last thing someone said to you...

happinessawaits

What is the last thing someone said to you....mine was oops I may disconnect you !

VictorianJade

Mine was a terrible Michael Jackson joke. Oh my god.

happinessawaits

Mine was a terrible Michael Jackson joke. Oh my god.

please share, lol!

melg126

My co-worker telling me that someone stole his imaginary joint... :smokin:

VictorianJade

Mine was a terrible Michael Jackson joke. Oh my god.

please share, lol!

It's really bad. I just can't share it.. like, awful.







funny as hell, though.

_binary_jester_

Stop...you're crushing me and my arm has gone numb!

skittybang

"What is the deal with gambling losses when it comes to deducting from your tax return?"

I have a feeling he can't afford me.

scs143

Get that out of your mouth. You are going to ruin your teeth.

bzmom

Dont force it in it may break......

scs143

"What is the deal with gambling losses when it comes to deducting from your tax return?"

I have a feeling he can't afford me.

Hysterical!

MostlyWater

coworker told me that she's back from the bank. yawn.

_binary_jester_

Dont force it in it may break......

That is excellent advice.

happinessawaits

these are great!

Shannon023

I left a $20 on your nightstand. I need change back. :grumble:

Kate_UK

Sweet dreams Mummy I love you.

Justjoshin

"I'll show you glory!"

SimplyShanRunning

which way does this go in

tig_ol_bitties

Mine was a VERY inappropriate text that I probably shouldn't put here, but oh well, here goes!

"It's so wet outside...hopefully I can do the same 2u"

wootwoot!

Kate_UK

I left a $20 on your nightstand. I need change back. :grumble:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

princessputz

"Will it fit"

lisakyle_11

'Mommy, you forgot to turn on my music box'

misty_meadows15

"come with me to the store."

ilookthetype

"You have my V-card!"

Scott613

She said " I've never do this before"
I said "I've never heard that before"

twanthe1

Upside down, non-fat, grande caramel macchiato with one pump of vanilla on the counter for Antwan.

Kolohe71

Are you coming?

PandaofDestruction

Thank you and have a good day

MeRevisitedAgain

But mommy, you say what the hell all the time.

I have got to watch what I say on the phone.

daniivdean

'I wish you would stop being so positive and la la la la'



..... now i feel rubbish... thanks 'friend'

tannjam

Well I gotta get off here my phones goona die. Love ya Mom

Indy_Mario

"You sure you don't want me to come over?"