Zombie Apocalypse Weapon....

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  • ArnStar
    ArnStar Posts: 44
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    My laptop. I guess I can show them my PowerPoint presentation and bore them to death.
  • Seesaa
    Seesaa Posts: 451
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    double walled 24 oz cup.
    so i'd say my chances are 50/50 really...

    or the coffee table/stand it is on, but that might be a bit bulky...so really...i have to be logical about it lol
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
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    A portable heater, whirring away! I can make a weapon out of it.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    Today I have a set of plans to Westgreen Medical Building which houses several operating rooms, exam rooms, break rooms, rest rooms, showers, etc. On the second floor there is a satellite VA medical hospital. These plans show every exit/entrance/opening in the building. Also, it has an emergency generator that means that when the rest of the power goes out, this building would still have power and twinkies. Twinkies and narcotics.

    I win. Again.
  • kentonplant
    kentonplant Posts: 9
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    Upper Left is Newly sharpen Katana, Middle Left is Fitbit, Lower left is my daughter's Dora the Explorer toy guitar...Dora it is! ¡Vámonos!


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  • AsaraFuriosa
    AsaraFuriosa Posts: 293 Member
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    In Zombieland the #1 rule is cardio, #18 is limber up ;)
  • sr823204
    sr823204 Posts: 53 Member
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    Well, a handful of pens and a cup of binder clips.

    (Not my weapon of choice. I think I'm screwed!!) :)
  • eayal002
    eayal002 Posts: 186
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    Bengay and a can of lysol, I'm screwed.
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
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    Bengay and a can of lysol, I'm screwed.

    I would think you could just about make napalm with that...
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    The base to my wireless headset...looks like I'm trippin' some friends! :laugh:
  • Spruillie03
    Spruillie03 Posts: 155 Member
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    A notebook. Hm. Plan B: outrun the poster above me.
  • eayal002
    eayal002 Posts: 186
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    Bengay and a can of lysol, I'm screwed.

    I would think you could just about make napalm with that...

    I'll research that see how it goes, one of the two has to flammable think the Lysol but if Feds show up at my door I'm sending them your way lol
  • fatty_to_fitty
    fatty_to_fitty Posts: 544 Member
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    Its not looking good unless these are Sean of the Dead Zombies. (Killer Movie BTW)

    Good lord!! Are you trying to say Shaun of the Dead?


    Fail.

    Stop being a troller and a bully you can spell it that way... Sean Connery! It's Irish, like OMG chello!

    P.s. right now I have a razor and mint face mask as my weapon.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    A heavy duty 5 hole puncher ith handle. Hmmmmm I might be able to use that
  • MrFatLegs
    MrFatLegs Posts: 149 Member
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    a credit card bill......
  • drog2323
    drog2323 Posts: 1,386 Member
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    My laptop. I guess I can show them my PowerPoint presentation and bore them to death.

    awesome! that was classic
  • trooper605
    trooper605 Posts: 31 Member
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    I will tell them about "Hope and Change".....That will give me atleast 4 years.....LMAO
  • fguillory
    fguillory Posts: 291
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    a skein of yarn....oh crap I am doomed.
  • AliDarling
    AliDarling Posts: 373
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    my cat.
  • missfluffyuk
    missfluffyuk Posts: 245
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    A bright red couch.

    Maybe I can just lie on it and they'll assume the couch use to be white & I'm dead...

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