In a post-apocalyptic world....
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I don't think I would be of much help lol. But maybe scavenging, and I think I could be decent at cooking? That is, if I don't get eaten first.0
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I know how to make homemade sex toys
we need to talk more, do you need an apprentice? I couldnt survive without toys lol0 -
i'm a good shot - gun, rifle and bow. i can field prep a deer. but the true super power is the ability to find the exact perfect porn on the internet. oh yeah. i'm gonna be nice and safe in the compound with THAT ability!
I have dibs on maab for my team!!
Zombies hear squealing. Choose wisely. :bigsmile:0 -
I know how to make homemade sex toys
I'm hanging out with you when the world ends.0 -
I can cook anything and make it turn into gourmet even over an open camp fire0
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Well, I can knit. Y'all are gonna need some warm hats and scaves to fight those zombies, right?0
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Well, I can knit. Y'all are gonna need some warm hats and scaves to fight those zombies, right?0
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Well, I can knit. Y'all are gonna need some warm hats and scaves to fight those zombies, right?
And koozies for our beer!0 -
Oh, oh *kitten* ... I can make beer. That's my special skill!0
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Ill start a baseball team...then maybe some football....gonna need someone to make beer!0
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My only skill is licking my eyebrows. I am fat and slow so I will be good to have a round when the zombies attack.0
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I forgot to mention I know how to make booze from scratch0
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Good at fixing things. Will be part of the team that eventually gets the power stations back up and running and reconnects the country.0
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humor:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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All I can say is my group is guaranteed survival if they're with me... unless it comes down to between all of us, then they're going to die. I was made to survive.0
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And I shall lead all of you.
Reluctantly of course. Not because I want to. But because it is the role that has been thrust upon me.
Because in a world gone this wrong, sometimes it takes a bad man to do the right thing.
In theaters this summer.0 -
I know how to cook people so they are juicy and tasty......whos in my group?0
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I give into the apocolypto zombies way of life, paint myself up, join their ranks only to rise to the top of the food chain and lead them to compound of C4 covered in the juices of life and push the neat little red button0
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I know how to make homemade sex toys
For men, too?0 -
I know how to make homemade sex toys
For men, too?
Men or women0
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