Flatt *kitten* Syndrome here

fitJoce
fitJoce Posts: 137 Member
edited October 7 in Chit-Chat
Flat *kitten* Syndrome. Anyone else suffer from it? The good news is that all the jeans in my closet are now way too loose for me. The bad news is I'm gonna have to cough up some serious change to buy some new ones. Which jeans are best to give a girl with nothing going on back there a little booty?
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  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Flat *kitten* Syndrome. Anyone else suffer from it? The good news is that all the jeans in my closet are now way too loose for me. The bad news is I'm gonna have to cough up some serious change to buy some new ones. Which jeans are best to give a girl with nothing going on back there a little booty?
    Judging from your profile, I totally see your predicament.
  • MinnesotaManimal
    MinnesotaManimal Posts: 642 Member
    ZING!
  • PBmaria
    PBmaria Posts: 854 Member
    Do you have access to a gym?
    The stair master is an awesome machine to get some muscles back there. Pilates is awesome too!
    Just another way to fight the syndrome!
  • leelaknight
    leelaknight Posts: 37
    it's called "noassatall pills" my sister takes them... hahaha! so does my dad- mom and i take the 'allassatall"
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    ZING!
    Ba-ZING-a
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    Yep, My jeans have always been baggy in the lips, butt and thighs.... My butt got quite a nice lift and tone from 30DS though :)
  • RisyaLifsheTova
    RisyaLifsheTova Posts: 305 Member
    I always tell people G0D put my butt in my gut :( Sad but true, hate when jeans are too baggy in the butt.
  • fitJoce
    fitJoce Posts: 137 Member
    Flat *kitten* Syndrome. Anyone else suffer from it? The good news is that all the jeans in my closet are now way too loose for me. The bad news is I'm gonna have to cough up some serious change to buy some new ones. Which jeans are best to give a girl with nothing going on back there a little booty?
    Judging from your profile, I totally see your predicament.

    That went over my head. What's wrong with my profile?
  • Hobb3s
    Hobb3s Posts: 119 Member
    I read on here somewhere about some pills that come in a plain paper bag from Mexico, maybe they have some for booty-building. .... seems totally legit.
  • tntammon
    tntammon Posts: 1
    RUN! I had the same problem until I took up running last summer. Lunges, Squats, Stairclimber and running. My legs and glutes are awesome now. Trust me it works!
  • yescer
    yescer Posts: 1
    I have heard that jeans with flap pockets in the back can make your butt appear fuller. check out this link

    http://www.the-perfect-jeans.com/flat-butt.html
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Yep, My jeans have always been baggy in the lips, butt and thighs.... My butt got quite a nice lift and tone from 30DS though :)
    BWHAHAHAHAHAHA *snort* BWHAHAHAHAHA


    There is the typo of the day!
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Flat *kitten* Syndrome. Anyone else suffer from it? The good news is that all the jeans in my closet are now way too loose for me. The bad news is I'm gonna have to cough up some serious change to buy some new ones. Which jeans are best to give a girl with nothing going on back there a little booty?
    Judging from your profile, I totally see your predicament.

    That went over my head. What's wrong with my profile?
    I should have said profile picture.
  • MOOOSEEE3
    MOOOSEEE3 Posts: 218 Member
    Have you heard of Booty-Pop underwear? Try them, they give you a booty, but when you take them off...back to reality. A girl in my office has a pair and I can always tell when she wears them. HystericaL!
  • Jlynb1109
    Jlynb1109 Posts: 84 Member
    The ones with butt pads! LOL

    Otherwise, you'll have to settle for some good ole' squats and lunges......LOTS of them!
  • NYCDutchess
    NYCDutchess Posts: 622 Member
    There are butt lift jeans I thin Shape Fx has them.

    But to get a little bit of a lift add some muscle, stairmaster, eliptical, squats, back kicks, lunges.

    I do these to get more butt!!!
  • Hobb3s
    Hobb3s Posts: 119 Member
    RUN! I had the same problem until I took up running last summer. Lunges, Squats, Stairclimber and running. My legs and glutes are awesome now. Trust me it works!

    It's winter.. Speed skate!
  • CathiAnne
    CathiAnne Posts: 193 Member
    You people are good! I have never laughed so much about any thread topic! :laugh:
  • MinnesotaManimal
    MinnesotaManimal Posts: 642 Member
    Yep, My jeans have always been baggy in the lips, butt and thighs.... My butt got quite a nice lift and tone from 30DS though :)
    BWHAHAHAHAHAHA *snort* BWHAHAHAHAHA


    There is the typo of the day!


    lmao.... nice
  • HotBodUnderConstruction
    HotBodUnderConstruction Posts: 420
    ZING!
    Ba-ZING-a

    You never see my practical jokes coming, do you?
  • rmwinters
    rmwinters Posts: 288 Member
    I'll share some with you.
  • fitJoce
    fitJoce Posts: 137 Member
    Do you have access to a gym?
    The stair master is an awesome machine to get some muscles back there. Pilates is awesome too!
    Just another way to fight the syndrome!

    I am a workout junkie. I go almost every day and am doing a lot of cardio as well as strength training. I just started back in Sept when my son started preschool so maybe I just need more time. Right now though I need more jeans.
  • gorgeouss9
    gorgeouss9 Posts: 221
    It depends on how much money you are willing to spend. If you don't have a lot of $ for it, wait for a sale @ Macys or Kohls or Banana Republic. I do love True Religion Brand & Lucky Jeans.
  • sylvuz323
    sylvuz323 Posts: 468 Member
    That's me too...bridges I think that's what my personal trainer called the exercise. I did it for the first time this past Saturday, google it. They do sell underwear that is padded in the butt area, I wouldn't bother though. I just work with what God gave me.
  • 2Big4MyBritches
    2Big4MyBritches Posts: 23 Member
    I have the same problem. My husband says he's going to buy me a booty-pop (like they used to advertise on TV). I am going to try running, though. The way I see it, stress relief+ better booty = win,win!
  • fitJoce
    fitJoce Posts: 137 Member
    Flat *kitten* Syndrome. Anyone else suffer from it? The good news is that all the jeans in my closet are now way too loose for me. The bad news is I'm gonna have to cough up some serious change to buy some new ones. Which jeans are best to give a girl with nothing going on back there a little booty?
    Judging from your profile, I totally see your predicament.

    That went over my head. What's wrong with my profile?
    pretty, huh? :) I have been trying to upload my pic but it keeps coming in sideways. That would be pretty too :)
    I should have said profile picture.
  • heronh
    heronh Posts: 529 Member
    Find a clothes swap group in your area. Meetup.com is a great way to find one. When I was gaining & losing weight last year clothes swaps helped a lot. Great way to make new friends as well :wink:
  • AmyLRed
    AmyLRed Posts: 856 Member
    i have no butt! I am also trying to build some muscle back there.

    I am round in the waist and no bum, so all my jeans hang low low low in the butt. Its getting better as i lose an tone.
  • SusanMcAvoy
    SusanMcAvoy Posts: 445 Member
    I had that problem but since I've been walking with Leslie Sansone I got my butt back. She does walking exercises and adds leg lifts, kicks and side steps. I am quite pleased with the results. And.. she's low impact so it was easy to do. I think stair master will work too. Good luck!!
  • pniana
    pniana Posts: 254 Member
    I too suffer from this syndrome. I was watching Oprah once when she had a jean-fitting expert on. That expert said that all us flat-a$$es should wear jeans with pockets in the back that have flaps to add volume. I now have a few pair of flap-pocket jeans and they look ok. Not an apple-bottomed look but more volumous none-the-less.
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