OMG!!!! This is vitally important!!!

badgerbadger1

So this morning I get up and look in the mirror and would you believe it I can only count all my ribs on one side of my body. One side!!!!! Can you tell me how I can spot reduce the fat on the other side for this afternoon?? It's really warm out today (-19C) and I need to be able to wear my bikini for the pool party this afternoon.

This is a crisis, please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

badgerbadger1

Also, LOOK AT ME!!!!! I am in need of ATTENTION!!!! THE ONLY WAY TO GET THIS IS WITH EXCESSIVE EXCLAMATION MARKS AND INAPPROPRIATE CAPITALIZATION!!!!!!11111ONE!!!11111

QueenJayJay

Hang on, I need to check the phase of the moon first.

cgrout78

well...if you do 3000 crunches by this afternoon in a 100degree room...and spit a lot, you just might get there

brittanyjeanxo

I'm sOrry, but I dOn't really knOw hOw tO help yOu i dOn't think yOu can spOt reduce...

infamousmk

Funny.

Carl01

I hear pregnant pee works miracles.

nikolaim5

never mind

eellis2000

So this morning I get up and look in the mirror and would you believe it I can only count all my ribs on one side of my body. One side!!!!! Can you tell me how I can spot reduce the fat on the other side for this afternoon?? It's really warm out today (-19C) and I need to be able to wear my bikini for the pool party this afternoon.

This is a crisis, please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go bowling and bowl with your non dominant side or pretend to with weight all day and it should eventually fix the problem.

highland_sky

You can try to go get a body wrap if you really think it matters.....

myofibril

I suggest you stop smoking crack.

bevskiwolf

I just sprayed coffee EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

badgerbadger1

I suggest you stop smoking crack.

You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini

onedayillbamilf

You should see if Groupon has a liposuction coupon and invite some friends for a lipo party!!!

aliciagetshealthy

So this morning I get up and look in the mirror and would you believe it I can only count all my ribs on one side of my body. One side!!!!! Can you tell me how I can spot reduce the fat on the other side for this afternoon?? It's really warm out today (-19C) and I need to be able to wear my bikini for the pool party this afternoon.

This is a crisis, please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate to break this to you, but I'm pretty sure you were only born with ribs on one side of your body. Have a nice day :flowerforyou:

the_journeyman

BadgerBager1 - your name makes me thing of that video I saw that goes "Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom"

JM

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lol

jahnlaw

Maybe side planksrepeatedly during the day? Good luck.

myofibril

I suggest you stop smoking crack.

You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini

You should see me on any given Sunday...

dababers

ROTFLMBO!!!! Get a new mirror!!!!! Yours is obviously broken!

badgerbadger1

BadgerBager1 - your name makes me thing of that video I saw that goes "Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom"

JM

Will you please focus??? I need all hands on deck here.

rml_16

If you post a thread about how it's "lose" not "loose" and then a thread about how wrong anyone is who doesn't want to have a muscular, body-builder type physique, that fat will disappear.

emilydmac

LOL!

Edithrenee

I suggest you stop smoking crack.

lol

frosty73

OMG! I JUST LOL'd!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, though, I've noticed my ribs are more pronounced on one side of my body when it's "that time of the month." No matter what I do, no matter how many left-sided crunches and left-sided planks I do, the left ribs just DISAPPEAR during that time!! I've been thinking about starting a grapefruit diet, because I've heard that grapefruit makes your hair shinier and I'm thinking it will also suck in the fat around my ribs. You know, because shiny hair= fat deposits on hair, and that fat had to come from somewhere, right?

Whew, I think I had too much caffeine this AM! Thanks for the laugh.

chelleymarie88

I suggest you stop smoking crack.

You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini

You should see me on any given Sunday...

You were in that movie? >:O

spectralmoon

I suggest you stop smoking crack.

Where is the LIKE button?!

kapeluza

I suggest you stop smoking crack.

badgerbadger1

I suggest you stop smoking crack.

You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini

You should see me on any given Sunday...

You were in that movie? >:O

The one with the guy dressed in a bear suit?

jessicaann05

You must be retaining water. Watch your sodium and drink a lot today!!!! LOL

myofibril

I suggest you stop smoking crack.

You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini

You should see me on any given Sunday...

You were in that movie? >:O

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