Why am i not skiiny yet?
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are those the pills that require you to wear diapers??0
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are those the pills that require you to wear diapers??
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Ok now i am getting an ego boost!!!
You are all so nice! Do you think you can come stand next to me while i get dressed in the morning?? I could use some encouragement.
I'll stand next to you when you're getting dressed in the morning! ; )0 -
Theres just something that says 'SIGN ME UP" when i read ,
"You may feel an urgent need to use the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment affects, it is probably a smart idea to wear dark pants and bring a change of clothes with you to work" -- from the warming label of Alli
Ashley
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LOL -- Made my day. Can't wait to go home and take off my granny panties and spanx! LOL0
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LOL -- Made my day. Can't wait to go home and take off my granny panties and spanx! LOL
It would be fantastic if they made Spanx that looked like even BIGGER granny panties. A "granny panty print", if you will. :laugh:0 -
Didn't MFP send you a batch of get skinny quick injections? They did me...I'm down 57 pounds since Thanksgiving...0
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I so needed that laugh today! Thank you for posting, you made my day!!!
Wendy 0 -
Making smiles happen since 1983!!
I write a blog about my daily journey of putting on my skinny jeans and not crying.
Feel free to follow and comment a lot. it would make my ego HUGE.
www.sickofbeingchub.com
dont worry i totally realize this is a shameless plug.0 -
i have this amazing diet trick that works every time... i throw my scale until it breaks and use marker to write in my goal weight, viola! next time i step on the scale i'm skinni. then use the same marker to write 0s on all your jean labels, instant skinni jeans!0
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Hey, all you need to do is to put only half your weight on the scales, let it go to 0, then step on it fully again. You easily lose 1 pound when you do that - works for me everytime!
And I swore that I would wear my skinny jeans every.single.day until I fit comfortably in it. Hell, it's been 5 days now and I managed to get into the jeans without panting for the first time! Let me not stink before I can get it on easily!!!0 -
I was told there would be punch and pie? I only came for the punch and pie.0
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Hahaha these are all amazing tricks!!!
My scale and I aren't talking at the moment. Big argument last night when he said 170 and I said "oh heck no! You will say 169!"
Ok who am I kidding it said 184 and I cried.0 -
gosh, don't you know anything? You don't get skinny until at least the 4th day. Patience grasshopper.0
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did you try drinking water while standing on your head?
oh wait....I think it's for hickups0 -
Thank you everyone! I needed the laughs today!0
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Day 2 on MFP, back from my holiday hiatus and I'm dreading Friday's weigh in where I will learn exactly how much of the previous 20 lb weight loss I've gained back. I come across this post and all is right in my world. Thanks! (The shameless plug worked... going to add your blog to my RSS feeds). Thanks!0
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LOL :laugh:
It's helpful to have some humor to lighten everyone's day0 -
I haven't been able to drink my water since I opened this topic. Every time I go to take a drink, someone makes me laugh.0
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Thank you, Thank you I really needed this laugh!
Hmmm...doesn't laughing burn calories? That means if we keep laughing we will all be skinny.0 -
If i am in starvation mode after eating all-you-can-eat-ribs, then i deserve some sort of award!!!
you definitely need to list that as strengthening excercise. That's a lot of bicep work.0 -
Where's the "Like" button on here????0
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I have the answer...There is this cake that makes you skinny. I eat it all of the time and I'll be darned if it doesn't work... The active ingredients ( the ones that really make the pounds fall off) are heavy cream, salted butter, full fat chocolate chips, extra large eggs, sugar (brown and white)...and the extra nuts to sprinkle on top... Message me if you want the full recipe. I don't mind sharing. I want all of us to share in the joy of being skinny, skinny, skinny...0
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Does anyone else have recurring nightmares that you are the body that the Morning News is showing when referring to obese people?
Glad to see some happy comments today! My first attempt was an epic fail!0 -
You have redeemed yourself!!! Great post!!!0
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You're one of my new favorite messengers, I read your profile entry too Great Stuff! very funny and sooo true for many of us0
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I think I broke something from laughing too hard. Thanks you jerks!0
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Great, now i wonder who could hold my boobs next time I step on the scales.. and whilst we are talking about scales, I do think my scale and your scale are related, SoBC ^^
Oh and I forgot, you is not skinny yet because you is not drinking pregnant women pee ^^0 -
I wonder this same thing about myself every two days lol0
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