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If I eat canned salmon without the salmon

Posts: 954 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Does it still count toward my protein goal? Also, would this count toward my water count?

Or do I need to eat a live fish?

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  • Posts: 572 Member
    If what I read earlier is correct, so long as you blend it with a cup of coffee, you're good.

    mmmm, coffeefish
  • Posts: 490 Member
    I think you are hungry, your snark is out of the box! Making me laugh, always a good thing:laugh:
  • Posts: 954 Member
    If what I read earlier is correct, so long as you blend it with a cup of coffee, you're good.

    mmmm, coffeefish

    I think that might be too many calories. I don't want to end up going up to 95 lbs here!!!!!
  • Posts: 572 Member
    coffee is a diuretic - so you'll lose weight!

    magic!
  • Posts: 954 Member
    Orly??? I heard chocolate was both a diuretic and a weight loss aid. Should I stop after 2lbs of chocolate a day??
  • Chocolate and fish? Sorry I just threw up

    Is throwing up negative calories?
  • Chocolate and fish? Sorry I just threw up

    Is throwing up negative calories?

    WIN
  • Posts: 4,140 Member
    Chocolate and fish? Sorry I just threw up

    Is throwing up negative calories?

    Only if you weigh it after you've removed the water. Sorry, you took me there. ;-)
  • Posts: 248 Member
    Chocolate and fish? Sorry I just threw up

    Is throwing up negative calories?

    am i the only one who thought of ben and jerry's Phish food ice cream after reading this?
  • Posts: 954 Member

    am i the only one who thought of ben and jerry's Phish food ice cream?

    They have this???
  • Posts: 248 Member

    They have this???

    They do in the UK its epic yummyness

    ben--jerrys-phish-food-58197.jpg?1178174401
  • Posts: 296
    If you eat canned salmon without the salmon, doesn't that mean you just eat the can?
  • Posts: 572 Member
    you fill the can with coffee, then its water
  • Posts: 1,400 Member
    They do in the UK its epic yummyness
    ben--jerrys-phish-food-58197.jpg?1178174401
    Haven't had phish food in yonks! Cherry Garcia is also yummy!

    But I grew up with Nardini's ice cream so am really fussy about my ice cream. :tongue:
  • Posts: 285 Member
    Are you a cat?
    My cat likes a bowl of water with tuna in it.
  • Posts: 10
    mmmmm...phish food
  • Posts: 2,684 Member
    Does it still count toward my protein goal? Also, would this count toward my water count?

    Or do I need to eat a live fish?

    This post made about as much sense as..

    alienpred2-2.jpg

    Granted part of me just wanted to post that awesome image. You jelly?
  • Posts: 825 Member
    If I squeeze some lemon on my salmon can.... is it still a salmon can? Yes! I mean :noway: so confuzzled :huh:
  • Posts: 1,340 Member
    chocolate will make you poop, and that can will hurt on the way out...... unless you are a goat. Are you a goat? because if you are, it should be fine...... throw some thistles in with it to get your fiber though.
  • Posts: 2,920 Member
    If you eat canned salmon without the salmon, doesn't that mean you just eat the can?

    I don't think the can would count as protein...

  • This post made about as much sense as..

    alienpred2-2.jpg

    Granted part of me just wanted to post that awesome image. You jelly?

    Omg He's so hott....how do you think he weighs??
  • Posts: 2,684 Member

    Omg He's so hott....how do you think he weighs??

    He is sad because on his planet they don't have a lot of meats, just mainly veggies and alcohol. He's addicted to smoking because he has a bad habit of eating a couple people as a late night snack.
  • Posts: 164 Member

    I don't think the can would count as protein...

    No, it does as mineral...and you should take off the label (including glue) for your diet
  • Posts: 228 Member
    Exactly what I was thinking!!! I'm so confused!
    If you eat canned salmon without the salmon, doesn't that mean you just eat the can?
  • Posts: 420 Member
    Does it still count toward my protein goal? Also, would this count toward my water count?

    Or do I need to eat a live fish?

    Yes it does count toward your water count because you'll need alot of saliva to get the can down. However, I don't recommend you going near any magnets any time soon or at least until your daily visit to the bathroom.
  • Posts: 954 Member
    You guise R awesome. Now can you tell me how to stop forgetting to eat? Do I set like a timer or something? Also, is 600 cals/day too much???
  • Posts: 2,684 Member
    You guise R awesome. Now can you tell me how to stop forgetting to eat? Do I set like a timer or something? Also, is 600 cals/day too much???

    If you are forgetting to eat you should have an iv hooked up at all times. Then you don't ever have to remember.

  • He is sad because on his planet they don't have a lot of meats, just mainly veggies and alcohol. He's addicted to smoking because he has a bad habit of eating a couple people as a late night snack.

    Does that mean he has no idea that he is missing out on the greatness that is canned salmon without the salmon?
  • Posts: 420 Member
    You guise R awesome. Now can you tell me how to stop forgetting to eat? Do I set like a timer or something? Also, is 600 cals/day too much???

    It's really simple, you eat when you're cat, dog or fish, tells you to eat, because everyone knows these animals are good at telling time. I think 600 is really too much, I wouldn't go a half a calorie over 500 myself. Also, you have to make sure that you have banana's with every meal. They have the best vitamin Z in case you didn't know it.
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