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Favorite Pick Up Lines

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  • Cr8tive_Ingenuity
    Cr8tive_Ingenuity Posts: 181
    Walk up to a girl and say "Your friends said you were waiting a long time for me. Oh, I apologize, my name is Mr. Right :)
  • sportsforfun
    sportsforfun Posts: 353
    Just a few very good ones friends have used before. You would think they would eventually learn they don't work.

    Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin, head at me place, tail at yours.

    I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I am the only one talking to you.
  • Lusadi
    Lusadi Posts: 79
    @ Bahet- That is hilarious! Totally lmbo.
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
    jenna marbles!

    Are you from Tennessee, because i wanna make out with your face

    is that a mirror in your pants? becuase you look ****ing sexual tonight

    whats your sign? is it, please let me touch your *kitten*?

    you know what they say about guys with big feet?..have sex with me.

    mary had a little let me rub her boobie

    roses are red violets are blue, i wanna get you pregnant

    on your mark get set, suck my ****

    Sticks and stones may break my bones, i wanna jam my penis in you.
  • lifeismoto
    lifeismoto Posts: 245
    who does not like a good pick up line lol
  • nurse_christieyne
    nurse_christieyne Posts: 231
    Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin, head at me place, tail at yours.



    LMAO
  • BanjoKd
    BanjoKd Posts: 150
    Do you have a little black in you? Do you want some?

    (i can't believe i just repeated that...lol)
  • satch45
    satch45 Posts: 126 Member
    By any chance are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise *kitten* ;)

    *Panties Drop*
  • amazing_shrinking_woman
    amazing_shrinking_woman Posts: 66 Member
    Wow, that dress looks great on you! But it would look better on my floor.
  • missfluffyuk
    missfluffyuk Posts: 245
    A little while ago, "planking" was really popular... And my friend had this pickup line used on her:
    "Do you want to come home and plank with me?"
  • missfluffyuk
    missfluffyuk Posts: 245
    A little while ago, "planking" was really popular... And my friend had this pickup line used on her:
    "Do you want to come home and plank with me?"
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    'quit grinding on me, im working'
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    ¨ do you want to have sex with me?¨ i have yet to meet a man that say no. I do not know why men say it is so difficult to pick up someone. They must not have the right attitude or something ;)
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    I may not be the hottest chick here but im the only one talking to YOU!

    also Hi do you like dead things? I like dead things.
  • Sarahbara76
    Sarahbara76 Posts: 601 Member
    cracking up here!1 you guys are AWESOME!!:laugh:
  • mleoni092708
    mleoni092708 Posts: 629 Member
    ¨ do you want to have sex with me?¨ i have yet to meet a man that say no. I do not know why men say it is so difficult to pick up someone. They must not have the right attitude or something ;)

    That is hilarious!
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