In a post-apocalyptic world....

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  • dfborders
    dfborders Posts: 474 Member
    Fish, hunt, scavenge, first aid, contruction, fire starter:laugh:
  • mcneesbit65
    mcneesbit65 Posts: 60
    I don't think I would be of much help lol. But maybe scavenging, and I think I could be decent at cooking? That is, if I don't get eaten first.
  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
    I know how to make homemade sex toys

    we need to talk more, do you need an apprentice? I couldnt survive without toys lol
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    i'm a good shot - gun, rifle and bow. i can field prep a deer. but the true super power is the ability to find the exact perfect porn on the internet. oh yeah. i'm gonna be nice and safe in the compound with THAT ability!


    I have dibs on maab for my team!!

    Zombies hear squealing. Choose wisely. :bigsmile:
  • piercedbeauty21
    piercedbeauty21 Posts: 33
    I know how to make homemade sex toys

    I'm hanging out with you when the world ends.
  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
    I can cook anything and make it turn into gourmet even over an open camp fire
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    Well, I can knit. Y'all are gonna need some warm hats and scaves to fight those zombies, right?
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Well, I can knit. Y'all are gonna need some warm hats and scaves to fight those zombies, right?
    And nets to catch them in!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Well, I can knit. Y'all are gonna need some warm hats and scaves to fight those zombies, right?
    And nets to catch them in!

    And koozies for our beer!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Oh, oh *kitten* ... I can make beer. That's my special skill!
  • secrets_out
    secrets_out Posts: 684 Member
    Ill start a baseball team...then maybe some football....gonna need someone to make beer!
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    My only skill is licking my eyebrows. I am fat and slow so I will be good to have a round when the zombies attack.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    I forgot to mention I know how to make booze from scratch
  • payscough
    payscough Posts: 1 Member
    Good at fixing things. Will be part of the team that eventually gets the power stations back up and running and reconnects the country.
  • surfrgrl1
    surfrgrl1 Posts: 1,464 Member
    humor:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • bbygrl5
    bbygrl5 Posts: 964 Member
    All I can say is my group is guaranteed survival if they're with me... unless it comes down to between all of us, then they're going to die. I was made to survive.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    And I shall lead all of you.

    Reluctantly of course. Not because I want to. But because it is the role that has been thrust upon me.

    Because in a world gone this wrong, sometimes it takes a bad man to do the right thing.

    In theaters this summer.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    I know how to cook people so they are juicy and tasty......whos in my group?
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    I give into the apocolypto zombies way of life, paint myself up, join their ranks only to rise to the top of the food chain and lead them to compound of C4 covered in the juices of life and push the neat little red button
  • KingBee79
    KingBee79 Posts: 16 Member
    I know how to make homemade sex toys

    For men, too?
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    I know how to make homemade sex toys

    For men, too?

    Men or women
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    I know how to cook people so they are juicy and tasty......whos in my group?


    MEEEEEEEE as long as I'm not ON the menu!
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    I know how to cook people so they are juicy and tasty......whos in my group?

    NOT ME!

    I am a heavy sleeper and clearly delicious!
  • azlady7
    azlady7 Posts: 471 Member
    i can build shelter, make fire, hunt, i know quite a few of the medicinal plants in the Northwestern area as well as edible plants. I can filter water with coal to make it safe to drink.....and yeah thats about it.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    I know how to cook people so they are juicy and tasty......whos in my group?

    I'm in! As long as I'm not on the business end of those forks.

    Hey, I can make mead! And bread.
  • MindyBlack
    MindyBlack Posts: 954 Member
    Dental here!! Finally got that covered.
    Also I can grow a pretty awesome garden.
    I raised 3 boys to adulthood, alone!, so I should be pretty good at defeating zombies.
    I can cook over an open fire and even have this cute little cooker that you can burn almost anything in.
    I certified in CPR and am pretty dang good with first aid and home remedies. So please do not feed me to the zombies!!
  • sheepysaccount
    sheepysaccount Posts: 608 Member
    According to the Zombie Survival Test I took, I am an all-rounder with room for improvement in ammunition skils, but lots of originality ^_^
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    farming, scavenging, and fishing
  • hailzp
    hailzp Posts: 903 Member
    I can make an awesome meal out of not very much :) I am also a very good multi-tasker.
  • cmoutarimoussa
    cmoutarimoussa Posts: 93 Member
    Im in love with the Zombie Proof House! LOL!!! I can cook thats about all!!!
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