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    OMG!!!! This is vitally important!!!

    Posts: 954 Member
    edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
    So this morning I get up and look in the mirror and would you believe it I can only count all my ribs on one side of my body. One side!!!!! Can you tell me how I can spot reduce the fat on the other side for this afternoon?? It's really warm out today (-19C) and I need to be able to wear my bikini for the pool party this afternoon.

    This is a crisis, please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      Also, LOOK AT ME!!!!! I am in need of ATTENTION!!!! THE ONLY WAY TO GET THIS IS WITH EXCESSIVE EXCLAMATION MARKS AND INAPPROPRIATE CAPITALIZATION!!!!!!11111ONE!!!11111
    • Posts: 1,079 Member
      Hang on, I need to check the phase of the moon first.
    • Posts: 1,628 Member
      well...if you do 3000 crunches by this afternoon in a 100degree room...and spit a lot, you just might get there
    • Posts: 1,831 Member
      I'm sOrry, but I dOn't really knOw hOw tO help yOu :( i dOn't think yOu can spOt reduce...
    • Posts: 6,033 Member
      Funny.
    • Posts: 9,307 Member
      I hear pregnant pee works miracles.
    • Posts: 233
      never mind
    • Posts: 465 Member
      So this morning I get up and look in the mirror and would you believe it I can only count all my ribs on one side of my body. One side!!!!! Can you tell me how I can spot reduce the fat on the other side for this afternoon?? It's really warm out today (-19C) and I need to be able to wear my bikini for the pool party this afternoon.

      This is a crisis, please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Go bowling and bowl with your non dominant side or pretend to with weight all day and it should eventually fix the problem.
    • Posts: 27 Member
      You can try to go get a body wrap if you really think it matters.....
    • Posts: 4,500 Member
      I suggest you stop smoking crack.
    • Posts: 296 Member
      I just sprayed coffee EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!
    • Posts: 954 Member
      I suggest you stop smoking crack.

      You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini
    • Posts: 662 Member
      You should see if Groupon has a liposuction coupon and invite some friends for a lipo party!!!
    • Posts: 946 Member
      So this morning I get up and look in the mirror and would you believe it I can only count all my ribs on one side of my body. One side!!!!! Can you tell me how I can spot reduce the fat on the other side for this afternoon?? It's really warm out today (-19C) and I need to be able to wear my bikini for the pool party this afternoon.

      This is a crisis, please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      I hate to break this to you, but I'm pretty sure you were only born with ribs on one side of your body. Have a nice day :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 1,669 Member
      lol
    • Posts: 1,877 Member
      BadgerBager1 - your name makes me thing of that video I saw that goes "Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom"

      JM
    • Posts: 95 Member
      Maybe side planksrepeatedly during the day? Good luck.
    • Posts: 4,500 Member
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      You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini

      You should see me on any given Sunday...
    • Posts: 135
      ROTFLMBO!!!! Get a new mirror!!!!! Yours is obviously broken!
    • Posts: 954 Member
      BadgerBager1 - your name makes me thing of that video I saw that goes "Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom"

      JM

      Will you please focus??? I need all hands on deck here.
    • Posts: 16,414 Member
      If you post a thread about how it's "lose" not "loose" and then a thread about how wrong anyone is who doesn't want to have a muscular, body-builder type physique, that fat will disappear.
    • Posts: 382 Member
      LOL!
    • Posts: 546 Member
      I suggest you stop smoking crack.

      lol
    • Posts: 424 Member
      OMG! I JUST LOL'd!!!!!!!!!!!

      Seriously, though, I've noticed my ribs are more pronounced on one side of my body when it's "that time of the month." No matter what I do, no matter how many left-sided crunches and left-sided planks I do, the left ribs just DISAPPEAR during that time!! I've been thinking about starting a grapefruit diet, because I've heard that grapefruit makes your hair shinier and I'm thinking it will also suck in the fat around my ribs. You know, because shiny hair= fat deposits on hair, and that fat had to come from somewhere, right?

      Whew, I think I had too much caffeine this AM! Thanks for the laugh.
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      You should see me on any given Sunday...

      You were in that movie? >:O
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      I suggest you stop smoking crack.

      Where is the LIKE button?!
    • Posts: 3,434 Member
      I suggest you stop smoking crack.
    • Posts: 954 Member
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      You were in that movie? >:O

      The one with the guy dressed in a bear suit?
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      You must be retaining water. Watch your sodium and drink a lot today!!!! LOL
    • Posts: 4,500 Member
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      You were in that movie? >:O

      The Whole Nine Yards?

      Well, one doesn't like to boast but....
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