If I eat canned salmon without the salmon
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If i eat canned salmon without a fork, does this make me an animal?
Only if the salmon is leaping up a waterfall.0 -
Bahaha I'm laughing my butt off and I haven't even finished reading this crazy thread!0
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YOU CAN EAT THE SALMON!!!
Take the salmon out of the tin and drain the juice (set this aside for your water allowance)
Take the salmon (in a suitable container) to your nearest restaraunt
Find someone who has finshed their meal but who's plate is still on the table
Open the container and put your salmon on their plate.
The calories fat etc in the salmon wil now count as part of their daily allowance as it is on their plate not yours
You can now eat the salmon from their plate and it will count as negative calories and therefore you can log it as excercise.
Job done, oh and if you take your own fork you can log it as weight training.
Good luck
Oh wow this is AAMMMAAAAZZZING advice!!! Now I can double my negative calories right?0 -
Ok about exercise, is it true that I can burn 1200 calories in 15 mins doing finger aerobics?
Yes it is, you can purchase weights to put on your fingers and this will double the intensity of your work out.0 -
What you have to do is buy one of those weight loss rings and a belly burner weight loss belt first. Then when you eat the canned salmon without the salmon, you actually lose it immediately! Plus if you eat the banana right afterwards it will load your body with the Vitamin Z and that blocks all calories from entering the body. :bigsmile:0
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Ok about exercise, is it true that I can burn 1200 calories in 15 mins doing finger aerobics?
Yes it is, you can purchase weights to put on your fingers and this will double the intensity of your work out.
No sorry, weights are right out. Like the previous poster said, I don't want to bulk up and look like a man.0 -
GREAT! Just bought a set of finger weights to double the calorie burn... should I add more weight or do these look they will burn approximately 2400 calories/15 minutes? http://www.promedxpress.com/products/finger-weights-5pc/?sourcecode=PGOOPF&gclid=CJmd27S7660CFQ2R7QodPBJG7A0
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YOU CAN EAT THE SALMON!!!
Take the salmon out of the tin and drain the juice (set this aside for your water allowance)
Take the salmon (in a suitable container) to your nearest restaraunt
Find someone who has finshed their meal but who's plate is still on the table
Open the container and put your salmon on their plate.
The calories fat etc in the salmon wil now count as part of their daily allowance as it is on their plate not yours
You can now eat the salmon from their plate and it will count as negative calories and therefore you can log it as excercise.
Job done, oh and if you take your own fork you can log it as weight training.
Good luck
Oh wow this is AAMMMAAAAZZZING advice!!! Now I can double my negative calories right?
Yes. . I can lose a good 3 quarks a week using this method.0 -
YOU CAN EAT THE SALMON!!!
Take the salmon out of the tin and drain the juice (set this aside for your water allowance)
Take the salmon (in a suitable container) to your nearest restaraunt
Find someone who has finshed their meal but who's plate is still on the table
Open the container and put your salmon on their plate.
The calories fat etc in the salmon wil now count as part of their daily allowance as it is on their plate not yours
You can now eat the salmon from their plate and it will count as negative calories and therefore you can log it as excercise.
Job done, oh and if you take your own fork you can log it as weight training.
Good luck
Oh wow this is AAMMMAAAAZZZING advice!!! Now I can double my negative calories right?
Yes. . I can lose a good 3 quarks a week using this method.
Ok you lost me with that big sciency werd "quarks".0 -
If you put it on your toes you can bouble the burn.Ok about exercise, is it true that I can burn 1200 calories in 15 mins doing finger aerobics?
Yes it is, you can purchase weights to put on your fingers and this will double the intensity of your work out.0 -
If I eat the label off the canned slamon with out the salmon, does it count as fiber? or will this "bulk me up" as I do not want to look like a dude!0
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If I eat the label off the canned slamon with out the salmon, does it count as fiber? or will this "bulk me up" as I do not want to look like a dude!
DO NOT eat the label. Did you see how many calories are listed on that thing??0 -
Ok about exercise, is it true that I can burn 1200 calories in 15 mins doing finger aerobics?
I thought I'd try C25K or 30DS. Has anybody tried it? I heard that you can lose 60 pounds doing 30DS for a week!!!!!0 -
OMG people, I am laughing so flipping hard right now, I actually snorted and slapped my desk a couple times! (alright, great calorie burn!!) Thank you for one of the funniest threads ever. I have to stop laughing now, my abs might have accidentally crunched and now I will have to eat those exercise calories - but fortunately I fed the cat Friskies Salmon this morning, i think the can is around here somewhere.... :laugh:0
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YOU CAN EAT THE SALMON!!!
