There's no nutritional info on my dog's food.

agentscully514

Be careful, because 1 dog calorie = 7 people calories!

missfluffyuk

Be careful, because 1 dog calorie = 7 people calories!

I thought it went the other way around.

ilookthetype

In the UK there is nutritional info on the dog food and lots of other useful info on it like how many calories your dog needs per day for his weight. I know because used that info when I put one of my dogs on a diet and it worked :laugh:

In the States good quality dog food is the same way, the dog foods that don't have nutrition info are cheap and actually not very good for dogs, that's a lie, they're bad for dogs.

But great for us. No calories. I could snack all day on this stuff.

Well, not for me. It's all wheat, I'm gluten intolerant. You, however, chow down.

There's no gluten in my dogs food. It's Orijen. Fancy stuff. Now you can join me!

Yeah, I'm gonna guess you're wrong. There are a lot of names for gluten.

LethaSue

Since some dog food contains dogs and cats that have been "put to sleep" by gassing or heart stick with poison and listed under H.A.P. ( hydrolized animal protein) it doens't have to have high calories to be harmful. Of course if you eat chicken, you are already getting it thru what the chickens consume. Many animal doctors know this to be a fact and will refrain from eating chicken for this reason.

badgerbadger1

Since some dog food contains dogs and cats that have been "put to sleep" by gassing or heart stick with poison and listed under H.A.P. ( hydrolized animal protein) it doens't have to have high calories to be harmful. Of course if you eat chicken, you are already getting it thru what the chickens consume. Many animal doctors know this to be a fact and will refrain from eating chicken for this reason.

This sounds yummy. I hope my dogs food has it.

stylistchik

my dog's food has nutritional info, and it's organic! :bigsmile:

LabRat529

My baby eats it.




I wish I were joking.

Take a picture. He's got to graduate some day, and a dog-food-eating boy is perfect for the yearbook.

JennW130

Yes. Best after work out food you can eat.

RachelHoglen

I know a dentist who apparently lived off of dog food well in college... Random!

JennW130

My baby eats it.




I wish I were joking.

Take a picture. He's got to graduate some day, and a dog-food-eating boy is perfect for the yearbook.

My daughter ate a June Bug once. I wish I had a camera on me at the time. Spitting out little legs and crunchy body parts. Yum.

thor1god1of1awesome

If you eat it after 6 pm you will gain weight! its true the interweb says so, also make sure you get HCG+! female pregent dog pee to go with it

JennW130

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sarahgilmore

If you eat it after 6 pm you will gain weight! its true the interweb says so, also make sure you get HCG+! female pregent dog pee to go with it

So the male pregnant dog pee I've got is no good? :sad:

Joforjimmy

You would be barking mad not to at least try it for a week. lol

LorinaLynn

Can't you just find something comparable in the food database? Like Lean Cuisine for instance.

More like Taco Bell.

Don't get me wrong. I love TB, but if I'm not drunk at 2am, the Merrick's Thanksgiving Day Dinner I give my dog is a lot more appetizing.

devilsangel2

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal and standing inline at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I’d seen a macho poodle go by and when it stepped out the street I raced after it to smell it's butt and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

LorinaLynn

But if you're doing Atkins, go for cat food instead. Higher protein.

ahinescapron

Can you count the water you add to your gravy train in your water intake? Does it stop being water when it is mixed with dog food? Please help!

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manderson27

Tinned processed dog food is the best if you want to see significant weight loss, however some people do suffer side affects such as feeling the need to pee on trees, on the upside if you eat it for long enough you can lick your own.....Grrrrrrrr just seen a squirrel....sorry where was I?

Bysshe

I like a little ranch dressing, fat free of course, with my dog food. You know, for flavor. lol.

manderson27

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My butt hurts does this mean I have worms?? Should I see a vet?? or just lower my sodium and increase the water I drink from the toilet bowl??

jetscreaminagain

Can't you just find something comparable in the food database? Like Lean Cuisine for instance.

You sir, need to recheck the rules for posting. It clearly states there cannot be two winning posts in one thread. This post is a direct violation as a result of your WIN

That should clear up your questions about modding, taso.

badgerbadger1

<<waiting for somebody to get all butt hurt and report this post too.

My butt hurts does this mean I have worms?? Should I see a vet?? or just lower my sodium and increase the water I drink from the toilet bowl??

This is easy to determine. Assume the position of licking yourself, as any dog would do, and if you see worms, yes you have worms. The good news is that if you recycle them by eating them, they go away. Also, they are negative calories.

jenny95662

My baby eats it.




I wish I were joking.

mine too lol he takes a piece when ever he gets a chance and likes it but then again he bites bars of soap and comes back for more he must have no taste buds lmao

FearAnLoathing

sometimes I watch midget porn

thor1god1of1awesome

sometimes I watch midget porn

i thought it was clown porn

LorinaLynn

Clown midgets.

badgerbadger1

clown porn is definitely superior

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