There's no nutritional info on my dog's food.

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  • thor1god1of1awesome
    thor1god1of1awesome Posts: 481 Member
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    If you eat it after 6 pm you will gain weight! its true the interweb says so, also make sure you get HCG+! female pregent dog pee to go with it
  • JennW130
    JennW130 Posts: 460 Member
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    <<waiting for somebody to get all butt hurt and report this post too.
  • sarahgilmore
    sarahgilmore Posts: 572 Member
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    If you eat it after 6 pm you will gain weight! its true the interweb says so, also make sure you get HCG+! female pregent dog pee to go with it

    So the male pregnant dog pee I've got is no good? :sad:
  • Joforjimmy
    Joforjimmy Posts: 3
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    You would be barking mad not to at least try it for a week. lol
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    Can't you just find something comparable in the food database? Like Lean Cuisine for instance.

    More like Taco Bell.

    Don't get me wrong. I love TB, but if I'm not drunk at 2am, the Merrick's Thanksgiving Day Dinner I give my dog is a lot more appetizing.
  • devilsangel2
    devilsangel2 Posts: 123 Member
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    I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal and standing inline at the check out.

    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I’d seen a macho poodle go by and when it stepped out the street I raced after it to smell it's butt and a car hit me.

    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    But if you're doing Atkins, go for cat food instead. Higher protein.
  • ahinescapron
    ahinescapron Posts: 351 Member
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    Can you count the water you add to your gravy train in your water intake? Does it stop being water when it is mixed with dog food? Please help!
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
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    Tinned processed dog food is the best if you want to see significant weight loss, however some people do suffer side affects such as feeling the need to pee on trees, on the upside if you eat it for long enough you can lick your own.....Grrrrrrrr just seen a squirrel....sorry where was I?
  • Bysshe
    Bysshe Posts: 428 Member
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    I like a little ranch dressing, fat free of course, with my dog food. You know, for flavor. lol.
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
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    <<waiting for somebody to get all butt hurt and report this post too.

    My butt hurts does this mean I have worms?? Should I see a vet?? or just lower my sodium and increase the water I drink from the toilet bowl??
  • jetscreaminagain
    jetscreaminagain Posts: 1,130 Member
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    Can't you just find something comparable in the food database? Like Lean Cuisine for instance.

    You sir, need to recheck the rules for posting. It clearly states there cannot be two winning posts in one thread. This post is a direct violation as a result of your WIN

    That should clear up your questions about modding, taso.
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
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    <<waiting for somebody to get all butt hurt and report this post too.

    My butt hurts does this mean I have worms?? Should I see a vet?? or just lower my sodium and increase the water I drink from the toilet bowl??

    This is easy to determine. Assume the position of licking yourself, as any dog would do, and if you see worms, yes you have worms. The good news is that if you recycle them by eating them, they go away. Also, they are negative calories.
  • jenny95662
    jenny95662 Posts: 997 Member
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    My baby eats it.




    I wish I were joking.

    mine too lol he takes a piece when ever he gets a chance and likes it but then again he bites bars of soap and comes back for more he must have no taste buds lmao
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    sometimes I watch midget porn
  • thor1god1of1awesome
    thor1god1of1awesome Posts: 481 Member
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    sometimes I watch midget porn
    i thought it was clown porn
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    Clown midgets.
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
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    clown porn is definitely superior

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