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  • jessicaann05
    jessicaann05 Posts: 67
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    Wear comfy clothes tomorrow...
  • stephiejones
    stephiejones Posts: 54
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    joking with my husband who is at work across town...

    Me: Did you fart?

    Husband: No Guuuuu dont' you have work to do, get back to work, I love you stupid...
  • plushkitten
    plushkitten Posts: 547 Member
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    "Maybe your just missing out on what meat can really give you."


    (My boyfriend explaining to me why I should break my vegetarianism) ;p lololol
  • m615dan
    m615dan Posts: 40
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    "You best fix ya girl"
  • rammsteinsoldier
    rammsteinsoldier Posts: 1,556 Member
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    "Thank you for letting me in." No really, that's what was said!
  • devilsangel2
    devilsangel2 Posts: 123 Member
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    Sorry we are unavailable to take your call right now......... :yawn:
  • SeanIsMyHomeboy
    SeanIsMyHomeboy Posts: 107 Member
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    Mine was a terrible Michael Jackson joke. Oh my god.

    please share, lol!

    It's really bad. I just can't share it.. like, awful.







    funny as hell, though.

    That **** ain't funny, man. Michael Jackson is a musical genius.
  • plushkitten
    plushkitten Posts: 547 Member
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    My six year old son said, "When you were little, what was your name?" I have to write that one down!

    Ahahahah, thats the cutest thing I've ever heard.
  • BanjoKd
    BanjoKd Posts: 150
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    Did you put this here?
  • rayleansout
    rayleansout Posts: 234
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    Oh that feels good!
  • toabetterlifestyle
    toabetterlifestyle Posts: 230
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    you're fine baby i still love you. awh, how cute.
  • jaxdiablo
    jaxdiablo Posts: 580
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    Magoo needs a haircut....
    My scruffy Shih Tzu needs another $50 haircut YAY :grumble:
    I can buy clippers at wally world for $25, I'll even do the cut for free... lol
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
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    We still on for Friday night?
  • katkat1717
    katkat1717 Posts: 143 Member
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    Stop looking at it!! It'll seem like it'll get bigger faster if you don't look at it.

    Talking about roasting marshmallows over the stove, waiting for it to puff up... that could've been taken so many ways though...
  • ViSabbi
    ViSabbi Posts: 120 Member
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    Bye! I don't wanna miss the bus! - then she mumbles walking off because she was telling me about how stressful her life is.
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
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    I've tried to shave him. It's too hard. he's too thick....
    ...............
    Magoo needs a haircut....
    My scruffy Shih Tzu needs another $50 haircut YAY :grumble:
    I can buy clippers at wally world for $25, I'll even do the cut for free... lol
  • SeanIsMyHomeboy
    SeanIsMyHomeboy Posts: 107 Member
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    I've tried to shave him. It's too hard. he's too thick....
    ...............

    this just got weird.
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
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    :blushing:
    I've tried to shave him. It's too hard. he's too thick....
    ...............

    this just got weird.
  • Dauntlessness
    Dauntlessness Posts: 1,489 Member
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    I'd love that sitting on the wall

    IM-The hubby
  • EMarvie
    EMarvie Posts: 335 Member
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    10-4 enrte

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