Take the salmon out of the tin and drain the juice (set this aside for your water allowance)
Take the salmon (in a suitable container) to your nearest restaraunt
Find someone who has finshed their meal but who's plate is still on the table
Open the container and put your salmon on their plate.
The calories fat etc in the salmon wil now count as part of their daily allowance as it is on their plate not yours
You can now eat the salmon from their plate and it will count as negative calories and therefore you can log it as excercise.
Job done, oh and if you take your own fork you can log it as weight training.
Good luck
Oh wow this is AAMMMAAAAZZZING advice!!! Now I can double my negative calories right?
Yes. . I can lose a good 3 quarks a week using this method.
Ok you lost me with that big sciency werd "quarks".
A quark is almost as big as an atom so you can see I am going to be at goal in around 2 light years LOL0 -
If I eat the label off the canned slamon with out the salmon, does it count as fiber? or will this "bulk me up" as I do not want to look like a dude!
ROFL wish I had thought of this one :flowerforyou:0 -
Question if you share your can with another MFP'er does it count as double negative 0 calories? If so... wanna share?:happy:0
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You know, I'm seeing a lot of negativity and mean comments on this thread... people thinking this is a joke, that these couldn't really be real weight loss methods.... JEEZE, laughing at someone's attempt to be healthy is NOT NICE.
Just because YOU don't like pregnant women pee or Crossfit or eating canned salmon without the salmon does NOT mean it's not a legitimate way for some people to loose weight. Everyone is different!
This is supposed to be a community, like, where people are nice to each other. Just like the rest of the internet. You need to respect the OPs health choices, not laugh at them.0 -
If you eat the can, can you skip your iron supplement?
JM0 -
You know, I'm seeing a lot of negativity and mean comments on this thread... people thinking this is a joke, that these couldn't really be real weight loss methods.... JEEZE, laughing at someone's attempt to be healthy is NOT NICE.
Just because YOU don't like pregnant women pee or Crossfit or eating canned salmon without the salmon does NOT mean it's not a legitimate way for some people to loose weight. Everyone is different!
This is supposed to be a community, like, where people are nice to each other. Just like the rest of the internet. You need to respect the OPs health choices, not laugh at them.
Thank you for being the FIRST person to point this out. Now, is it lose or loose?0 -
You know, I'm seeing a lot of negativity and mean comments on this thread... people thinking this is a joke, that these couldn't really be real weight loss methods.... JEEZE, laughing at someone's attempt to be healthy is NOT NICE.
Just because YOU don't like pregnant women pee or Crossfit or eating canned salmon without the salmon does NOT mean it's not a legitimate way for some people to loose weight. Everyone is different!
This is supposed to be a community, like, where people are nice to each other. Just like the rest of the internet. You need to respect the OPs health choices, not laugh at them.
Thank you for being the FIRST person to point this out. Now, is it lose or loose?
It's loose...one more keystroke = more calories burned!0 -
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You know, I'm seeing a lot of negativity and mean comments on this thread... people thinking this is a joke, that these couldn't really be real weight loss methods.... JEEZE, laughing at someone's attempt to be healthy is NOT NICE.
Just because YOU don't like pregnant women pee or Crossfit or eating canned salmon without the salmon does NOT mean it's not a legitimate way for some people to loose weight. Everyone is different!
This is supposed to be a community, like, where people are nice to each other. Just like the rest of the internet. You need to respect the OPs health choices, not laugh at them.
Well good thing I've been mashing the keyboard with these now bloody stumps all morning!!! Does this mean I can skip the gym now?
Thank you for being the FIRST person to point this out. Now, is it lose or loose?
It's loose...one more keystroke = more calories burned!
This is why I have been mashing the keyboard all morning with my now bloody stumps. Does this mean I can skip the gym?0 -
Ok about exercise, is it true that I can burn 1200 calories in 15 mins doing finger aerobics?
Yes, but only if all 8 fingers and BOTH thumbs are included. I hate reading on here how people are doing like one or two fingers, or all fingers but no thumbs, and think they're getting a decent burn. Newbs.0 -
THANK you. People on here always misspell "loose" and try to spell it "lose". One of my biggest pet pieves.0
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THANK you. People on here always misspell "loose" and try to spell it "lose". One of my biggest pet pieves.
Only REAL WOMEN say "loose" instead of "lose." I think it's because men prefer a LOOSE WOMAN.0 -
It's loose...one more keystroke = more calories burned!
nO nO nO
It's lOOse
WOrk that shift key, peOple!0 -
Funniest MFP thread ever. You people are all awesome. Based on all of the advice I've read on this thread I will be raiding recycle bins instead of wasting my time and money at the grocery store.0
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I have no idea.0
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