A woman's guide to taking pictures.

TheKitsune6

I am super guilty of the tongue out photos.... but once a person take so many pictures, I get sick of smiling..... I also have "dinosaur face"

We need to see dinosaur face... that reminds me of one of my most embarrassing moments at the gym. I took a pre-workout and was just ultra pumped to be at the gym. Was doing power lifts and I just shattered my PR, I slammed the weight down on the floor flexed and screamed, rawr I'm a F****** t-rex.. A girl about 20 feet a way fell out of her exercise bike and stared at me petrified.. I had forgotten that unlike usually, I wasn't the only person in the gym today. She told me, Don't do that, I nearly pee'd myself.. We got a laugh at it afterwards but the look on her face, was priceless.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA that is AWESOME!

lilRicki

one more thing.... when you take a picture don't have junk in the background.....like an episode of Hoarders....

this!!!

smantha32

I saw a pic of a girl once somewhere.. she was doing one of those camera phone in the bathroom "I think I'm really hot" shots.. from the extreme angle. And you could see the toilet below her... she'd taken a big ole dump and hadn't flushed. good grief. lol

d2footballJRC

I saw a pic of a girl once somewhere.. she was doing one of those camera phone in the bathroom "I think I'm really hot" shots.. from the extreme angle. And you could see the toilet below her... she'd taken a big ole dump and hadn't flushed. good grief. lol

yep that is an internet meme now. :-D

smantha32

one more thing.... when you take a picture don't have junk in the background.....like an episode of Hoarders....

LMAO!

smantha32

I saw a pic of a girl once somewhere.. she was doing one of those camera phone in the bathroom "I think I'm really hot" shots.. from the extreme angle. And you could see the toilet below her... she'd taken a big ole dump and hadn't flushed. good grief. lol

yep that is an internet meme now. :-D

Sometimes people scare me.

mandasimba

one more thing.... when you take a picture don't have junk in the background.....like an episode of Hoarders....

Lol, also mirror pics with lots of toothpaste and flossing residue splattered all over the mirror, bleugh!



There is also the ever popular I'm a badass giving the camera the finger. Nothing says more hardcore

CasperO

Please post tips for guyz. In all my pictures I look like a walrus. I don't really look like a walrus, my mom said so. Help me take pictures where I don't look like a walrus.

Advice that will make me look like a manatee is not helpful either.

Thanks for your support.

EmCarroll1990

This is great.

d2footballJRC

Please post tips for guyz. In all my pictures I look like a walrus. I don't really look like a walrus, my mom said so. Help me take pictures where I don't look like a walrus.

Advice that will make me look like a manatee is not helpful either.

Thanks for your support.

Guys should break every rule she stated. We are the exact opposite of women. Thus you should always stick your tongue out while shooting at extreme odd myspace angles.

BrendaLee

I'm a huge fan of light-bulb-head shots myself!

Another tip: Do not go on webcam with your nipples hanging out, because someone WILL screenshot that and tag you on Facebook.

And yeah, clean your mirror!

brittanyjeanxo

Haha! Good advice, but No3 is the best, you didn't do it badly enough and you look sultry

Haha well, thank you. Next time I'll try to be uglier!

brittanyjeanxo

I'm a huge fan of light-bulb-head shots myself!

Another tip: Do not go on webcam with your nipples hanging out, because someone WILL screenshot that and tag you on Facebook.

And yeah, clean your mirror!

LMAO what?! That's hilarious.

brittanyjeanxo

Please post tips for guyz. In all my pictures I look like a walrus. I don't really look like a walrus, my mom said so. Help me take pictures where I don't look like a walrus.

Advice that will make me look like a manatee is not helpful either.

Thanks for your support.

Guys should break every rule she stated. We are the exact opposite of women. Thus you should always stick your tongue out while shooting at extreme odd myspace angles.

Basically, this. And if you can manage to rock all three at the same time, you'll be set.

j4nash

greatness

SixCatFaerie

Totally awesome post!

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TheAncientMariner

Guys guide for taking a photo:

Step 1: Find a tie.
Step 2: Put it on your head.
Step 3: Snap a photo.
Step 4:

I like the cut of your jib, good sir!

brittanyjeanxo

I love photography and experiment a lot with self portraits. Some are good. Some bad. The key is not posting the bad ones.

Yes! I also dislike when people take multiple pictures of themselves and post them ALL, then caption the bad ones with "I don't like this one lol" Sure, I may take multiple pictures to get a good one (those these were all the first shot) but I only post the ONE I like lol

drvvork

one more thing.... when you take a picture don't have junk in the background.....like an episode of Hoarders....

I'm so guilty of this one! LMAO!!! I hate taking pics (whether I take them or someone else) so maybe it is subconscious??

Leesseebee

hillarious!

jdbeckers

Lots of laughs here, and it's all so true! Awesome post!

becoming_a_new_me

one more thing.... when you take a picture don't have junk in the background.....like an episode of Hoarders....

I'm so guilty of this one! LMAO!!! I hate taking pics (whether I take them or someone else) so maybe it is subconscious??

This is why I love photoshop. Don't like your piles of clothes looking like they will fall over? Move yourself to a beach and call it a good day

stormieweather

one more thing.... when you take a picture don't have junk in the background.....like an episode of Hoarders....

I'm so guilty of this one! LMAO!!! I hate taking pics (whether I take them or someone else) so maybe it is subconscious??

This is why I love photoshop. Don't like your piles of clothes looking like they will fall over? Move yourself to a beach and call it a good day

I nice frame or blur or fuzzy outline works too!

CasperO

I'm a huge fan of light-bulb-head shots myself!

Another tip: Do not go on webcam with your nipples hanging out, because someone WILL screenshot that and tag you on Facebook.

And yeah, clean your mirror!

Pics or it didn't happen,,,

mizzgreeneyedladyy

I'm guilty of two in one.. Oops. I was really drunk by the way.

I used to NEVER stick my tongue out, until I got my tongue pierced. :P

ESVABelle

I'm a master of angles...see my photos

La_Amazona

True dat! But I swear my left angle is the best angle for pic poses!!!

GuerrillaHermit

Guys guide for taking a photo:

Step 1: Find a tie.
Step 2: Put it on your head.
Step 3: Snap a photo.
Step 4:

^This person knows things...

datguy2011

DUCK FACE!