Favorite Pick Up Lines

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Sarahbara76
Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
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:wink: I will start, you can use things folks have said to you (very encouraged) or things you have said to others (very encouraged) Or simply want to use on the person above you .
Maybe one you have just heard in passing that makes you giggle :laugh:

My favorite is "You must be an astronaut because your *kitten* is outta this world!!" Whomp! LOL :heart:

GO!!!!
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  • Bahet
    Bahet Posts: 1,254 Member
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    Way back when in the early 1990s I was out at a club with some friends. A guy came up to me and said "You are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. I'd normally be afraid to even approach someone like you but I'm dying so I don't have much time left. Would you grant a dying man his final wish and sleep with me?" I asked him what he's dying from and it was obvious he didn't think about that beforehand. He froze for a split second then said "Aids." He immediately realized his error dropped his shoulders, shook his head with a sigh, and walked away.
  • Sarahbara76
    Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
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    Way back when in the early 1990s I was out at a club with some friends. A guy came up to me and said "You are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. I'd normally be afraid to even approach someone like you but I'm dying so I don't have much time left. Would you grant a dying man his final wish and sleep with me?" I asked him what he's dying from and it was obvious he didn't think about that beforehand. He froze for a split second then said "Aids." He immediately realized his error dropped his shoulders, shook his head with a sigh, and walked away.

    LOL OMG that's funny!! thanks for sharing !!
  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
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    You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

    My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

    Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

    If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

    If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

    I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!

    It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Boring2Fit
    Boring2Fit Posts: 182
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    Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind :)
  • emmamcblain
    emmamcblain Posts: 342
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    Are you Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for!

    I don't know how I stopped laughing. :)
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
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    i'm 6' 3" with dimples. whats a pick up line?
  • ShannanLaNae
    ShannanLaNae Posts: 434 Member
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    lol all of these are hilarious!
  • Sarahbara76
    Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
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    You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

    My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

    Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

    If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

    If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.


    OMG SISSY YOU KNOW A LOT OF FUNNY ONES!!!

    I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!

    It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Sarahbara76
    Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
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    Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind :)

    OH THAT'S GOOD! ;-)
  • Sarahbara76
    Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
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    Are you Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for!

    I don't know how I stopped laughing. :)

    LOL that's awesome and it really happened to you! ;-)
  • Sarahbara76
    Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
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    i'm 6' 3" with dimples. whats a pick up line?

    umm OK I'll take your word for it dude ;-)
  • Sarahbara76
    Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
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    Andy's Favorite "Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" "Enough to break the ice, My name is_____" LOL
  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
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    The magic watch line cracked me up the most. :laugh:
  • Sarahbara76
    Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
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    yeah the magic watch sounds like something Barney on How I Met Your Mother would used LOL
  • AmyEm3
    AmyEm3 Posts: 784 Member
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    I had a guy come up to me once and ask me if I had any Italian in me. I said "No" And he said, "Well, do you want some?"
    Ew. It still makes me laugh though.
  • LaurenAOK
    LaurenAOK Posts: 2,475 Member
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    This one was used in a play I watched once. It's pretty dirty but so hilarious.

    "I like those pants on you; they're very becoming. Of course, If I was on you I'd be coming too."
  • Sarahbara76
    Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
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    LOL THOSE ARE BOTH AWESOME!! Keep them coming this is so fun!!
  • TriciaZ944
    TriciaZ944 Posts: 317 Member
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    This wasn't a favorite but it certainly was memorable because I was so shocked and disgusted "you are hot, I could eat you all night long"

    My reaction wasnt very nice, needless to say he didn't approach me again.
  • Sarahbara76
    Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
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    always nice to be part of the food groups huh TriciaZ944? :noway:
  • TriciaZ944
    TriciaZ944 Posts: 317 Member
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    Ya tell me about it lol

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