OMG I ate a piece of bacon this morning

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  • MyFeistyEvolution
    MyFeistyEvolution Posts: 1,014 Member
    Bacon is love.
  • danigirl1011
    danigirl1011 Posts: 314 Member
    Mmmmmm.....Baaaaaacoooooon.... Glad you went all out and did it right :)
  • Poetic_
    Poetic_ Posts: 269 Member
    I eat bacon every morning :D
  • Peanut butter, apple and BACON sandwich!!! Toasted! YuMMY
  • Kat120285
    Kat120285 Posts: 1,599 Member
    I could never give up bacon and don't at all feel guilty when I have a piece ... or a few. I get the maple flavored from Whole Foods, I put it on a special bacon cooking thing on top of 2 pieces of paper towel, put 2 more pieces on top and pop it in the microwave for a couple minutes. Not only does it get deliciously crispy but all or pretty much all, of the fat is left on the paper towels and tossed in the trash.
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
    Last November marked 20 years living in my current home. I've never, ever, had bacon in the house. (this actually came up in a conversation between my husband and daughter recently). I eat it occasionally when I'm out, but I absolutely hate the way the house smells after cooking bacon so never buy it to cook at home.

    That's funny because when my husband comes home from work and I've cooked bacon for something, he always inhales deeply and says, "Now THAT is what the house is supposed to smell like when you walk in the door." :D He is even more enraptured if I have also baked our bread that day.

    Mmm, fresh baked bread. One of my favorite smells.
  • gleechick609
    gleechick609 Posts: 544 Member
    I just ate 2 homemade brownies...

    oh wait... talking about bacon.... :P
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  • I just ate 2 homemade brownies...

    oh wait... talking about bacon.... :P

    Tee hee!! :laugh:
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    and it was amazing. Thick-sliced, even. Total win.

    One one?

    you can do better..................

    :wink: :laugh: :wink: :laugh: :wink: :laugh: :wink: :laugh:
  • mmmm yummy heart clogging fatty crispy bacon.. im addicted to it
  • DeenieWeenie
    DeenieWeenie Posts: 149 Member
    Bacon rocks! :drinker:
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    and it was amazing. Thick-sliced, even. Total win.
    mine wasn't thick sliced - yours sounds better.
  • BobbyDaniel
    BobbyDaniel Posts: 1,459 Member
    My kids (ages 14 & 10) are convinced that bacon by itself is a food group.
  • i vomited in my mouth a little. haha. only person on the planet who doesn't like bacon...i know.
  • stubbysticks
    stubbysticks Posts: 1,275 Member
    Bahahaha...yes, only one. I had already eaten so I wasn't hungry, but an exception was made for that delightful slice of glorious meatiness. There is actually one more slice left that is mocking me as we speak...but I'm just toying with it, you see. It doesn't know yet that it's minutes are numbered. Let it think it's got a chance.
  • stubbysticks
    stubbysticks Posts: 1,275 Member
    OK love...you're fired. :noway:
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    This doesn't have anything to do with bacon per se, but it is a humorous story about the extreme approach some people take toward a healthy lifestyle. A well-known Christian comedian, Mark Lowry, was relating an experience he had at a pastor's conference years ago. They had taken a break for dinner, and the food was being served buffet style. He was making his way down the buffet, and he came across, by his description, "an orange, moon-shaped vegetable". He said (with a decidedly Texan drawl), "I'd never had an orange, moon-shaped vegetable before, so I thought I'd give it a try." He said, "I bit into it, and it was hard and crunchy and...just...Naaaasty!" He said I tapped one of the ladies on the shoulder and asked her, "Ma'am? What IS this?!" She said, "Oh, that's a sweet potato." He said, "Sweet potata?! Naw, naw, naw...sweet taters are mashed up in a casserole dish with brown sugar, butter, and there's marshmallas on top! Lady, this AIN"T no sweet potata!" She said, "Well, here in the North, WE don't overcook our vegetables. It cooks all the vitamins out of them." He looked at her like she was crazy and said, "For cryin' out loud! Take a pill, but COOK YOUR VEGETABLES! Cook that broccoli 'til it's yella, then poor CHEESE SAUCE all over it! Make a lake of gravy on top o' yer mashed taters! I like my tea so sweet that if I ran out of Mrs. Butterworth's, I could poor it on my pancakes! Die young, make a purdy corpse!"

