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Last Text you sent/received

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  • katcod1522
    katcod1522 Posts: 448 Member
    sent: (to hubby) my parents are going to buffalo wild wings with us tomorrow night.

    rec'd: (from hubby) ok.

    We have no life..lol
  • katcod1522
    katcod1522 Posts: 448 Member
    sent: (to hubby) my parents are going to buffalo wild wings with us tomorrow night.

    rec'd: (from hubby) ok.

    We have no life..lol
  • chelleymarie88
    chelleymarie88 Posts: 775
    Sent: "Hey chicken Fu**er*

    Received: "Love you"
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    "I love the sounds you make when you *kitten* me."
  • yummy♥
    yummy♥ Posts: 612 Member
    received just seconds ago :

    "First Gandhi, now Jesus. I see a theme in your role play fantasy."
  • mmmichelle8486
    mmmichelle8486 Posts: 269 Member
    Sent:
    Dear Bobby, I love you but if you do not put this Christmas tree away TONIGHT, I am going to make you eat it.

    Received:
    Sweet! Sounds like it would have plenty of fiber.
  • angied80
    angied80 Posts: 713 Member
    Honey will you please stop and get dog food.. Dexie(our American bullador) had alaskan chum this morning, breakfast of champions.. We cannot let him get used to that. . I hope he doesnt have diarehhea while we are at work... my new shoes are in the living room... crap..
  • ajbeans
    ajbeans Posts: 2,857 Member
    My last text I sent was: "You were right. I figured the box would be bigger. You know Amazon and their overboxing."

    It was in response to a conversation my husband and I were having about a package he'd received. He told me it was the complete series of Farscape, and I didn't believe him because of the size of the box. Usually Amazon uses boxes that are much too large for the product, and this one fit perfectly.
  • JayAlexander
    JayAlexander Posts: 268 Member
    Sent to my boyfriend at 4:47am: Please turn down the repeating yelling.
    I don't know if it was a video game or he was watching porn, but I woke up to a woman yelling over and over and over and over.....
  • Redness82
    Redness82 Posts: 134 Member
    Sent: I love you tots and tots!

    Corny.. I know!
  • DaniellePF
    DaniellePF Posts: 308 Member
    Sent: Hey I finally got that check I was waiting for. Woot!

    Received from Husband: What does woot mean? :laugh:
  • devenwarvel
    devenwarvel Posts: 26 Member
    To Hubs: We'll have so much more room in our bedroom for activities! It's makin my head spin!!
    Reply: Rumpus time is over.

    (In reference to Step Brothers)
  • Munque
    Munque Posts: 123
    My mom: I though Oreo was male
    Me: Nope, she's xzayden's b!$*h

    Apparently my yorkie is in heat and she didn't want my neighbors chihuahua's to knock her up. Xzayden is my male morkie
  • circulatory
    circulatory Posts: 15 Member
    Received: Omg. i would totally be high right now if I was at your job

    Sent: dis moi quand t es libre tu me manqqq
    (tell me when you're free I miss youuu)
  • I_give_it_2_u_str8
    I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
    received: "*kitten* you don't hear guys say to girls is funny"

    sent: "*kitten* arab dads say"
  • springermad
    springermad Posts: 242
    Me: I have been accepted for a credit card

    Mum: oh dear this is not good
  • Shanna_Inc86
    Shanna_Inc86 Posts: 781 Member
    Rec'd from Mom: Chloe & I want vanilla ice cream so we can make shakes tonight...otherwise we're going with you to the bar!!! :)

    :laugh:
  • RockChick1984
    RockChick1984 Posts: 239
    received...Mornin x

    Reply.,.. no, am sleepin... *kitten* off

    lmao.. hate bein woken up :(
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Last text to my friend was "you should see my neighbor he is HOT I wonder if he will walk in front of the window naked"
    This sounds just like my friend HairDynasty!
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Received: And its official. Im O L D! I just had to trim my ears. That means youre old too.
    Sent: hahahaha Shut your face gramps.
  • TammyLynne71
    TammyLynne71 Posts: 184 Member
    took my 18 year old college freshmen who lives in the dorm shopping this afternoon. I stayed in the car while he went in. got this text from him:
    Zack: Sorry it is taking too long. I can't find where the rubbers are.
    Me: try the aisle that has the monthly women products.
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Me: Thank you again for subbing Thursday!!!

    S.N. You're Welcome


    How boring is that?!?!?! The one before was much more interesting :laugh:
  • AlmstHvn
    AlmstHvn Posts: 376 Member
    My bro: "Walking pneumonia sucks.,"
    Me: "at least you don't have the boogie-woogie flu"
  • Myndi73
    Myndi73 Posts: 270
    Sent: The ladies are swooning over that boy.
    Received: LOL Im at the bar, hurry up. :)
  • NinjaMonkey201
    NinjaMonkey201 Posts: 123
    Unknown: "How were the taco's?"
    Me: "Sorry, you've got the wrong number."
    Unknown: "Just tell me how the taco's were."
    Me: "You've got the wrong number."
    Unknown: "Come on ??? (can't remember the name), telling me how the F*** taco's were!"
    Me: "YOU HAVE THE WRONG F*** NUMBER DUMBA$$."
    Unknown: "Well, I hope they were good."


    I got a new phone number years ago, and I had literally just walked out of the phone store when I got a phone call from some woman screaming at me wanting to know where her man was. I kept trying to tell her I just got the new number, but she just kept screaming at me about her man. I hung laughing my butt off. :-P
  • arnoswife
    arnoswife Posts: 228 Member
    sent: How are you gonna punish me baby?

    still waiting for my response!
  • katya73
    katya73 Posts: 464
    Sent : Enjoy your trip with your girlfriend ! Behave , Don't drink too much and stay safe !
    Reply : thx mum... Wuv you

    Awwww :))
  • lyssamichelle
    lyssamichelle Posts: 1,307 Member
    Friend: Whats it about?
    Me: .. Uh, British people. O.O
  • toabetterlifestyle
    toabetterlifestyle Posts: 230
    my mom saying "Fo get it." "What ev. I am watching dog bounty"
    hahaha she saw this thing on tv talking about one of those free toilet paper cover things and wanted me to order one, and i said the shipping was 4 bucks, more than buying one at the store lol. basically said forget it, leave me alone i am watching tv lol!

    idk which one came first, but my boyfriend said im glad you're doing better babe. all a's and a b is much bettter than not doing any school work and getting f's. lol
  • GlimmerKing
    GlimmerKing Posts: 10
    Friend: Expresso kid... no there is an exspensive coffee that a cat eats then poops and it makes awesome coffee
    Me: Ummmmmm........ Ok then O.o
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