt with the balcony I got her back. One day it was so nice out I put her in her cage out on said balcony, Well there was a volley-ball court right outside. I'm in my room and I hear someone hollering "Drop your drawers I wanna f***" Yes, it was the bird. Perfect imitation of my voice. Plus there were 6 guys playing a game at the time. They all stopped and were looking about for the easy female yelling at them. OMG, I certainly was NOT going out there to get her! I was shocked and mortified.
I told my Mother what had happened during a phone call home. She replied "Oh, so that's what Tom way saying to her all that time" Yes...every day my darling (now deceased) brother came over several times a day and kept saying this to her as a joke for me later on.
The other one? Deep plunge bathing suit, diving board and a pool full of people. Pop goes the Weasel!!!
No.....I kept meaning to but a payback never presented itself. The funny thing is she only said it when strange men were around. I broke her of that phrase with a squirt bottle. She still had a pretty outrageous vocabulary. Her vet said she was one of the smartest birds he had ever seen. Sad to say she has been gone for a few years now.
Thats funnny!!!0 -
No.....I kept meaning to but a payback never presented itself. The funny thing is she only said it when strange men were around. I broke her of that phrase with a squirt bottle. She still had a pretty outrageous vocabulary. Her vet said she was one of the smartest birds he had ever seen. Sad to say she has been gone for a few years now.
You should still get him back!0 -
2nd date with my husband. He came to pick me up. Well, I must have been excited because I tripped and fell out my house ever so gracefully! Fell from a the top step and missed 3 steps. Everything fell out of my purse. (My sister said "it was like watching a Diva fall carefully")0
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Bet he tells all his friends that you fell for him the minute you saw him2nd date with my husband. He came to pick me up. Well, I must have been excited because I tripped and fell out my house ever so gracefully! Fell from a the top step and missed 3 steps. Everything fell out of my purse. (My sister said "it was like watching a Diva fall carefully")0 -
I met my wife while we were working together at a C Store. I always tried not to let on that I was too interested being that we worked together. Twice while we were working close I fell off a stool while checking her out. I am not the most graceful cat at the best of times, but to this day she can literally trip me up. Nothing says I like you like suddenly finding yourself on your butt in the floor.
It isn't my most embarassing moment, but it is up there on the list.
She laughs a lot about it and brags to friends and family that I fell for her hard...repeatedly.
There is a funny side note to that story. On our one year wedding anniversary I ended up taking a trip to the ER to have my head stitched up after I fell while walking her dog. It left a nice scar on my temple where I hit. Loving this woman may kill me!0 -
You love her so much it hurtsI met my wife while we were working together at a C Store. I always tried not to let on that I was too interested being that we worked together. Twice while we were working close I fell off a stool while checking her out. I am not the most graceful cat at the best of times, but to this day she can literally trip me up. Nothing says I like you like suddenly finding yourself on your butt in the floor.
It isn't my most embarassing moment, but it is up there on the list.
She laughs a lot about it and brags to friends and family that I fell for her hard...repeatedly.
There is a funny side note to that story. On our one year wedding anniversary I ended up taking a trip to the ER to have my head stitched up after I fell while walking her dog. It left a nice scar on my temple where I hit. Loving this woman may kill me!0 -
I was a teenager trying to be cute so this does not count ok!...lol I was on my first date with this guy and I was trying to be cute...Lets just say I ate an ice cream that was probably bad and I had on a mini skirt with no bathrooms in site...to die for!!! Keep in mind I was a teenager...lol
I'm confused, you either spilled the ice cream on yourself or had an accident lol?0 -
With an ex boyfriend I would stay in his house whilst he went to work. He forgot to tell me that his landlord would let herself in to get the rent.
I had music blaring, naked on the sofa, having some 'me' time, eyes closed head back oblivious to anything. I open my eyes slightly and see a figure standing in the doorway.
She just said "The music is very loud" Walked right past me, got the rent out of the pot on the shelf and left. I laugh about it now but back then I could have cried.0 -
Wow! Did she stop and have a cup of tea too? lol!With an ex boyfriend I would stay in his house whilst he went to work. He forgot to tell me that his landlord would let herself in to get the rent.
I had music blaring, naked on the sofa, having some 'me' time, eyes closed head back oblivious to anything. I open my eyes slightly and see a figure standing in the doorway.
She just said "The music is very loud" Walked right past me, got the rent out of the pot on the shelf and left. I laugh about it now but back then I could have cried.0 -
No.....I kept meaning to but a payback never presented itself. The funny thing is she only said it when strange men were around. I broke her of that phrase with a squirt bottle. She still had a pretty outrageous vocabulary. Her vet said she was one of the smartest birds he had ever seen. Sad to say she has been gone for a few years now.
You should still get him back!
I probably would if he was still alive. Then again it's been over 25 years since this happened0 -
I probably would if he was still alive. Then again it's been over 25 years since this happened
I'm sorry to hear that!0
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