Why am i being SABOTAGED?!

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  • tina9988
    tina9988 Posts: 369
    Someone at work got me one of those Resee's peanut butter hearts....the huge one! I decided to eat only half of it, 360 calories, YIKES! I ran right downstairs afterwards and burned it off, plus and extra 100!
  • HollieDoodles
    HollieDoodles Posts: 678 Member
    Edited cuz I didn't see the last line of the post.



    Sawwee :ohwell:
  • sarahgilmore
    sarahgilmore Posts: 572 Member
    *kitten*.
    The usual recommendation I see around for here for perceived wrongs is to kick him in the crotch.
    Eat the chocolate first, so you naturally gain 50lbs from it *right away*, THEN kick him in the crotch - your kick will have much more momentum.
  • CrystalMarie253
    CrystalMarie253 Posts: 128
    Maybe he doesn't see it as sabotage. Eat one give the rest to neighbor kids or relatives. And have you told him directly no sweets? He sounds like a sweetheart.

    This is kinda what I do. If I want a cookie or something or customers bring me in candy, I have one or two then I give the rest away. Everyone wins :)
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    Wow! I think .... well, I have nothing nice to say. :frown:

    I hope for your sake, he doesn't judge your actions the same way.

    GOOD LORD people read the whole dang post!

    This is SARCASM...
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member

    At least I can't eat the picture frame he picked out :sad:
    It can all fit easily into my macros but DAMN it is SABOTAGE i tell you!!

    Who else suffered from this today?

    EDIT TO ADD: I think I forgot to hit the sarcasm button ;D

    We decided earlier today that if you hold them up high, the calories jump off because they are scared. Then you can turn it all into negative calories if you eat while exercising. :love:
  • SergeantSunshine_reused
    SergeantSunshine_reused Posts: 5,382 Member
    *kitten*.
    The usual recommendation I see around for here for perceived wrongs is to kick him in the crotch.
    Eat the chocolate first, so you naturally gain 50lbs from it *right away*, THEN kick him in the crotch - your kick will have much more momentum.

    Maybe if I chase him around the block for such terrible actions. That will burn the calories off right?!

    To some of the people... read the whole post! *sarcasm*
  • savdbygrac
    savdbygrac Posts: 38
    If he can't buy it for you on Valentines Day when can he buy it for you? Share it with him or your friends, and enjoy it! Don't be sad, be happy he cares - if anyone reads this that doesnt have a boyfriend - or doesnt have a boyfriend who does sweet things like this for them then it will make them sad :(


    I agree with this. He probably thinks you're perfect just as you are in his mind so he didn't see this in the same way you did. He's just finding a way to be romantic on the hardest day of the year to do so. Social pressure is probably is why he went a bit overboard! I'm thinking all this came from a good place in his heart. Sounds like he feels bad he can't spend the day with you. Sharing them or freezing them to have on your spike days is a GREAT idea! I made it clear to my husband that I didn't want sweets for Valentine's Day and he didn't get me any! He still got me some things but they were some things I wanted because I made it very clear what would make me feel loved today. I'd try clearly communicating what you want clearly for the next holiday in your life. Men, NOT mind readers! lol 100% credit for trying though! Those look amazing!!!!!!!
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member

    At least I can't eat the picture frame he picked out :sad:
    It can all fit easily into my macros but DAMN it is SABOTAGE i tell you!!

    Who else suffered from this today?

    EDIT TO ADD: I think I forgot to hit the sarcasm button ;D

    We decided earlier today that if you hold them up high, the calories jump off because they are scared. Then you can turn it all into negative calories if you eat while exercising. :love:

    For this exact reason, I am putting my fridge on the roof so I can have all negative calories from now on
  • danigirl1011
    danigirl1011 Posts: 314 Member
    Lol.. Enjoy the day, no need to miss out on the good things in life!

    ^ This.
    a) it appears from your profile picture you don't need to worry about being fat :) (You look awesome)
    b) the thought behind what he said about the hugs and kisses was priceless....awwwwww
    c) enjoy it and pig out today (you cannot gain much weight in way day) and put the rest away to eat over time as treats when you want them.

    Cute presents! I love the lady bugs.
  • Saralynn2015
    Saralynn2015 Posts: 1
    ummm your bf did an incredibly nice thing for you on valentine's day.....you poor thing. too bad you will never be able to work off the extra calories with some exercise. damn. your life is a tragedy.
  • SergeantSunshine_reused
    SergeantSunshine_reused Posts: 5,382 Member
    ummm your bf did an incredibly nice thing for you on valentine's day.....you poor thing. too bad you will never be able to work off the extra calories with some exercise. damn. your life is a tragedy.

    I know my life is so hard sometimes.
    Maybe I should just give up :sad:
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    ummm your bf did an incredibly nice thing for you on valentine's day.....you poor thing. too bad you will never be able to work off the extra calories with some exercise. damn. your life is a tragedy.

