In a post-apocalyptic world....

mcdonl

Hunting, fishing, trapping, tanning, casting from lead, making green sand molds, flame welding, reloading, Emergency Medicine, swift water, ice water and other types of rescue and communication/diplomacy.

None of us can do it alone, so being able to rebuild communities cannot be overlooked.

Galletakek

When the zombies come, I'll be the first one eaten. You're welcome.

ROFL! take one for the team >:D!

sarahp86

I'm very good at throwing shoes at people! Whether it's straight to the testicles or the face!

jlfox165

Great shot with both handgun and rifle; very proficient with real broadswords; can design traps and set them to catch (or kill) prey; can farm and butcher, hunt and fish to provide food; not one to be trifled with. Have the will to survive!

2Bgoddess

I can bring large quantities of power tools, and a handy husband who's not afraid to use them. Together with my drafting/planning skills and his handiness, we'd make awesome shelters. And zombie booby traps. I am good at gardening in both large and small places, Ican cook. And I especially like playing with fire. And i will teach the wee ones, while everyone else is out killing. :flowerforyou:

Silverkittycat

And I shall lead all of you.

Reluctantly of course. Not because I want to. But because it is the role that has been thrust upon me.

Because in a world gone this wrong, sometimes it takes a bad man to do the right thing.

In theaters this summer.

I don't know... that camper in your ticker looks a little rusty. Does it pop up?

lisamc03

I can cook, clean, and be a scavenger. I had a dream a couple of weeks ago, that I was fighting off zombies...the tool I was using wasn't penetrating their skulls and I was thinking this is hard work!! But in my dream I was fighting them, who knows maybe I'm actually tough enough.

jfinnivan

Besides my self-defense teaching experience, I can program the last remaining robotic self defense system with my mad programming skills.

SpringFever19

Medical. Hunting. Scavenging. Protection. Plus I've done lots of research to prepare: The Zombie Survival Guide, Resident Evil, The Walking Dead, Zombieland, etc. Why do you think I am on MFP? Rule #1-- Cardio.

BrettPGH

And I shall lead all of you.

Reluctantly of course. Not because I want to. But because it is the role that has been thrust upon me.

Because in a world gone this wrong, sometimes it takes a bad man to do the right thing.

In theaters this summer.

I don't know... that camper in your ticker looks a little rusty. Does it pop up?

I left it back on this island. Crazy story..

becoming_a_new_me

I'm very good at throwing shoes at people! Whether it's straight to the testicles or the face!

I have quite a large collection of stilletto heels, so we could pop off zombies by launching the shoes at them from a distance! I think that would come in handy! Well, until I ran out of shoes...but hey I am a super-power-shopper, so I can clear out the mall in 2.5 seconds if needed!

FORKDOWN

Besides my self-defense teaching experience, I can program the last remaining robotic self defense system with my mad programming skills.

Can you teach me the art of defending my balls from flying shoes.

Cait_Sidhe

As an ER vet tech, I think I'd probably be pretty valuable. Not only do I have medical knowledge and skills, but I'm all about working around and deflecting animalistic aggression. If as I teeny tiny woman I can restrain a mastiff that outweighs me, I'm pretty sure I can at least temporarily handle a zombie. Hell, if I can handle a feral cat without getting hurt, I don't think a zombie really has a prayer.

Plus I got mad bandaging and venipuncture skills. Not to mention my knowledge of medications. I have many years of experience dealing with hugely critical situations and horrific injuries. I'm able to shut off my emotions for the most part and just do what needs to be done. I've performed CPR more times than I can count. Bloody limbs hanging off does not phase me.

Cold_Steel

I got official Zombie killing Ammo for xmas for my 12 gauge and my Glock ...made by Hornady


So I am officially prepared... nah nah nah neer derp derp derp


Tank: "So, what do you need, besides a miracle?"
Neo: "Guns. Lots of guns."

SabrinaJL

I knit, crochet, spin (yarn. A stationary bike would be zero help in this situation), i'm a pretty good shot and i've seen every episode of Survivorman.

rybo

Cardio, cardio, cardio

Firepower & the ability to kill/catch, butcher & cook my own food.

jfinnivan

Besides my self-defense teaching experience, I can program the last remaining robotic self defense system with my mad programming skills.

Can you teach me the art of defending my balls from flying shoes.

Iron underwear, my good man. Iron underwear...

_binary_jester_

I will purchase one of these...

http://www.geekologie.com/2012/01/three-in-one-zombie-slingshotbrain-spike.php

And I will take out as many as I can allowing you to escape.

Silverkittycat

I will purchase one of these...

http://www.geekologie.com/2012/01/three-in-one-zombie-slingshotbrain-spike.php

And I will take out as many as I can allowing you to escape.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I can't stop laughing....or crying!
Thank you!

* just saw the ejector mishap in the video, OMG... :laugh:

luvinlaurakate

reproductive prowess

Ya I carry babies well, so count on me for that! Beyond that... I can sew, and cook some, and I know how to use a gun.

Chairless

I finished Fallout 1 & 2, you cant get more qualified.

trud72

A large supply of ammunition.

im sticking with this guy....

surgesilk

Dude on dude doesn't lead to offspring.

reproductive prowess

trud72

I'm very good at throwing shoes at people! Whether it's straight to the testicles or the face!

I have quite a large collection of stilletto heels, so we could pop off zombies by launching the shoes at them from a distance! I think that would come in handy! Well, until I ran out of shoes...but hey I am a super-power-shopper, so I can clear out the mall in 2.5 seconds if needed!

my sorta person lol :drinker:

sgtlittle

I know how to make homemade sex toys

How you doin?

the_journeyman

I can shoot well with handguns and long guns either for protection or food, so I'd be bringing those & whatever ammo I have & can find along the way. I'm a decent fisherman so I'll help us not starve. I'm good with my hands for things like building/repairing structures and repairing equipment or vehicles. I can drive anything so that might come in handy too. I'm also good with reading and following maps so I can keep us from getting hopelessly lost.

JM

trud72

Well you have the guns,ammo,sex toys and even knitted hats...don't forget the MOST important thing OMG people what are you all on???????????????????????????????????????????? :noway:

i can make BOOZE! :drinker: yay we are all saved........beer or wine lovies? outta most things too stinging neetles,dandilions,you name it.... :bigsmile:

StephanieDJL

Think I'd just succumb to death/be a zombie. Less stressful! haha

the_journeyman

i can make BOOZE! :drinker: yay we are all saved........beer or wine lovies? outta most things too stinging neetles,dandilions,you name it.... :bigsmile:

I forgot about that! I can make hard cider & dandelion wine too! I'll bring that skill and we'll get the zombies drunk!

JM

jennajava

Snark