Anti-valentine's day celerations

felice03
felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
So for those of you that aren't getting all ooey-gooey, mushy faced about the upcoming non-holiday...how do you intend to uncelebrate the red day?

Me...I am thinking bottle of wine, gory movies and depression...Romantic huh?


whoops, forgot a "b" in celebrations....
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  • Awww I thought yous was gonna be my special Valentine this year :(
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    I'm hiring a Hooker.




    Okay, I will be celebrating valentines day...... my bf is taking me out to dinner, I am buying a new nightie a bottle of sangria.
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    I'm hiring a Hooker.




    Okay, I will be celebrating valentines day...... my bf is taking me out to dinner, I am buying a new nightie a bottle of sangria.


    you are not allowed to SPEAK! this is for the cynical single people!!! *muah!
  • I'm hiring a Hooker.

    Ummm pretty sure I hired you to be the Milk maid that night
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    Yes ma'am .... if I do it again, will you spank me?
  • DQMD
    DQMD Posts: 193
    I have a boyfriend...but I am highly cynical of Valentines day.
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    I'm hiring a Hooker.

    Ummm pretty sure I hired you to be the Milk maid that night



    Holler!!!!!!! I DO need the extra cash.......
  • I'm hiring a Hooker.

    Ummm pretty sure I hired you to be the Milk maid that night



    Holler!!!!!!! I DO need the extra cash.......


    Hubby wouldnt mind if you shook your booty for some dolla dolla bills?
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    Who says we have to celebrate Valentine's Day if we are taken?
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    I'm hiring a Hooker.

    Ummm pretty sure I hired you to be the Milk maid that night



    Holler!!!!!!! I DO need the extra cash.......


    Hubby wouldnt mind if you shook your booty for some dolla dolla bills?

    $$$$$$$$$$$$
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    I'm hiring a Hooker.

    Ummm pretty sure I hired you to be the Milk maid that night



    Holler!!!!!!! I DO need the extra cash.......


    Hubby wouldnt mind if you shook your booty for some dolla dolla bills?




    I'm not married..... and as long as it was for good dolls dolls bills, I think he would manage. ;)
  • I never thought I'd say this but right now I wish there was a smiley face on a stripper pole

    :smokin: Dance Monkey Dance :smokin:
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    I will have a nice drink after the gym, and relax.
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    I never thought I'd say this but right now I wish there was a smiley face on a stripper pole

    :smokin: Dance Monkey Dance :smokin:

    there is the Valentines celebration idea of the year...MPF strip-a-thon!!!!!
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    I'm in on that one!!
  • rammsteinsoldier
    rammsteinsoldier Posts: 1,552 Member
    I try to just ignore the holiday. It is always disappointing so I just pretend it never happens.

    Work all day, go to the gym, come home and watch TV or read and hit the sack. Gee sounds like every other day.
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    Who says we have to celebrate Valentine's Day if we are taken?

    hey-everybody-pay-attention-to-me.jpg
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Who says we have to celebrate Valentine's Day if we are taken?

    hey-everybody-pay-attention-to-me.jpg

    sorry...stripper distractions...you are correct many people don't. My ex was hopeless at it, so every year I said it didn't matter...i lied.
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    sorry...stripper distractions...you are correct many people don't. My ex was hopeless at it, so every year I said it didn't matter...i lied.

    I am guilty of that, too. My husband has an account on here. Maybe he'll see this. I don't want to have to tell him it's important to me. He should just want to be romantic for my sake. I do a lot of things I don't enjoy for his sake.

    I will say, this year, though, has been the first time we have "celebrated!" He lost his wedding ring, so I bought him another and called it Valentine's Day. So, he got me a watch. Maybe we are stepping in the right direction? :laugh:
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    sorry...stripper distractions...you are correct many people don't. My ex was hopeless at it, so every year I said it didn't matter...i lied.

    I am guilty of that, too. My husband has an account on here. Maybe he'll see this. I don't want to have to tell him it's important to me. He should just want to be romantic for my sake. I do a lot of things I don't enjoy for his sake.

    I will say, this year, though, has been the first time we have "celebrated!" He lost his wedding ring, so I bought him another and called it Valentine's Day. So, he got me a watch. Maybe we are stepping in the right direction? :laugh:

    absolutely! I don't care if a guy is romantic or not...fake it! not everyday, but once in a while surprise us damn it. ex could never get that through his thick skull.