Satisfying, But Taboo

AlbertPooHoles
AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Few things are more satisfying than a good fart. I wish that society could overcome the taboos that surround passing gas.
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  • Ocarina
    Ocarina Posts: 1,550 Member
    Lol I too agree that farting is definitely a reliever. It really shows we have to fart just as much as we have to do the other two waste ridding body functions. Sweating, blowing your nose, sneezing, coughing, snoring, crying, ect are all completely natural. I don't disregard the courtesy of keeping germs off people like sneezing/coughing into my sleeve or covering my mouth when I eat or yawn. Still... always snicker at people who freak out about minor unavoidable body stuff.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    My husband and I will have belching contests, but I still blush if I let a fart loose within earshot of him. He's kind enough to not laugh...much.
  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
    My husband and I will have belching contests, but I still blush if I let a fart loose within earshot of him. He's kind enough to not laugh...much.
    I pass wind freely at home, unless we have company. The wife sometimes lights candles to help consume the noxious fumes.

    I enjoy cropdusting at Walmart. My little girls gets upset, as she worries about my embarrassing her. I'm quite adept at controlling the volume though, leaving silent bombs around the store for unsuspecting shoppers.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
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    Nice!

    I'm humored by farting on our dog.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    If only they didn't smell.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    How come when chili smells good, this is considered "good", but when a fart smells like chili this is considered "nasty"?
  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
    How come when chili smells good, this is considered "good", but when a fart smells like chili this is considered "nasty"?
    THIS GUY GETS IT!!!
  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
    If only they didn't smell.
    I nearly always get a kick out of the smell of mine own. Everyone else cold use a little work on theirs, though. They never seem to smell as good as mine.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    If only they didn't smell.
    I nearly always get a kick out of the smell of mine own. Everyone else cold use a little work on theirs, though. They never seem to smell as good as mine.
    "Farts are like children. You can tolerate your own but hate anybody else's" :laugh:
  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
    "Farts are like children. You can tolerate your own but hate anybody else's" :laugh:
    Sad, but true.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    Our dogs' farts sound adorable...but can be deadly.
  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
    I'm watching the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie from 1990. It's rad. April's kind of hot.
  • BlondeLisa1
    BlondeLisa1 Posts: 106 Member
    http://www.amazon.com/Fart-Proudly-Writings-Benjamin-Franklin/dp/1583940790/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1327878044&sr=8-1
  • Fred77
    Fred77 Posts: 132 Member
    i was on a train a few weeks ago. the train was very overcrowded. I had an overwhelming need to let one go. i couldnt hold it anymore. anyway, i let it go.it wasnt a loud one, it was a silent but deadly effort that was let out in a serious of small bursts over perhaps a 30 second time frame. The smell was atrocious. i was simultaneously proud and embarrassed. Anyway, there was a woman who had a baby in a pram stood next to me, and the smell was getting worse, she lifted the baby out of the pram, and sniffed its *kitten*, and said to her friend that she thought her baby needed changing. She got off at the next stop, and another woman stood beside me said to me, "thank God she got off, that baby was stinking" I had got away with it!!
  • muwchck
    muwchck Posts: 261 Member
    Our dogs' farts sound adorable...but can be deadly.

    My cousin's boxer farts and you can hear her butt cheeks flapping...and whatever you do, don't breathe through your nose, or you just might die from the smell.
  • Jferg69
    Jferg69 Posts: 241 Member
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    This made me LMFAO.....
  • jenniebean1680
    jenniebean1680 Posts: 350 Member
    As a clean-eating vegetarian, I can tell you that my farts are a real force to be reckoned with. But they feel soooooo good coming out, and I admit, the smell of my own is pretty awesome. I agree, other people's farts just aren't the same. My fiance can really crack off some good-sounding ones, but they rarely smell. Not me! I can clear a room. I like the really low-bassy sounding ones the best!

    Sometimes when I'm running, I think they may give me some extra propulsion. I crack myself up, farting on every footfall. It's good times!
  • ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll
    ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll Posts: 431
    I just want someone to answer this: what's up with farting on someone? My boys can't seem to be able to fart unless their *kitten* is in one of their brother's faces.
  • JennieAL
    JennieAL Posts: 1,726 Member
    I've managed to take my cats' farting while in my lap as a great compliment :) they're just that comfortable. People are just silly about it, we're such social animals. I wonder if apes do it unselfconsciously?
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,066 Member
    I just want someone to answer this: what's up with farting on someone? My boys can't seem to be able to fart unless their *kitten* is in one of their brother's faces.
    It's the fart game.
  • elbandito
    elbandito Posts: 157
    I just want someone to answer this: what's up with farting on someone? My boys can't seem to be able to fart unless their *kitten* is in one of their brother's faces.

    I just wanted to quote to save the humour of your statement in perpetuity.
  • NewTeena
    NewTeena Posts: 154 Member
    If you're ever in Wal Mart and smell something awful go look to see if I'm in the next aisle pretending to be innocent.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I just want someone to answer this: what's up with farting on someone? My boys can't seem to be able to fart unless their *kitten* is in one of their brother's faces.
    It's the fart game.
    I know my younger brother and I always enjoyed that game. We would try to one-up each other...who could gross out mom first.
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    You know in cold weather when exhaled breath rises in front of your face in a momentary cloud of condensation ?

    What a relief Methane doesn't work like that too.
  • noexcuses84
    noexcuses84 Posts: 100 Member
    I just want someone to answer this: what's up with farting on someone? My boys can't seem to be able to fart unless their *kitten* is in one of their brother's faces.
    lmao, mine too!! i'm sure it's a boy thing... :tongue:
  • LaurasClimb
    LaurasClimb Posts: 211 Member
    OMG...I'm laughing so hard at this thread I'm crying!

    I'll admit, at home I just let them rip. Sometimes in the store, if no one is too close, I'll let it go.

    The other day I was in a meeting and had horrible gas. About every two minutes I let a silent on go. I kept sniffing but didn't smell it so I didn't say anything. But, if they smelled, I would have fessed up.
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    How can farts not be heralded as important to human development? Every romantic relationship that lasts has a fart moment - or at least a fart threshold - where you decide you can fart in your partner's presence. Since my oldest daughter (now 10) performed a surprise dutch oven on my wife about 5 years ago, I think it's safe to assume we crossed that threshold awhile ago. We respect the fart around my house.
  • vanessaclarkgbr
    vanessaclarkgbr Posts: 731 Member
    I once had a friend who made her husband go to the bathroom to fart. So envious he obeyed. Never spent any amount of time house sharing with anyone who was prepared to do that :-)
  • SammyPacks
    SammyPacks Posts: 697 Member
    I like this topic about farts, I've been kicked out of the room thanks to my farts (more than once...) sadly the first time I farted around my boyfriend I had a bean filled burrito and the gas stank... :(!!! LOL we laughed and he kicked me out of the room n aired it out xDDD!!! He thinks my farts are cute, but damn do they stink o_o I got it from my mom... dad said the same thing about hers
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