"Best" online dating site messages you've gotten - share!

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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    Never been on an on-line dating site. Got my wife the old fashioned way. Gave her Dad 2 goats and a mule for her.
  • outersy
    outersy Posts: 2
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    Big fat polar bear.......



    It broke the ice. 'facepalm' :noway:
  • hofficoffi
    hofficoffi Posts: 88 Member
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    Ive had some horrific ones!!
    "If I pay you £250 will you tickle me for an hour"
    "If I pay you £1000 will you let me and my friends gangrape you"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that one was horrific!! He was 60 odd!!! Bleurgh!
    "You look like a fat dog" - fab ego boost!
    "Will you fight privately for money?" - amazing, I lol'd like a good un with that one!
    "You are so beautiful ok. I so badly want to kiss you ok. Will you be my girlfriend ok." - he wasn't even foreign..just mental!!!!

    Luckily I had some amazing dates and lots of giggles from dating online so can't slag it off too much, but by god there's some weirdos out there! xxx
  • chelleymarie88
    chelleymarie88 Posts: 775
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    Never been on an on-line dating site. Got my wife the old fashioned way. Gave her Dad 2 goats and a mule for her.

    LMFAO
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,845 Member
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    eharmony-rejection.jpg?w=510&h=250

    ROFLMAO....

    Never been on a dating site as I've been married for more years than online dating sites have been popular...but going to read this entire thread for the laughs!
  • eayal002
    eayal002 Posts: 186
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    Never been on an on-line dating site. Got my wife the old fashioned way. Gave her Dad 2 goats and a mule for her.

    LMFAO!!!
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,845 Member
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    Never been on an on-line dating site. Got my wife the old fashioned way. Gave her Dad 2 goats and a mule for her.

    Lol...I've been married almost long enough for it to have happened that way.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    "Want the moon? Throw me a lasso" bahahaha....this was from a 42-year old attorney who supposedly makes $175k a year, and enjoys "the smell of fresh baked chocolate chip cookies, and tickle fights." hehe. :laugh:

    this is officially the creepiest answer yet.
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
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    I tried online dating for about a month and decided it wasn't for me. My favorite message was the most honest. "I don't want a relationship. Wanna f**k? "
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
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    "Want the moon? Throw me a lasso" bahahaha....this was from a 42-year old attorney who supposedly makes $175k a year, and enjoys "the smell of fresh baked chocolate chip cookies, and tickle fights." hehe. :laugh:

    this is officially the creepiest answer yet.
    but chocolate chip cookie smell good..
  • Gwendalyne
    Gwendalyne Posts: 287 Member
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    eharmony-rejection.jpg?w=510&h=250

    OMG
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    "Want the moon? Throw me a lasso" bahahaha....this was from a 42-year old attorney who supposedly makes $175k a year, and enjoys "the smell of fresh baked chocolate chip cookies, and tickle fights." hehe. :laugh:

    this is officially the creepiest answer yet.
    but chocolate chip cookie smell good..

    and yet, he made them sound kinda rapey.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
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    "Want the moon? Throw me a lasso" bahahaha....this was from a 42-year old attorney who supposedly makes $175k a year, and enjoys "the smell of fresh baked chocolate chip cookies, and tickle fights." hehe. :laugh:

    this is officially the creepiest answer yet.
    but chocolate chip cookie smell good..

    and yet, he made them sound kinda rapey.

    he forgot to mention his smell like unicorn farts. and chloroform. maybe mostly chloroform.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
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    I had a guy write me a huge paragraph, with no punctuation. It was like a 10 minute run-on sentence. He said that he didn't like meeting people from the internet but knew we would be happy once we got to know each other really well.

    This wasn't on a "dating" site but rather a site where I had a profile that listed me as "in a relationship" with someone.
  • getfitdiva
    getfitdiva Posts: 1,148 Member
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    "I want to blow my cheddar in your bum-hole without spending any dough" I believe I have the wording the same.

    This is totally disgustingly funny.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    "Want the moon? Throw me a lasso" bahahaha....this was from a 42-year old attorney who supposedly makes $175k a year, and enjoys "the smell of fresh baked chocolate chip cookies, and tickle fights." hehe. :laugh:

    this is officially the creepiest answer yet.
    but chocolate chip cookie smell good..

    and yet, he made them sound kinda rapey.

    he forgot to mention his smell like unicorn farts. and chloroform. maybe mostly chloroform.

    that's entirely different, i LOVE the smell of chloroform!! it smells like sleep and shame.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    I had a guy write me a huge paragraph, with no punctuation. It was like a 10 minute run-on sentence. He said that he didn't like meeting people from the internet but knew we would be happy once we got to know each other really well.

    This wasn't on a "dating" site but rather a site where I had a profile that listed me as "in a relationship" with someone.
    thattstoally creepy you must attract a certain type of guy but i can see why he was so atrractedto you you are akeeper think its just your looks or your sexy attitude cuzi can seeboth sides of thatcoin forsure
  • PeekABooGirl
    PeekABooGirl Posts: 218 Member
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    OMG You all are totally making me NOT want to join an online dating site! I was contemplating doing that soon and....hmm...maybe NOT!!!
  • flea2449
    flea2449 Posts: 500 Member
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    eharmony-rejection.jpg?w=510&h=250

    I <3 it!!!!!!!
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
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    OMG You all are totally making me NOT want to join an online dating site! I was contemplating doing that soon and....hmm...maybe NOT!!!

    this guy says you should totally join, right now. he will be waiting

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