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  • jayb0ne
    jayb0ne Posts: 644 Member
    Don't forget that celery is negative calories, so eat the chocolate with celery and you can cancel it out. Clearly.

    Oh, and dump him, his evil plan to make you obese overnight with his tempting wares is clearly the Mark of a psychopath.

    ;)
  • sarahgilmore
    sarahgilmore Posts: 572 Member
    *kitten*.
    The usual recommendation I see around for here for perceived wrongs is to kick him in the crotch.
    Eat the chocolate first, so you naturally gain 50lbs from it *right away*, THEN kick him in the crotch - your kick will have much more momentum.

    Maybe if I chase him around the block for such terrible actions. That will burn the calories off right?!

    Definitely - but don't forget the mascara before you go, and be sure not to sweat!
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    It is painfully obvious that he is super jealous of you. Super Jealous.
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    *kitten*.
    The usual recommendation I see around for here for perceived wrongs is to kick him in the crotch.
    Eat the chocolate first, so you naturally gain 50lbs from it *right away*, THEN kick him in the crotch - your kick will have much more momentum.

    Maybe if I chase him around the block for such terrible actions. That will burn the calories off right?!



    Definitely - but don't forget the mascara before you go, and be sure not to sweat!

    Don't forget the high heels!
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    ummm your bf did an incredibly nice thing for you on valentine's day.....you poor thing. too bad you will never be able to work off the extra calories with some exercise. damn. your life is a tragedy.

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    I need this tattood on my *kitten*
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    *kitten*.
    The usual recommendation I see around for here for perceived wrongs is to kick him in the crotch.
    Eat the chocolate first, so you naturally gain 50lbs from it *right away*, THEN kick him in the crotch - your kick will have much more momentum.

    Maybe if I chase him around the block for such terrible actions. That will burn the calories off right?!



    Definitely - but don't forget the mascara before you go, and be sure not to sweat!

    Don't forget the high heels!

    And the matching lingerie.
  • SergeantSunshine_reused
    SergeantSunshine_reused Posts: 5,382 Member
    *kitten*.
    The usual recommendation I see around for here for perceived wrongs is to kick him in the crotch.
    Eat the chocolate first, so you naturally gain 50lbs from it *right away*, THEN kick him in the crotch - your kick will have much more momentum.

    Maybe if I chase him around the block for such terrible actions. That will burn the calories off right?!



    Definitely - but don't forget the mascara before you go, and be sure not to sweat!

    Don't forget the high heels!

    Already curling my hair now. He is gonna get it! >.>
  • sarahgilmore
    sarahgilmore Posts: 572 Member
    you go girl! don't let him pull you down to his level!
  • MaraDiaz
    MaraDiaz Posts: 4,604 Member
    What a JERK!

    I know. Why women stay in these abusive relationships is something I'll never understand. :laugh:
  • SergeantSunshine_reused
    SergeantSunshine_reused Posts: 5,382 Member
    I actually am not eating any tonight because it is too pretty xD Im weird like that :P
    Ohh and btw cake pops and strawberries are actually only like 90-120 cals each. SCORE!

    But still. He is gonna get it. I'll work off my fat *kitten* >.>
  • estorial7
    estorial7 Posts: 5
    Work out tomorrow to make up for it
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
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    Who else thought of this?
  • kittenmitton
    kittenmitton Posts: 231 Member
    I....don't think there was anything about his gift that implied you should eat it in one day....take your time eating it. For something romantic, share it with him. If he doesn't want to share it, tell him you appreciate his gift, but you can't possibly eat all that without gaining weight and ask nicely if he'd mind sharing.
  • MandyMarie01
    MandyMarie01 Posts: 448 Member
    awww how sweet!!!
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    *kitten*.
    The usual recommendation I see around for here for perceived wrongs is to kick him in the crotch.
    Eat the chocolate first, so you naturally gain 50lbs from it *right away*, THEN kick him in the crotch - your kick will have much more momentum.

    Maybe if I chase him around the block for such terrible actions. That will burn the calories off right?!



    Definitely - but don't forget the mascara before you go, and be sure not to sweat!

    Don't forget the high heels!

    And the matching lingerie.

    I hope you did your nails
  • wenzrn
    wenzrn Posts: 1 Member
    Lots of great advice! I feel your pain today as my hubby was so sweet to buy me the biggest box of truffles known to man! (ugh...) I've been sharing them with everyone I can! Good luck!
  • sarahgilmore
    sarahgilmore Posts: 572 Member
    *kitten*.
    The usual recommendation I see around for here for perceived wrongs is to kick him in the crotch.
    Eat the chocolate first, so you naturally gain 50lbs from it *right away*, THEN kick him in the crotch - your kick will have much more momentum.

    Maybe if I chase him around the block for such terrible actions. That will burn the calories off right?!



    Definitely - but don't forget the mascara before you go, and be sure not to sweat!

    Don't forget the high heels!

    And the matching lingerie.

    I hope you did your nails

    And perfume. Oh for the love of all things holy, don't forget the perfume!
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