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MFP Haiku, because it isn't a proper forum without one...

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Deep inside of you
    Is the power to achieve
    You are beautiful

    :love:

    Your words make me melt
    Now I have a big problem
    I seem to be moist

    :blushing:
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Prime rib for dinner
    Yorkshire puddings and gravy
    Oh, and a salad.
  • feduh86
    feduh86 Posts: 790 Member
    Thank you!

    I thought this thread would take off...

    Seems like its taking off now! 3...2...1... BLAST OFF! =)
  • DawnDawn2011
    DawnDawn2011 Posts: 92
    Fatness,
    My butt is so big
    How long is the day, when I cannot stray
    And eat a !$#@ twinkie! : )
  • DawnDawn2011
    DawnDawn2011 Posts: 92
    Lift that heavy weight
    As sweat beads down your backside
    Grunt outloud and fart

    A.C.E. Certified Personal Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    OMG you made me laugh!!!
  • opamike1
    opamike1 Posts: 8
    Hard days work finished
    Stress floats away on clouds of joy
    This was the happy place sought
  • Jennical
    Jennical Posts: 219 Member
    Weight loss is easy
    Moderation is the key
    Move your butt around
  • jheath123
    jheath123 Posts: 101
    All the babes with great
    ABS should be so kind to post
    Their bikini pics
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    All the babes with great
    ABS should be so kind to post
    Their bikini pics

    Well, count me out then.
    C-section prevents me. Also,
    Don't own bikini.
  • jheath123
    jheath123 Posts: 101
    Just being silly
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Just being silly

    Y u no Haiku?
    :-P
  • zippo32
    zippo32 Posts: 1,407 Member
    Many fitness friends
    I don’t think I’m collecting
    Requests funny pals
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
    Alas this thread dies,
    I won't look back, wonder why.
    We are at the gym.
  • krystonite
    krystonite Posts: 553 Member
    Haiku is such fun
    But sometimes they don't make sense
    Refrigerator

    Sorry, the geek in me has to point out that this is plagiarized.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I am becoming
    The longing whispered to me
    From deep in my mind.
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