Somethings for my fellow Texans!
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So true.
Things I've learned living in Texas:
1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas!
3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Texas!
4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
5. "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.
6. It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.
7. "Jaw-P?" means, "Did y'all go to the bathroom?
8. People actually grow and eat okra.
9. "Fixinto" is one word.
10. There is no such thing as "lunch." There is only dinner and then its supper.
11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar.
12. San Antonio is a vacation spot!
13. The word "jeet" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?"
14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH ?EM.
16. "No. Jew?" is a common response to the question, "Did you bring any beer?"
17. You measure distance in minutes.
18. You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
19. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
20. You know what a "DAWG" is.
21. You carry jumper cables in your car---for your OWN car.
22. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete, Tabasco and Ketchup.
23. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and high school football.
24. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
25. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a bit warm."
26. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.
27. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as "goin' Wal-Martin" or "off to Wally World."
28. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good stew weather.
29. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
30. We don't need no dang driver's ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive, dag-nabbit.
Things I've learned living in Texas:
1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas!
3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Texas!
4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
5. "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.
6. It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.
7. "Jaw-P?" means, "Did y'all go to the bathroom?
8. People actually grow and eat okra.
9. "Fixinto" is one word.
10. There is no such thing as "lunch." There is only dinner and then its supper.
11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar.
12. San Antonio is a vacation spot!
13. The word "jeet" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?"
14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH ?EM.
16. "No. Jew?" is a common response to the question, "Did you bring any beer?"
17. You measure distance in minutes.
18. You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
19. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
20. You know what a "DAWG" is.
21. You carry jumper cables in your car---for your OWN car.
22. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete, Tabasco and Ketchup.
23. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and high school football.
24. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
25. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a bit warm."
26. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.
27. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as "goin' Wal-Martin" or "off to Wally World."
28. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good stew weather.
29. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
30. We don't need no dang driver's ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive, dag-nabbit.
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So true.
Things I've learned living in Texas:
1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas!
3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Texas!
4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
5. "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.
6. It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.
7. "Jaw-P?" means, "Did y'all go to the bathroom?
8. People actually grow and eat okra.
9. "Fixinto" is one word.
10. There is no such thing as "lunch." There is only dinner and then its supper.
11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar.
12. San Antonio is a vacation spot!
13. The word "jeet" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?"
14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH ?EM.
16. "No. Jew?" is a common response to the question, "Did you bring any beer?"
17. You measure distance in minutes.
18. You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
19. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
20. You know what a "DAWG" is.
21. You carry jumper cables in your car---for your OWN car.
22. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete, Tabasco and Ketchup.
23. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and high school football.
24. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
25. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a bit warm."
26. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.
27. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time known as "goin' Wal-Martin" or "off to Wally World."
28. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good stew weather.
29. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
30. We don't need no dang driver's ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive, dag-nabbit.0 -
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yep born and raised texan here, and some of these are so true. some are just dumb tho. lol.0 -
18. You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
Especially this time of year! :grumble:0 -
y'all hit the nail right on the head...
You forgot it's not a spigot, it's a faucet and it's not a pond, it's a tank...lol
Great post!
God blessed Texas.0 -
You encounter all 4 seasons in one day0
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Texas. 0 -
Love these...especially the weather ones....as in 85 yesterday and 47 tomorrow. Gotta love Dallas
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I really wish I could argue, but these are true.
Last summer I walked out of our building to grab some lunch and thought "It is nice today." It was 98 degrees out.
This place has crazy weather/people, and I wouldn't have it any other way.0 -
Hey we do have some Texas people here. Been here in the Dallas area 78 years and Love it.
Yeah Dallas Cowboys Caliecat0 -
I'm just a ways to the west in Fort Worth.0
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I live in that "vacation spot" San Antonio. :laugh: :laugh:0
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haha, not bad.0
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So true.
Things I've learned living in Texas:
Have you seen a man sleeping in a van under a bridge? :smokin:0 -
Ha, ha! As the saying goes: I wasn't born in Texas but I got here as fast as I could. 0
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Born and raised Texan and I love it! I am west of Ft worth too! Not far west but in the middle of now where! Country livin0
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Louisiana here....but I live 18 miles * or 20 mins*:laugh: from the Texas line. This describes us too!!!!!0
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Born and raised in Texas and love it!! Wouldn't go anywhere else. I'm right in between Austin and San Antonio.
Those were all so true!!!!!
If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes and it will change!!!!
Memamw0 -
I'm a transplant to Odessa, Texas from Ohio. I don't like this area much but I LOVE the weather!0
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