Pillow talk

SimplyShanRunning

Less talking more hair pulling, smacking, biting and squeezing..........DAMN rookies! Bonus points scored for seeing how long you can keep them off their feet

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weightloss12345678

I don't love "who's your daddy"

other than that though- not much else has ever bothered me. I mean if he earned it.... I am willing to tell him it's his.

nice!

pinuplove

And this thread is locked in three, two, one... :laugh:

BrettPGH

Interesting.....I guess we would need a guys opinion tho I really don't know how the hell that would turn someone one....I mean how the hell would they like it if I said "Whos your Momma " :noway:

I think I can speak for all men when I say... we'd live with it.


Hell if you wanna start rattling off your grocery list I'm still not complaining.

l2rell

I like when he smacks my *kitten* and says "I'm gonna pound you like a pork chop" or when they slip their thumb in and say "Yep, 98.6! Healthy girl!" or that was at the doctors... now I'm confused..

Ohh **** pound that pork chop funny that one

AmyLRed

Less talking more hair pulling, smacking, biting and squeezing..........DAMN rookies! Bonus points scored for seeing how long you can keep them off their feet

Yup, this!

jenbit

Trust me there's much worse he could be saying lol. I had one guy who used to like to talk during about EVERYTHING like I went to the store and bought this this and this everything. Talk about distracting. Personally less talking more biting please.:devil:

SinIsIn

I like when he smacks my *kitten* and says "I'm gonna pound you like a pork chop" or when they slip their thumb in and say "Yep, 98.6! Healthy girl!" or that was at the doctors... now I'm confused..

WIN

twoscimitars

At this point it's been so long that I wouldn't care what he said, as long as I was getting some. :grumble:

p0pr0cksnc0ke

Trust me there's much worse he could be saying lol. I had one guy who used to like to talk during about EVERYTHING like I went to the store and bought this this and this everything. Talk about distracting. Personally less talking more biting please.:devil:

Hell no!!

The only HORRIBLE ex I had was one that sounded like a girl. So much so that one morning, a friend who slept in the room next to us said "damn mary... I could hear you.." I said.. yeah that wasn't ME. :noway:

SinIsIn

If you're talking during sex... you're doing it wrong!

Buca412

I stopped the dirty talk with my wife. The last time it happened was when I was in the moment I whispered to her that I wanted to make love to her all night. Her response, "That's not possible." :noway: Really?! Thanks for killing the mood and not being there with me. :mad:

weightloss12345678

I like dirty talk but if somebody asks me who my daddy is i'm gonna tell em .. lol.. and he's gonna be quite upset when he realizes it ain't him!

lmao i am sure

UsedToBeHusky

If you're talking during sex... you're doing it wrong!

My point EXACTLY!! I am way to distracted by the way I feel to think of something to say that doesn't sound lame. Just let me holler!!

Pocket_Pixi

I would rather have "whose your daddy" than "oh mommy..."

and yes.. I got called mommy... that was the end.. it was done... and the relationship was completely over.

ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll

I would rather have "whose your daddy" than "oh mommy..."

and yes.. I got called mommy... that was the end.. it was done... and the relationship was completely over.

But when they say that isn't it more like, ah mami?

clydethecat

for a very brief moment in my early 20's, i worked as a phone sex operator.. gross work.. so i've talked about as dirty as it comes. i do not find it romantic or sexy... its like when your dad catches you smoking and makes you smoke the whole carton.. you jsut get turned off to it...

laughing.. my husband and i laugh and talk quite a bit cuz its fun and funny, but never " dirty talk" ..

Pocket_Pixi

I would rather have "whose your daddy" than "oh mommy..."

and yes.. I got called mommy... that was the end.. it was done... and the relationship was completely over.

But when they say that isn't it more like, ah mami?

if it was more Ah mami... i might have been able to over look it.. nope it was straight up M-O-M-M-Y... I asked him to repeat it and he did and then he spelled it... yeah you want a mood killer... be called mommy lol

weightloss12345678

If you're talking during sex... you're doing it wrong!

I DISAGREE that prob just means you are out of shape lol

_Bob_

If you're talking during sex... you're doing it wrong!

my face is usually buried during foreplay and then I'm usually out of breath for the other 30 minutes, once I hit my second wind I'll usually say something but I'm not the greatest at talking dirty usually it's something like I'm not going to stop until you're late for work tomorrow

skittybang

That's why I'm a necrophiliac - silent as the grave.

scs143

I would rather have "whose your daddy" than "oh mommy..."

and yes.. I got called mommy... that was the end.. it was done... and the relationship was completely over.

But when they say that isn't it more like, ah mami?

Aye mami, if it's coming from the right person. Not a problem either.

cnsmith2

Interesting.....I guess we would need a guys opinion tho I really don't know how the hell that would turn someone one....I mean how the hell would they like it if I said "Whos your Momma " :noway:

I think I can speak for all men when I say... we'd live with it.


Hell if you wanna start rattling off your grocery list I'm still not complaining.

LOLOLOLOL

ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll

I would rather have "whose your daddy" than "oh mommy..."

and yes.. I got called mommy... that was the end.. it was done... and the relationship was completely over.

But when they say that isn't it more like, ah mami?

if it was more Ah mami... i might have been able to over look it.. nope it was straight up M-O-M-M-Y... I asked him to repeat it and he did and then he spelled it... yeah you want a mood killer... be called mommy lol

Lol, idiot. Sorry.

scs143

I would rather have "whose your daddy" than "oh mommy..."

and yes.. I got called mommy... that was the end.. it was done... and the relationship was completely over.

But when they say that isn't it more like, ah mami?

if it was more Ah mami... i might have been able to over look it.. nope it was straight up M-O-M-M-Y... I asked him to repeat it and he did and then he spelled it... yeah you want a mood killer... be called mommy lol

Lol, idiot. Sorry.

He is an idiot!

SinIsIn

If you're talking during sex... you're doing it wrong!

I DISAGREE that prob just means you are out of shape lol

Nope.. I'm just saying you should be doing other things with your mouth than talking...

cms6300

half a bottle of wine and my wife is filthy.....and i absolutely love her for it.
unrelated side-note - need to stop by Total Wine on the way home.

1WorkoutAtATime

"Who's your daddy" as a father I find this very offensive..:laugh:

you should just say whatever your dad's name and you've meet him.. ..:laugh:

Pocket_Pixi

I would rather have "whose your daddy" than "oh mommy..."

and yes.. I got called mommy... that was the end.. it was done... and the relationship was completely over.

But when they say that isn't it more like, ah mami?

if it was more Ah mami... i might have been able to over look it.. nope it was straight up M-O-M-M-Y... I asked him to repeat it and he did and then he spelled it... yeah you want a mood killer... be called mommy lol

Lol, idiot. Sorry.

He is an idiot!

It was pretty special, especially after he spelled it lol I was like ... well now.. I am done and going home lol

BrettPGH

It was pretty special, especially after he spelled it lol I was like ... well now.. I am done and going home lol

"What did you just say? Oh hell no! I am leaving!


Untie me!"