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NiciS72
NiciS72 Posts: 1,043 Member
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OK, I had to share this as it was too funny.

DH: wazant? is that like snoop-speak? i wazant to eat some lunch, fo shizzle

Me: WTF?
Sorry, didn't realize i'd typed that, dislexia of the the fingers

The text to which he was referring was: Am calling, don't pick up I wazant to get the msg from dr shah

So what was yours?
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  • groomchick
    groomchick Posts: 610 Member
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    If you make our rendevous at 7 your questions will be answered....Your Tropical Lover!


    Has me intrigued but borderline pornographic....Ha Ha
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,305 Member
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    sent: "I'm stuck in at least a mile of fu@king traffic completely stopped. Can you put on a large pot of water to boil on the stove?" (dinner directions to hubby last night)

    received: "how would you like this for fun?" with a very disturbing picture attached.
  • Shayyy01
    Shayyy01 Posts: 290 Member
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    I'm jealous can i come stay with you in the winter!
  • cygnetpro
    cygnetpro Posts: 419 Member
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    Surprise him by showing up with proof of his income!



    (I have a friend going through a messy divorce)
  • stephanielindley422
    stephanielindley422 Posts: 273
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    Sent: I put your daughter to bed 15 min ago. For the past 10 she has been standing at the door humming. Not saying anything, just humming....like "I dare you to come in here"

    Recieved: ROFL
  • timadotcom
    timadotcom Posts: 674 Member
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    text message to my husband this morning after telling me not to text him but to call him - "Whatever fatso - 1350 cals" ( I always send him my calories burned for the day and today was 1350)
  • meltygarden
    meltygarden Posts: 111 Member
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    Me: Did you realize Chicken, TN got hit by the tornadoes? Just left a client there, it was a mess!

    Husband: Google maps sez there is no Chicken, TN. What's yer 20?

    Me: c-h-u-c-k-e-y. Thanks autodefunct.
  • foodfight247
    foodfight247 Posts: 767 Member
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    I received this yesterday from my other half:

    Someone on Facebook says he knows u and keeps asking me for your number. Let me know if you want me to forward your number as I don't really know him. Nicked pic of him from Facebook earlier, check link below.

    (you'll have to pm me for the link as not appropriate to post)


    My reply:
    I'll check it out.  I would not give my number to anyone asking but I'll see if I know him.  


    The rest.....well pm me for that link and you'll get the same reaction. Not for the faint hearted!

    Hahaha. Lol
  • BrandyontheRun
    BrandyontheRun Posts: 204 Member
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    Sent- "there's a home remedy, tobasco sauce. Can I use franks red instead?" Regarding my houseplant lol
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    Not most recent one received, but hilarious!

    "I just had a booger on my finger and I'm now going to put my contacts in. How am I still alive after 21 years of being me? Wish me luck!"

    And:

    "Some ***** in my Regional Studies class is sitting in my seat."
    "Only one solution to that: kick her *kitten*!"
    "That might be considered a hate crime, she's Asian."
    "Take your glasses off and claim you're blind so you couldn't tell she was Asian!"

    Most recently sent:

    "I got us a mother f*cking tall table, slut!" <--- I was excited that we got the tall table.
  • tessiemay04
    tessiemay04 Posts: 13
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    Sent: Just rewatching Glee and in the opening scene puck kisses Sam's hand.

    Rcvd: Are you trying to make me jealous? ... so is it good?!



    I admit it, I'm a glee-a-holic! lol
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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    sent: "Is he letting himself in, or what?"

    Hard to explain......without sounding awful! So I'll leave it to your imaginations.......... LOL

    rec'd: Which store has good prices on 7Up? (from my hubby, who was grocery shopping)
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
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    Brother: Its 6:45am get your *kitten* out of bed Beeyatch.
    Me: I am up....
    Brother: I do not hear you.... stop lying..
    Me: FINE!!! I am up now go away.


    I slept in my brother being the nice guy he is woke me up.
  • swordsmith
    swordsmith Posts: 599 Member
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    Me: You felt amazingly good last night

    Her: <3
  • LoriBarefoot
    LoriBarefoot Posts: 218 Member
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    Where you at?? Drinking margaritas??

    Me: I'm at work dawg.
  • CCJ13
    CCJ13 Posts: 165 Member
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    Sent to my husband: I need some wood!!! Down to my last one & it is too big.

    Received from my husband: I'm carrying ur piece with me. And it's ready to be used. Just the right size.


    He was splitting some wood for our fireplace. He can turn anything dirty. After I read my text I sent him, I realized it did sound bad. lol
  • karinaes
    karinaes Posts: 570 Member
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    me: i want tangerines! :smile:
    bf: they r at my place
  • ElleOQuent
    ElleOQuent Posts: 431 Member
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    Except when I say "Fu(k you".
  • kaetmarie
    kaetmarie Posts: 668 Member
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    Me to my Husband: Remind me to hate that old b!t* who drives the red jeep less. Her husband just helped me clean off my car.

    My Husband: He probably thought he'd get some.
  • courtney131
    courtney131 Posts: 69
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    Received: Dude, your ex is always so creepy at the bars haha
    Sent: Yeah, you must be talking about Scott, he's super creepy.

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