How I feel about Bad Gym Etiquette posts
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So I have recently been reading a lot of rants about people in the gyms. I'd like to just take this moment for a public service announcement.
I am apparently an *kitten* berry. I say this because:
Occasionally, I forget my shorts and workout in non-workout clothes. Just because you don't like to see me working out in my bikini briefs does not give you the right to judge me.
I listen to music. Hell, I even sing to my music. I don't scream it. And anyone that doesn't want to hear "It's Raining Men" can just deal with it.
Sometimes I fart at the gym. Its true, strenuous workouts can cause gas to involuntarily come out. However, when I sense this is going to happen, I usually try to find the most attractive woman I can, and do it silently next to her. That way, I can look her in the eyes and say "That was disgusting. Go outside next time."
I use the gym as a hookup location. I usually like to use lines like "Is it just me, or are you sexy too." This has never worked for me, but I will continue to try, and to hell with the consequences!
I wander around the locker room naked. If you didn't want to see me naked, then don't go opening the closet doors all the way in the ladies locker room.
I am apparently an *kitten* berry. I say this because:
Occasionally, I forget my shorts and workout in non-workout clothes. Just because you don't like to see me working out in my bikini briefs does not give you the right to judge me.
I listen to music. Hell, I even sing to my music. I don't scream it. And anyone that doesn't want to hear "It's Raining Men" can just deal with it.
Sometimes I fart at the gym. Its true, strenuous workouts can cause gas to involuntarily come out. However, when I sense this is going to happen, I usually try to find the most attractive woman I can, and do it silently next to her. That way, I can look her in the eyes and say "That was disgusting. Go outside next time."
I use the gym as a hookup location. I usually like to use lines like "Is it just me, or are you sexy too." This has never worked for me, but I will continue to try, and to hell with the consequences!
I wander around the locker room naked. If you didn't want to see me naked, then don't go opening the closet doors all the way in the ladies locker room.
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Write a blog. I love it.0
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and i bet you don't rerack your weights either.0
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LOL!!! Thank you for the laugh0
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So I have recently been reading a lot of rants about people in the gyms. I'd like to just take this moment for a public service announcement.
I am apparently an *kitten* berry. I say this because:
Occasionally, I forget my shorts and workout in non-workout clothes. Just because you don't like to see me working out in my bikini briefs does not give you the right to judge me.
I listen to music. Hell, I even sing to my music. I don't scream it. And anyone that doesn't want to hear "It's Raining Men" can just deal with it.
Sometimes I fart at the gym. Its true, strenuous workouts can cause gas to involuntarily come out. However, when I sense this is going to happen, I usually try to find the most attractive woman I can, and do it silently next to her. That way, I can look her in the eyes and say "That was disgusting. Go outside next time."
I use the gym as a hookup location. I usually like to use lines like "Is it just me, or are you sexy too." This has never worked for me, but I will continue to try, and to hell with the consequences!
I wander around the locker room naked. If you didn't want to see me naked, then don't go opening the closet doors all the way in the ladies locker room.
omfg...water ALL over my desk...0 -
LOL, thank you..0
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but how much make up do you wear when you work out?0
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LOVE it!!0
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Sometimes I fart at the gym. Its true, strenuous workouts can cause gas to involuntarily come out. However, when I sense this is going to happen, I usually try to find the most attractive woman I can, and do it silently next to her. That way, I can look her in the eyes and say "That was disgusting. Go outside next time."
I think someone actually did this to me. Were you in Chicago?!? :laugh:
love it, thanks for the laugh!0 -
but how much make up do you wear when you work out?
Probably tons, but hes not gonna break a sweat so its cool..0 -
This is hilarious... haha!0
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The only thing I complain about is when people don't clean up after themselves... they're all sweaty on the machines and don't wash... ._. <_<0
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Sometimes I fart at the gym. Its true, strenuous workouts can cause gas to involuntarily come out. However, when I sense this is going to happen, I usually try to find the most attractive woman I can, and do it silently next to her. That way, I can look her in the eyes and say "That was disgusting. Go outside next time."
That reminds me of someone I live with ...0 -
ROFLMAO! OMG I have never worked out at a gym and I read the part about the bikini briefs and said out loud at work, "What the f**k?!" and then I read it out loud to my boss and asked her if people actually do that at the gym cuz it sounded completely f**ked up to me! She was like "OMG no that is weird, maybe it's not serious?" Then I read the rest of it out loud and figured it out and we were both laughing so hard! Love it! Thanks!0
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lmao ...this was great!0
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So I have recently been reading a lot of rants about people in the gyms. I'd like to just take this moment for a public service announcement.
I am apparently an *kitten* berry. I say this because:
Occasionally, I forget my shorts and workout in non-workout clothes. Just because you don't like to see me working out in my bikini briefs does not give you the right to judge me.
I listen to music. Hell, I even sing to my music. I don't scream it. And anyone that doesn't want to hear "It's Raining Men" can just deal with it.
Sometimes I fart at the gym. Its true, strenuous workouts can cause gas to involuntarily come out. However, when I sense this is going to happen, I usually try to find the most attractive woman I can, and do it silently next to her. That way, I can look her in the eyes and say "That was disgusting. Go outside next time."
I use the gym as a hookup location. I usually like to use lines like "Is it just me, or are you sexy too." This has never worked for me, but I will continue to try, and to hell with the consequences!
I wander around the locker room naked. If you didn't want to see me naked, then don't go opening the closet doors all the way in the ladies locker room.
If you judge him for this you are a hater and the reason people don't exercise.0 -
Can I add, that from today on I am guilty of fiddling with a phone, whilst sweating and puffing through my work out... alas! Why oh why do I dare to go gym when on call ^^ oh and I might have worn makeup. Please lapidate me gently^^ in fact, if you like, sent the stones via snail mail0
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i personally wear make up to the gym to save people from my bare face. all fugly people should be so considerate.0
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I have been known to set off Lunk alarms and throw my weights at the mirror0
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Do you also show up to the gym already stinky?0
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