MFP Haiku, because it isn't a proper forum without one...

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  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
    Losing weight feels great
    whether from dedication
    or from a BM.
  • vinylscratch
    vinylscratch Posts: 218 Member
    Water in coffee?
    No dumba**. It doesn't count.
    Water is water
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    I only drink wine
    'cause it's a diuretic
    Monday weigh-in win!
  • pinkyslippers
    pinkyslippers Posts: 188 Member
    What do we have here?
    Another forum fall-out
    Meh. Same old, same old.

    At least we can't fall out over haiku! (....or can we??) :tongue:
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    So many newbies
    want to see how many will
    still be here come June.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    What do we have here?
    Another forum fall-out
    Meh. Same old, same old.

    At least we can't fall out over haiku! (....or can we??) :tongue:

    It is the MFP forums, give it time :tongue:
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    least 8 cups I drink
    go potty more than I count
    My pee is clearish

    :) yay!
  • trijoe
    trijoe Posts: 729 Member
    Bike ride in the morn
    Evening hard run, so worn out
    Funny, what is fun.
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    Don't know how to log
    my custom exercises
    Polar FT4
  • Chagama
    Chagama Posts: 543 Member
    Working hard each day
    Just need to focus, focus
    Success will follow
  • eml48341
    eml48341 Posts: 88 Member
    Cottage cheese is good
    Unless it is on my thighs
    Guess I should go run

    This thread makes the English teacher in me very happy :flowerforyou:
  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,063 Member
    I really want cake
    and I'm happy that haiku
    do not need to rhyme.
  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,063 Member
    No room for self hate
    only growth and renewal
    and seeing beauty.
  • lmalaschak
    lmalaschak Posts: 346 Member
    Bad Foods Taste So Good
    Damn You Little Debbie Cakes
    I will miss you so

    Now THAT is funny. Here's mine:

    8 pm has come
    *sigh* this used to be snacktime
    Wanna play pente?
  • yesthistime
    yesthistime Posts: 2,051 Member
    This one is entitled "Questions"

    Is it "loose" or "lose"?
    Eat exercise calories?
    Count carbs, yes or no?

    This one is entitled "Answers"

    It's "lose". Just one "o".
    If you are hungry, eat them.
    Do what works for you.

    :drinker:
  • Ladyslippers
    Ladyslippers Posts: 186 Member
    I love coffee so
    Dunkin Donuts is the best
    Small hot with skim milk
  • Ladyslippers
    Ladyslippers Posts: 186 Member
    This one is entitled "Questions"

    Is it "loose" or "lose"?
    Eat exercise calories?
    Count carbs, yes or no?

    This one is entitled "Answers"

    It's "lose". Just one "o".
    If you are hungry, eat them.
    Do what works for you.

    :drinker:

    LOVE IT!

    Time to take a walk
    Gotta get my sneakers on
    And burn the fat off
  • jmzhale
    jmzhale Posts: 186
    A haiku sandwich
    seven is the meat between
    zero calories
  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
    8 pm has come
    *sigh* this used to be snacktime
    Wanna play pente?
    Doesn't matter when
    one consumes their food, you see.
    So go for it, kid.
  • ahealthy4u
    ahealthy4u Posts: 442 Member
    Count my caliores
    I watch my fat
    and I still go over my count.

    LMAO it has been a while sense I have done one of these
  • jmzhale
    jmzhale Posts: 186
    snog, marry, avoid?
    careful how you answer, dude
    wife may be watching
  • jmzhale
    jmzhale Posts: 186
    bruises on your cheeks
    get a better sportsbra, babe
    D cups pack a punch
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Dog takes over couch.
    No room for me to sit down.
    No excuse. Must work out.
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    Many of these are good
    So where is the like button?
    Oh it's not Facebook
  • hillm12345
    hillm12345 Posts: 313 Member
    Eating lunch at work
    Look at the clock and sigh
    my sandwich is good
  • pinkyslippers
    pinkyslippers Posts: 188 Member
    bruises on your cheeks
    get a better sportsbra, babe
    D cups pack a punch

    *snort* brilliant!
  • jmzhale
    jmzhale Posts: 186
    sex burns calories
    where's my heart rate monitor
    mood killer for sure
  • eml48341
    eml48341 Posts: 88 Member
    bruises on your cheeks
    get a better sportsbra, babe
    D cups pack a punch

    BWAHAHAHA!
  • lmalaschak
    lmalaschak Posts: 346 Member
    8 pm has come
    *sigh* this used to be snacktime
    Wanna play pente?
    Doesn't matter when
    one consumes their food, you see.
    So go for it, kid.

    You don't understand
    How we used to go all out
    With Cheetos and cake!
  • pinkyslippers
    pinkyslippers Posts: 188 Member
    sex burns calories
    where's my heart rate monitor
    mood killer for sure

    :laugh: I crown you King of Haiku!
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