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  • Williamj
    Williamj Posts: 199 Member
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    walk sideways until precisely 12:37 p.m. Then stand on your head for 21 minutes. Eat 3 peanuts ( anything more will cause you too much sodium and water retention you know!!!!!!!) :drinker: .....and then if all else fails, make a costume, half furry parka , and on your rib showing side, a purple polka dotted bikini. But no wearing GREEN polka dots...or ORANGE. It will make you look fat. :tongue:

    I thought this was how you avoided getting pregnant.
  • Art2011
    Art2011 Posts: 15
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    You could wear a toga and cover the offending side.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    Why don't you go back to your home on *kitten* island?

    Maybe they voted her off...
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
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    Why don't you go back to your home on *kitten* island?

    Reported! There are too many mean people on this site! It is my personal responsibility to pick you all off!
  • cgrout78
    cgrout78 Posts: 1,679 Member
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    If you would wear decent clothes when you work out, and not a tutu over leggings, these things wouldn't happen!
  • Shweedog
    Shweedog Posts: 883 Member
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    Joking aside- is it the right side you can count them on? If you're tummy has anything in it it can protude, causing less rib visibility on the left.
  • secrets_out
    secrets_out Posts: 770 Member
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    To eat right, you got to stay in shape, and that break down in 2 category. Number 1, saying off that junk food and number 2, making exercise. Now, lot of you ladies out there think cut out the carbs, and that big butt shrink right up. My whole thing is this, Karl Malone work out, hard. Now, Karl Malone love them carbs too, especially them Nutter Butter bars, all nuttery and buttery. And that's good food right there, but to get into top-tip shape, Karl Malone work out. And that's why Karl do workout video called (Karl Malone Work Out Video. Buy this right here, and you get a good working out. Until next time, this here Karl Malone
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
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    Why don't you go back to your home on *kitten* island?

    Jazz flute is for sissies..

    Well I guess I am not taking you to pleasure town...
  • richiedbond
    richiedbond Posts: 58
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    I heard rumors that the thigh master can do wonders for all parts of your body...
  • chelleymarie88
    chelleymarie88 Posts: 775
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    Why don't you go back to your home on *kitten* island?

    Jazz flute is for sissies..

    Well I guess I am not taking you to pleasure town...

    oh dammit.. it's not letting me post the picture, because it has a bad word -____-

    http://troll.me/images/brick-tamland/when-you-see-it-youll-****-bricks-thumb.jpg

    the **** is *kitten*
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
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    I suggest you stop smoking crack.

    You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini

    You should see me on any given Sunday...

    You were in that movie? >:O

    The one with the guy dressed in a bear suit?

    No no...you're thinking of pedo bear...

    I <3 pedo bear almost as much as I love happy cat and goons who have stairs in their house.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    I suggest you stop smoking crack.

    You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini

    You should see me on any given Sunday...

    You were in that movie? >:O

    The one with the guy dressed in a bear suit?

    bearfu*ker, do you need assistance?

    Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness you know...
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
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    clearly you need to rotate your body 180 degrees to see the other side.

    and one legged jumping jacks will help reduce on one side only. not sure of the science behind it, but i read it somewhere online.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    Why don't you go back to your home on *kitten* island?

    Reported! There are too many mean people on this site! It is my personal responsibility to pick you all off!

    Reported for reporting. Reporting for posting this thread to begin with.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    I suggest you stop smoking crack.

    You're just jealous that you can't wear a bikini

    How do you know he doesn't have one on right now???

    I'm looking through his window, so there!

    Sheesh, restraining orders aren't what they used to be...
  • kpopa
    kpopa Posts: 515 Member
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    walk sideways until precisely 12:37 p.m. Then stand on your head for 21 minutes. Eat 3 peanuts ( anything more will cause you too much sodium and water retention you know!!!!!!!) :drinker: .....and then if all else fails, make a costume, half furry parka , and on your rib showing side, a purple polka dotted bikini. But no wearing GREEN polka dots...or ORANGE. It will make you look fat. :tongue:

    I thought this was how you avoided getting pregnant.

    No, that's jumping backwards on the front lawn in the middle of a snow storm wearing a PINK bikini. Sheesh...get it right... :wink:
  • embersfallen
    embersfallen Posts: 534 Member
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    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! that's awesome. Totally want to go watch Goonies now... ;)
  • FITnFIRM4LIFE
    FITnFIRM4LIFE Posts: 818 Member
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    Quickly put on bikini after reading this, looked in the mirror..whew!! all my ribs are equal on both sides..But, somebody stole my friggen bellybutton!
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
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