Zombie Apocalypse Weapon....

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  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
    I am seriously sitting in my office laughing so hard at the responses I am crying... and I never laugh- cry.

    I really love the "bowl is my sheild, fork is my sword"
  • weisses
    weisses Posts: 14
    A stand up fan. I'm screwed.

    Take off the safety screen, sharpen the blades, boom. :) You're safe.

    They're plastic blades, and this thing would never provide enough power to chop a zombie's head off. :P I think I could make the metal safety screen and base work better for me.

    Take off the fan itself and then use it like a lance?
  • pixiexxgirl
    pixiexxgirl Posts: 141
    A wall....lol, i wonder how well that will work
  • thatsnumberwang
    thatsnumberwang Posts: 398 Member
    Coffee. mmmmm coffee.
  • weisses
    weisses Posts: 14
    The top of a desk ( it's wooden & I use it on my lap so the laptop doesn't burn me) that should bash some heads in.

    Don't forget to double-tap
  • HealthyEscape
    HealthyEscape Posts: 255
    A stuffed giraffe... I may be the first to go :(

    I have a stuffed teddy bear - wanna be zombie friends?
  • omgitsgarry
    omgitsgarry Posts: 138
    A post it note and a credit card mashine. Hmmmm...
  • GennetteD
    GennetteD Posts: 33
    Nail polish, I don't think its going to be affective. I'm going die, but I least I'll die with pretty nails. :happy:
  • FiremanSam111
    FiremanSam111 Posts: 118
    I'm reaching for the ever trusty girlfriend's husband's traditional English longbow....
  • FiremanSam111
    FiremanSam111 Posts: 118
    Failing that, I'm pulling out the double barrel pump action Doom shotgun...
  • FiremanSam111
    FiremanSam111 Posts: 118
    From reading most of these so called 'weapons', I could well be the last man standing :mad:
  • MissJenova
    MissJenova Posts: 258
    My winter jacket....*sigh*
  • Minnesnowtagurl
    Minnesnowtagurl Posts: 406 Member
    Office sized printer. It's a little too close my comfort but it might to the trick if I am freaked out enough

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