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problems with my scale.

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  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    I'm sorry Dr. Oz has already heard of you and will not be taking your calls.

    I was NOT THERE and NO ONE can prove it!
  • OMG do you think Dr. Oz will talk about the Cat Pee diet on his next show?!

    I, uh, got on his good side. :devil:

    omg you dirty dirty kitty
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    OMG do you think Dr. Oz will talk about the Cat Pee diet on his next show?!

    I, uh, got on his good side. :devil:

    omg you dirty dirty kitty

    I'm on the CLEAN cat pee diet THANK YOU!
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  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    If you're a TRUE BA, youd drink tiger pee.

    Funniest comment in this whole thread.
  • Quiing
    Quiing Posts: 261 Member
    y'all are HILARIOUS

    Seriously though, it might be your TOM. I seem to gain 3-5 pounds everytime mine comes around.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
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  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    So...I weigh every day, 3 times a day, just because I'm so scared of starvation mode affecting my losses. Yesterday, after working out, I noticed this HUGE lat muscle randomly pop out, so I decided to go for a 4th weigh-in. Lo and behold, if I didn't gain FIVE POUNDS OF MUSCLE in one day.

    It's also my TOM. Is my scale broken, did I gain muscle weight, or am I bloated bc of my TOM?

    I think you're being punished for repeated flogging of the dead horse "cat pee diet".

    I suggest you do a cleanse and cease mentioning it.
  • courtclerkkris
    courtclerkkris Posts: 173 Member
    jennajava.....you are purrrfect! Thanks for the laughs...ohh and I suppose I am giving you a complex now?
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    Does that cat have to be unspayed? Because both of mine are spayed and that would explain my plateau. I haven't lost a pound in two days!! :(
  • HerbieSue
    HerbieSue Posts: 288
    I went out and bought a talking scale at Sears. Got on it this morning and it said "One person at a time, please."

    That's funny! Gotta have a sense of humor here, don't we?????
  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
    I wish I could post here. I am just not witty enough... :embarassed:

    My thoughts exactly. I can be pretty funny, but I cannot keep up with some of the people on these boards. Whole different class of funny.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    I wish I could post here. I am just not witty enough... :embarassed:

    My thoughts exactly. I can be pretty funny, but I cannot keep up with some of the people on these boards. Whole different class of funny.
    So funny..it's not.
  • HerbieSue
    HerbieSue Posts: 288
    So...I weigh every day, 3 times a day, just because I'm so scared of starvation mode affecting my losses. Yesterday, after working out, I noticed this HUGE lat muscle randomly pop out, so I decided to go for a 4th weigh-in. Lo and behold, if I didn't gain FIVE POUNDS OF MUSCLE in one day.

    It's also my TOM. Is my scale broken, did I gain muscle weight, or am I bloated bc of my TOM?

    Can you please provide a photo of this "popping out lat muscle"??? (just want to see what a 5 pound lat muscle looks like)
  • Kolohe71
    Kolohe71 Posts: 613 Member
    So...I weigh every day, 3 times a day, just because I'm so scared of starvation mode affecting my losses. Yesterday, after working out, I noticed this HUGE lat muscle randomly pop out, so I decided to go for a 4th weigh-in. Lo and behold, if I didn't gain FIVE POUNDS OF MUSCLE in one day.

    It's also my TOM. Is my scale broken, did I gain muscle weight, or am I bloated bc of my TOM?
    A bulging lat muscle is a clear indication that you need a latitude adjustment. Taking an extended vacation to a tropical island should aid in your loss.

    Just be careful swimming, as the sharks are attracted to TOM.
  • SexyCook
    SexyCook Posts: 2,249 Member
    I think your scale is pissed you step on him FOUR times a day!!!!!

    This!!!
  • lor007
    lor007 Posts: 884 Member
    Is this supposed to be funny? If so, you should consider trolling a bit harder.
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
    Is this supposed to be funny? If so, you should consider trolling a bit harder.

    I don't think the problem is with her scale.
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