Last Text you sent/received
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sent: (to hubby) my parents are going to buffalo wild wings with us tomorrow night.
rec'd: (from hubby) ok.
We have no life..lol0 -
sent: (to hubby) my parents are going to buffalo wild wings with us tomorrow night.
rec'd: (from hubby) ok.
We have no life..lol0 -
Sent: "Hey chicken Fu**er*
Received: "Love you"0 -
"I love the sounds you make when you *kitten* me."0
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received just seconds ago :
"First Gandhi, now Jesus. I see a theme in your role play fantasy."0 -
Sent:
Dear Bobby, I love you but if you do not put this Christmas tree away TONIGHT, I am going to make you eat it.
Received:
Sweet! Sounds like it would have plenty of fiber.0 -
Honey will you please stop and get dog food.. Dexie(our American bullador) had alaskan chum this morning, breakfast of champions.. We cannot let him get used to that. . I hope he doesnt have diarehhea while we are at work... my new shoes are in the living room... crap..0
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My last text I sent was: "You were right. I figured the box would be bigger. You know Amazon and their overboxing."
It was in response to a conversation my husband and I were having about a package he'd received. He told me it was the complete series of Farscape, and I didn't believe him because of the size of the box. Usually Amazon uses boxes that are much too large for the product, and this one fit perfectly.0 -
Sent to my boyfriend at 4:47am: Please turn down the repeating yelling.
I don't know if it was a video game or he was watching porn, but I woke up to a woman yelling over and over and over and over.....0 -
Sent: I love you tots and tots!
Corny.. I know!0 -
Sent: Hey I finally got that check I was waiting for. Woot!
Received from Husband: What does woot mean? :laugh:0 -
To Hubs: We'll have so much more room in our bedroom for activities! It's makin my head spin!!
Reply: Rumpus time is over.
(In reference to Step Brothers)0 -
My mom: I though Oreo was male
Me: Nope, she's xzayden's b!$*h
Apparently my yorkie is in heat and she didn't want my neighbors chihuahua's to knock her up. Xzayden is my male morkie0 -
Received: Omg. i would totally be high right now if I was at your job
Sent: dis moi quand t es libre tu me manqqq
(tell me when you're free I miss youuu)0 -
received: "*kitten* you don't hear guys say to girls is funny"
sent: "*kitten* arab dads say"0 -
Me: I have been accepted for a credit card
Mum: oh dear this is not good0 -
Rec'd from Mom: Chloe & I want vanilla ice cream so we can make shakes tonight...otherwise we're going with you to the bar!!!
:laugh:0 -
received...Mornin x
Reply.,.. no, am sleepin... *kitten* off
lmao.. hate bein woken up0 -
Last text to my friend was "you should see my neighbor he is HOT I wonder if he will walk in front of the window naked"0
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Received: And its official. Im O L D! I just had to trim my ears. That means youre old too.
Sent: hahahaha Shut your face gramps.0 -
took my 18 year old college freshmen who lives in the dorm shopping this afternoon. I stayed in the car while he went in. got this text from him:
Zack: Sorry it is taking too long. I can't find where the rubbers are.
Me: try the aisle that has the monthly women products.0 -
Me: Thank you again for subbing Thursday!!!
S.N. You're Welcome
How boring is that?!?!?! The one before was much more interesting :laugh:0 -
My bro: "Walking pneumonia sucks.,"
Me: "at least you don't have the boogie-woogie flu"0 -
Sent: The ladies are swooning over that boy.
Received: LOL Im at the bar, hurry up.0 -
Unknown: "How were the taco's?"
Me: "Sorry, you've got the wrong number."
Unknown: "Just tell me how the taco's were."
Me: "You've got the wrong number."
Unknown: "Come on ??? (can't remember the name), telling me how the F*** taco's were!"
Me: "YOU HAVE THE WRONG F*** NUMBER DUMBA$$."
Unknown: "Well, I hope they were good."
I got a new phone number years ago, and I had literally just walked out of the phone store when I got a phone call from some woman screaming at me wanting to know where her man was. I kept trying to tell her I just got the new number, but she just kept screaming at me about her man. I hung laughing my butt off. :-P0 -
sent: How are you gonna punish me baby?
still waiting for my response!0 -
Sent : Enjoy your trip with your girlfriend ! Behave , Don't drink too much and stay safe !
Reply : thx mum... Wuv you
Awwww )0 -
Friend: Whats it about?
Me: .. Uh, British people. O.O0 -
my mom saying "Fo get it." "What ev. I am watching dog bounty"
hahaha she saw this thing on tv talking about one of those free toilet paper cover things and wanted me to order one, and i said the shipping was 4 bucks, more than buying one at the store lol. basically said forget it, leave me alone i am watching tv lol!
idk which one came first, but my boyfriend said im glad you're doing better babe. all a's and a b is much bettter than not doing any school work and getting f's. lol0 -
Friend: Expresso kid... no there is an exspensive coffee that a cat eats then poops and it makes awesome coffee
Me: Ummmmmm........ Ok then O.o0
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