    It's much funnier to hear Mark tell it, though.
  • brucedelaney
    brucedelaney Posts: 433 Member
    bacon-roses.jpg

    Nuff Said!
  • OK love...you're fired. :noway:

    haha. i know. ((hangs head in shame))
  • FlyByJuly
    FlyByJuly Posts: 564 Member
    I was in a gift shop the other day and saw bacon-flavored lip balm and dental floss. I love bacon. But not bacon-flavored things.
  • Sparksfly
    Sparksfly Posts: 470 Member
    I lost 35 lbs eating 2-4 slices of bacon a weekend. Calories in -- Calories out
  • Isrn2
    Isrn2 Posts: 160
    A couple of times a year I'm begged by various friends and co-workers to make an amazing concoction affectionately known as "pig candy". Here's how it goes:

    Take thick sliced pepper bacon. Place the slices on a baking rack on a cookie sheet lined with tin foil (VERY important).

    Coat the bacon with a mixture of brown sugar, chipotle pepper, garlic, and black pepper. Not a thin coat either ... no sprinkling here.

    Cook the bacon in a 400 degree oven for about 15 minutes, until the bacon starts browning and the sugar starts bubbling.

    Flip the bacon over and coat the other side with the brown sugar mixture.

    Place back in the oven for another 15 minutes.

    Remove bacon from oven and let it sit on the racks until cool. Peel the ooey-gooey strips of goodness off the racks.

    Enjoy!

    I can't eat more than a bite or two, it's so rich ... but my guy friends declare their undying love every time I make it.
  • crankyrobot
    crankyrobot Posts: 74 Member
    I can't believe no one watched the bacon video.

    I also forgot to mention that my boyfriend made me bacon-flavored vodka for Christmas. It sounds crazy, but it's @#%@$# DELICIOUS!
  • AZDizzy
    AZDizzy Posts: 434 Member
    mmmmm....bacon.
  • Iiiiitt'ss baacon... bacon bacon bacon bacon BACON!!!
    Good heavens I love my low carb lifestyle :laugh:
  • i vomited in my mouth a little. haha. only person on the planet who doesn't like bacon...i know.

    Ha! I don't eat the stuff either. I feel like I need to drink a bucket of water each time I take a bite. Not to mention that I really like pigs..the live ones that oink and roll around in the mud. :)
  • k9runner1963
    k9runner1963 Posts: 108 Member
    Chocolate covered bacon...yum!
  • MelKut
    MelKut Posts: 167 Member
    Peanut butter, apple and BACON sandwich!!! Toasted! YuMMY

    This sounds good... salty sweet

    I don't have a thing for bacon though... I like it, but can make it for my siblings without wanting it for myself *shrug* Now, if it were fudgey chocolate brownies......
  • A couple of times a year I'm begged by various friends and co-workers to make an amazing concoction affectionately known as "pig candy". Here's how it goes:

    Take thick sliced pepper bacon. Place the slices on a baking rack on a cookie sheet lined with tin foil (VERY important).

    Coat the bacon with a mixture of brown sugar, chipotle pepper, garlic, and black pepper. Not a thin coat either ... no sprinkling here.

    Cook the bacon in a 400 degree oven for about 15 minutes, until the bacon starts browning and the sugar starts bubbling.

    Flip the bacon over and coat the other side with the brown sugar mixture.

    Place back in the oven for another 15 minutes.

    Remove bacon from oven and let it sit on the racks until cool. Peel the ooey-gooey strips of goodness off the racks.

    Enjoy!

    I can't eat more than a bite or two, it's so rich ... but my guy friends declare their undying love every time I make it.

    OH MY GOD!! This sounds so amazing!
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