That awkward moment when....

RyanDanielle5101

I'm walking through the store and I see out of the corner my eye my old coworker, the one who is flaunting use of HCG drops all over facebook. I tried to give her links to info on how bad it can be for you but I was told I was crazy and the stuff from the homeopathic store is real and works for her blah blah blah.....I gave up!!

She hasn't seen me yet as I have seen her, we will cross paths anytime now as I have to get cereal and oatmeal from the isle. There is still time, time to avoid that awkward situation where she wants to make a point and prove how wrong I was and show her 5lb loss in 2 days since starting the new round.

Seconds have passed and anytime she will look my way, but alas I pull out my cell phone, put it right to my ear then pretend that I am in deep conversation with my husband about the grocery list!! We make eye contact I smile and nod then continue with my supposed conversation as I rush to get in and out of the store without an HCG showdown. I grab the cereal and oatmeal and make a bee line to go the opposite way.

I am so grateful for this device called the cellular phone, so grateful I was able to avoid, also grateful that someone didn't try to call or text me during those 2 mins. If that had happened :noway: I’d have felt like an *kitten*!!

I can't be the only one who uses the phone to escape unwanted run-ins or conversations

AwesomelyAmber

I have been known to do it a time or two...but you're right when you say THANK GOD A CALL DIDN'T COME THROUGH :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

seehawkmomma

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_binary_jester_

...when the woman doesn't choose the iron in Monopoly.

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rammsteinsoldier

as a newly minted lawyer you walk into a pre-trial conference where "Freddie Mac" is listed as the opposing party and you ask... "Will Mr. Mac be joining us today?".

That is great!!!!! I laughed out loud at my office. I was in real estate law for 13 years and I remember wondering who that guy was. Also who is Fannie Mae?

christine24t

haha i fake text everyday!!

Indy_Mario

...when the woman doesn't choose the iron in Monopoly.

^^^THIS!
What do you mean you want the sports car?!

warmachinejt

i impropely ask crush girl out and she answers "i don't know"
all while barely holding a conversation shy+shy don't mix well

Bradozzz85

You make eye contact with a woman breast feeding, then look down at her boob. I can't undo it, I am going to hell

fromaquasar

You make eye contact with a woman breast feeding, then look down at her boob. I can't undo it, I am going to hell

ahahahahaha that is definitely a hell worthy offence



Ok when you say goodbye to someone, and then you walk down the street and bump into them again on your way home. Even if you know them, so awkward, all conversation has been wrapped up, then do you say bye again when you actually part. I pretend to be on my phone then sometimes haha

WehttamThims

Oh come on people, if you don't want to talk then don't. You were born with a spine right?

calliope_music

...everyone on the treadmill realizes that yeah, it was you that farted.

BigL0s

when a gps tells a gay person to go straight

AwesomelyAmber

Oh come on people, if you don't want to talk then don't. You were born with a spine right?

Having a spine has nothing to do with being too nice to be an out and out jerk. Not talking to someone that wants to talk to you isn't the nicest thing to do. The nicest thing is to pretend you don't see them or pretend you are busy. "It's not called being two-faced, it's called being an adult" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Indy_Mario

When the phrase "oh shi7" becomes literal...

WehttamThims

The nicest thing is to pretend you don't see them or pretend you are busy.

That's the nicest thing to do to them? Wow with friends like you, who needs enemies.

rammsteinsoldier

...everyone on the treadmill realizes that yeah, it was you that farted.

That's when you look around like someone else is guilty. Not that it has ever happened to me.

AwesomelyAmber

The nicest thing is to pretend you don't see them or pretend you are busy.

That's the nicest thing to do to them? Wow with friends like you, who needs enemies.

:laugh: It is always sweet when you need to explain things to those that take things out of context on purpose... *if only there was an eye roll emoticon in my choices*
I am a great friend. TO MY FRIENDS. But we are not talking about friends, we are talking about people that annoy the crap out of you. Ones that you don't want to be out and out rude to, but that you don't want to waste your time or breath on. Speaking of, I've got a call....gotta go!

Minnesnowtagurl

...When you have to tell omeone their breath stinks!

ironanimal

You try to sit up in bed in the morning, forgetting you've ruined your abs the day before and flopping back down like a dead carp.

Nikki2324

I text in awkward situations

MissFit0101

Anytime I have ever used my phone to avoid someone or a situation, I call my voice mail and talk to it, so at least I don't have to worry about someone calling and ruining it. :bigsmile:

teresastrowz46

when you're working on the eliptical/treadmill watching a movie or tv show when a sex scence comes on...even if it doesn't show anything, i always feel sooo awkward like everyone is looking at me going, "what is she watching?!" maybe it's just me???

p0stdramatic

You make eye contact with a woman breast feeding, then look down at her boob. I can't undo it, I am going to hell

I die. :laugh:

kimi131

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: way to avoid! lol

I pull the same trick when there are people standing at the light asking for money - works every time.

sassylilmama

When you have to give your employee a talk about their body odor due to customer complaints and suggest maybe a new brand of deodorant or wearing perfume. And then a few weeks later have to explain to same employee that coming out of the bathroom with a still dripping preggo test is not appropriate for work.

True story

tlsegar

When you have to give your employee a talk about their body odor due to customer complaints and suggest maybe a new brand of deodorant or wearing perfume. And then a few weeks later have to explain to same employee that coming out of the bathroom with a still dripping preggo test is not appropriate for work.

True story

WOW!

jennp1129

When one of the kids in a group therapy session asks you to explain what a doushe is because someone at school called him one.

lyssamichelle

When your best friend dates a guy for 6 months & is getting married next weekend... & you can't even stand dating a guy for 6 mins..

sexycheesemonkey

When your father in law knocks on your bedroom door as you're getting dressed; before you have a chance to grab a top or anything to cover your chest, he opens the door to let you know that your grandmother is at the door...