what exactly did Dave198lbs do

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  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    Ah, my child - you are perhaps too young for Green Acres? Never saw Ralph and her brother, Ralph the painters? Always working on the Douglas' home, but never getting anything done? Come to think of it, Ralph (not her brother Ralph) always made her entrance through the closet. Coming out of the closet, as it were. Perhaps a double entrendre that I didn't appreciate as a child. In any event, Green Acres was American television at its finest. Still, it is bound to be on cable somewhere. You do your homework and then you may come back to speak to us about Green Acres.

    On the Dave front. I am sorry to hear he is ailing. Does this put a crimp in the financial empire you were building?

    Well, I'm hoping I will be forgiven because I'm Canadian. :ohwell:

    As for Dave, he must have gotten some kind of stomach bug due to the rats. :grumble:
    It will totally screw up our plans of fortune....I must think.....sCo_hmmthink.gif
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    y_thinking.gif Is izzzz con fuse d :smokin:

    See what happens when you take a break from MFP and actually WORK for your check :grumble: You miss all the fun :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • stillkristi
    stillkristi Posts: 1,135 Member
    By all means, I had no idea you were Canadian. If you would like, I will tell you the wonderful, true story of Green Acres. Sit down. Get comfortable. Don't nod off. I shall be very put out if you nod off!:mad:

    But seriously, and perhaps even more importantly, (though it is difficult to imagine anything more important than you knowing about Green Acres) the Captive Dave Route to Finaicial Freedom must not be lost. So, think hard my friend!
  • stillkristi
    stillkristi Posts: 1,135 Member
    So, Green Acres starts out like this, "Come listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed. A poor mountaineeer, barely kept his family fed...."

    No, wait, thats the Beverly Hillbillies. Another icon of American Television. Too bad Dave isn't here, he so gets all this stuff.

    :ohwell:
  • stillkristi
    stillkristi Posts: 1,135 Member
    Kellch, you're not from Canada, too are you?
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Kellch, you're not from Canada, too are you?

    :angry:

    No......just blonde :bigsmile: :embarassed: :tongue:
  • stillkristi
    stillkristi Posts: 1,135 Member
    I was blonde until I started to go gray, then I decided red suited me better. In fact, Marlo posted a pic of me earlier in this thread. Here it is
    3950_0016.jpg
    I just adore a penthouse view-- dahling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue.
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    I was blonde until I started to go gray, then I decided red suited me better. In fact, Marlo posted a pic of me earlier in this thread. Here it is
    3950_0016.jpg
    I just adore a penthouse view-- dahling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue.

    I cant see the pictures here at work :frown:

    Our internet at work has a lot of filters....most things are blocked but for some reason MFP isn't :drinker: Just can't see the pics:sad: :sad: :sad:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    I can see some but not photobucket :grumble:


    stooooopid work :explode:
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
    I :heart: the Clampett's
  • heather0mc
    heather0mc Posts: 4,656 Member
    wow - i cant believe i just read all this! :noway: my head is now spinning...lol!
  • nitag
    nitag Posts: 706 Member
    I just read all of this and this was some funny stuff... I couldn't stop smiling...

    Love it love it love it..
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
    wow - i cant believe i just read all this! :noway: my head is now spinning...lol!

    Hurts, doesn't it?:laugh: You mean this thread didn't make you randomly start typing a theme song?:bigsmile:
  • nitag
    nitag Posts: 706 Member
    So, Green Acres starts out like this, "Come listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed. A poor mountaineeer, barely kept his family fed...."

    No, wait, thats the Beverly Hillbillies. Another icon of American Television. Too bad Dave isn't here, he so gets all this stuff.

    :ohwell:

    Kristi Here you are.. What are you doing over here?? You are too funny... Love ya girl....
  • stillkristi
    stillkristi Posts: 1,135 Member
    Hi, Nita, I was here this morning, then I had to actually do some work, and now I am back. Kellch, its too bad, really that you can't see the pics. the one of me is a stricking one, and quite uncanny in that some people tell me it is like one of the Gabor sisters!

    Thanks for posting it, Marla!
  • stillkristi
    stillkristi Posts: 1,135 Member
    I :heart: the Clampett's

    I particularly like Jethro, the educated one. I've always been attracted to intellectual men.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Is Dave a Clampett?????

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,453 Member
    Hi, Nita, I was here this morning, then I had to actually do some work, and now I am back. Kellch, its too bad, really that you can't see the pics. the one of me is a stricking one, and quite uncanny in that some people tell me it is like one of the Gabor sisters!

    Thanks for posting it, Marla!

    Kristi,

    First it was "perseverating" :grumble: then "vellicate" :angry:

    Now what in the H-e-double-hockey-sticks is "stricking" ?? :devil: :tongue:
  • stillkristi
    stillkristi Posts: 1,135 Member
    Is Dave a Clampett?????

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I believe you have solved the mystery of Dave! Amazing! smiley-bow.gif (insert WO)

    CM - hoops, stricking is actually a mis spelled word. strike it :laugh:

    In my world, I am quite funny!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    He's still in mahh belly though!! :devil:
  • stillkristi
    stillkristi Posts: 1,135 Member
    You've got a Clampett in your belly!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    You've got a Clampett in your belly!
    Wow, that's a way to look at it differently all of a sudden!!! :huh:


    :laugh:
  • stillkristi
    stillkristi Posts: 1,135 Member
    Beverly_Hillbillies_The11.jpg

    Yeah. Lets not be giving your baby bump any Clampett Complexes.
  • johnblake
    johnblake Posts: 661
    lets hope it's Elly May Clampett and not Jethro Bodine.
  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
    lets hope it's Elly May Clampett and not Jethro Bodine.

    I don't know... Most babies look kind of like Granny when they are born... small and wrinkly! :laugh: :laugh:
  • lynniejones
    lynniejones Posts: 1,291 Member
    This thread makes my head spin. How many calories does that burn?

    Why is Tam eating everyone?

    How much did Dave cost before he was free? I'm frugal and like to see my savings.


    I've seen that ugly dog before, it has no teeth and some neurological thing makes it tongue flop out.
    (And I thought i had an ugly dog)

    I think this thread should be in the "does that make me crazy" thread.
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    This thread makes my head spin. How many calories does that burn?

    Why is Tam eating everyone?

    How much did Dave cost before he was free? I'm frugal and like to see my savings.


    I've seen that ugly dog before, it has no teeth and some neurological thing makes it tongue flop out.
    (And I thought i had an ugly dog)

    I think this thread should be in the "does that make me crazy" thread.

    :laugh: :laugh:

    signed,

    Lynnie who just doesnt understand:laugh: :laugh:
  • lynniejones
    lynniejones Posts: 1,291 Member
    This thread makes my head spin. How many calories does that burn?

    Why is Tam eating everyone?

    How much did Dave cost before he was free? I'm frugal and like to see my savings.


    I've seen that ugly dog before, it has no teeth and some neurological thing makes it tongue flop out.
    (And I thought i had an ugly dog)

    I think this thread should be in the "does that make me crazy" thread.

    :laugh: :laugh:

    signed,

    Lynnie who just doesnt understand:laugh: :laugh:

    This thread is so crazy even my response about it being crazy was crazy. Crazy man!
    Lynnie
    Who doesn't think she is crazy and still wonders how everyone got in Tam's belly.
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
    Tam's belly is a hummus lovers' paradise!! That's why they all go there...:bigsmile:
  • johnblake
    johnblake Posts: 661
    Tam's belly is a hummus lovers' paradise!! That's why they all go there...:bigsmile:

    Tam there are lovers in your belly???????????
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