problems with my scale.

jennajava

So...I weigh every day, 3 times a day, just because I'm so scared of starvation mode affecting my losses. Yesterday, after working out, I noticed this HUGE lat muscle randomly pop out, so I decided to go for a 4th weigh-in. Lo and behold, if I didn't gain FIVE POUNDS OF MUSCLE in one day.

It's also my TOM. Is my scale broken, did I gain muscle weight, or am I bloated bc of my TOM?

seehawkmomma

Can you describe your flow in a little more detail so we can get a better idea?

mallorybriann

I think your scale is pissed you step on him FOUR times a day!!!!!
I mean, I would like it.. but hey...
Also, elaborate on your TOM...

jennajava

Can you describe your flow in a little more detail so we can get a better idea?

Well it's like really heavy the first day, like when a drunk frat boy blows chunks. Then after that it's just a slow trickle for like 5 days.

Lsqueezy

Well it's like really heavy the first day, like when a drunk frat boy blows chunks. Then after that it's just a slow trickle for like 5 days.
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Awesome!

jennajava

I also forgot to add that I'm doing the cat pee diet.

mallorybriann

is the cat male/female/a shim?
It matters.

I also forgot to add that I'm doing the cat pee diet.

seehawkmomma

I've heard the CPT can affect your flow.

You might want to eat more twinkies and see if it lightens up.

jennajava

is the cat male/female/a shim?
It matters.

I also forgot to add that I'm doing the cat pee diet.

Female. *GASP* Do you think her hormones are mixing with mine and causing my TOM to be worse?

jennajava

I've heard the CPT can affect your flow.

You might want to eat more twinkies and see if it lightens up.

If I don't like twinkies, can I substitute a ho ho instead?

seal57

I think you have worn your scales out....Weighing 3 times a day is not needed......Maybe you have a kinda OCD with your weighing..


Give yourself a rest from weighing....Don't make it takeover your life......

mallorybriann

Oh, you betcha! Female female is not good.
Try a male Siamese.

is the cat male/female/a shim?
It matters.

I also forgot to add that I'm doing the cat pee diet.

Female. *GASP* Do you think her hormones are mixing with mine and causing my TOM to be worse?

jennajava

I think you have worn your scales out....Weighing 3 times a day is not needed......Maybe you have a kinda OCD with your weighing..

Oh no, I take medicine for my OCD.

jennajava

Oh, you betcha! Female female is not good.
Try a male Siamese.

Siamese tastes SO bitter. I prefer Somali. Is that ok?

LuckyAng

I say it's TOM. There's no way you gained 5 in one day, unless you are drinking straight from the cat!

galegetsthin

I am telling you, it is the evil google alien overlords trying to get us all fat and depressed so they can take over the world...........


Also, It must be 3 male cats and 2 female so it doesnt mess up the hormones and make you all pissy..... or catty..... i suppose either adjective would be appropriate.

jennajava

I say it's TOM. There's no way you gained 5 in one day, unless you are drinking straight from the cat!

But I have this huge lat muscle like overnight. Maybe I should stop lifting and bulking up.

BrettPGH

It's sad how people hate on the cat pee diet. They just haven't done the research. I have Youtube clips for anyone who's interested.

Indy_Mario

I wish I could post here. I am just not witty enough... :embarassed:

jennajava

I am telling you, it is the evil google alien overlords trying to get us all fat and depressed so they can take over the world...........


Also, It must be 3 male cats and 2 female so it doesnt mess up the hormones and make you all pissy..... or catty..... i suppose either adjective would be appropriate.

I do feel like a pissy pu....I mean kitty.

jennajava

It's sad how people hate on the cat pee diet. They just haven't done the research. I have Youtube clips for anyone who's interested.

I told you not to show anyone those! You said they were for our "own use."

jennajava

I wish I could post here. I am just not witty enough... :embarassed:

TheRoadDog

I went out and bought a talking scale at Sears. Got on it this morning and it said "One person at a time, please."

mallorybriann

If you're a TRUE BA, youd drink tiger pee.

jennajava

You guys aren't giving me the answers I need. I think I will go cry and then call Dr. Oz.

Pams_Shadow

You guys do realize that you're confusing the newbies, right? Cracking me up... confusing them!

Edited to add: Haha... just found a new post from someone asking about the cat pee diet... for real... hahahahahaha

jennajava

You guys do realize that you're confusing the newbies, right? Cracking me up... confusing them!

You might want to get Dr. Oz to look at your crack.

galegetsthin

You guys do realize that you're confusing the newbies, right? Cracking me up... confusing them!

You might want to get Dr. Oz to look at your crack.

Just put some cat pee on it and wrap it in a red scarf...... it will be ok. just be vigilant!

seehawkmomma

OMG do you think Dr. Oz will talk about the Cat Pee diet on his next show?!

krazyforyou

I'm sorry Dr. Oz has already heard of you and will not be taking your calls. Also I am only drinking female cat pee but have had a hysterectomy so it really doesnt matter. My hormones are already screwed up

jennajava

OMG do you think Dr. Oz will talk about the Cat Pee diet on his next show?!

I, uh, got on his good side. :devil: